F*cked Up Fables

Watery Tarts

Join us as we discover some of the truly f*cked up versions and history of our beloved fables, fairy tales, and lore.

24 Episodes

Are Cheeses Sentient? A Grimm Tale Adventure
3/15/2021
2:29:53
Welcome to the second week of Drunken Fables, where your host shares fairy tales and myths after having one too many. This week, we welcome back Vy, who was excited to tune in to Titania telling three stories about alcohol from the Brother's Grimm. Well, kind of about alcohol. This one is a wild ride with a hard left in the middle. We hope you enjoy watching as much as we enjoyed creating this episode! Tune in next week for Enkidu's drunken tale.
The Story of Dionysus
3/4/2021
1:51:46
How best to tell the story of Dionysus than by being drunk off of wine? Join Enkidu as she does just that!
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In Which We Try to Talk Phantom, but Can't Stay On Topic....
2/10/2021
1:41:09
Starting off our tragic love month, Titania takes us through the story behind the longest-running musical on Broadway. Or, at least she tries to. Enkidu's hatred for Phantom and Titania's love of Phantom continue to clash and boil down into a discussion of the history of ballet, their shared love of theatre, and experiences in choir. Yes, we definitely did not stay on track. However, we plan to pick up the discussion again next week and actually try to remain focused on the topic. There's just so much to unpack in this story, but I hope you enjoy it. Now, on to the show! Duuuuuuuuuun! Dun Dun Dun Dun Duuuuuun!
Brother's Grimm: The Robber Bridegroom
1/20/2021
31:35
Here to tell you another tale of Grimm is Titania telling the story of the Robber Bridegroom. Only one more week for Wedding month.
Along Came A Pithos Jar!
1/13/2021
44:14
Today we travel back to ancient Greece and hear a story most of us only know the ending of. It's full of titans, gods, marriage, horrible gifts, and a surprising lack of Hera. This cautionary tale is turned on its side as we hear the full story of Pandora and her mysterious box
All the Furs - A Fairy Tale
1/10/2021
32:52
Welcome to season two of F*cked Up Fables! We are happy to start this year off with a rather strange tale of a princess and how she escapes a forced incestuous marriage to climb her way back to prosperity. Welcome to 2021!
What can mistletoe do?
12/26/2020
38:41
In the last our of Horrible Holiday specials, Enkidu gives us a story from Norse mythology that shows us the true power of mistletoe. There is no Hera this time, but don't worry, she makes up for it with another tricky God and brings us all the warm feelings we love! Curl up with some spiked hot chocolate and join us on this 'wintery tale!
Krampus, the Shadow of Saint Nicholas
12/18/2020
45:14
Our month of Horrible Holidays continues with Vy, who brings us the story of Krampus. So grab your hot chocolate and warp yourself in a warm blanket to stave off the chills of this creepy holiday figure. And remember, never lose the spirit of Christmas.
The Gruesome History of the Real Santa Clause
12/3/2020
37:27
Welcome to Horrible Holidays months! Kicking off this theme is Titania with the horrible history of Santa. Yes, there is cannablism.
Mirror Mirror
11/27/2020
46:30
Join us as Vy tells the real story of Snow White. It's far more terrible than you can imagine.

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F*cked Up Fables

Watery Tarts

24 Episodes

Are Cheeses Sentient? A Grimm Tale Adventure

The Story of Dionysus

In Which We Try to Talk Phantom, but Can't Stay On Topic....

Brother's Grimm: The Robber Bridegroom

Along Came A Pithos Jar!

All the Furs - A Fairy Tale

What can mistletoe do?

Krampus, the Shadow of Saint Nicholas

The Gruesome History of the Real Santa Clause

Mirror Mirror