F*ck, Marry, Kill Me podcast

F*ck, Marry, Kill Me

FMK Me Pod

Kayla and Dean present their favorite writers and comedians with outlandish "f*ck, marry, kill's," various games and open ended questions like, "how attractive is the Michelin Man really?" and "what if you had Mike Tyson's face for hands?" Email us your own FMK's at [email protected]

24 Episodes

FMKM: That Tracks.
10/18/2023
42:48
In this Episode Kayla and Dean finally answer the big questions like: did Kayla like The Addams Family? Why don't they make more Movie Musicals? Is Zoom a Viable Option to Record a podcast? Please Like and Subscribe wherever you are listening to this!
FMKM: Gumby or Gum-man
10/12/2023
52:38
This episode includes moments of humor and intense regret. Everything you could ask for in an afternoon snack. Or morning, we don't judge. Dean's knee gives out in Target and Kayla give out FMK's that confuse and delight. It's all there.
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FMKM: The Fart Game
10/4/2023
51:25
Buckle up buttercup as Kayla and Dean Answer the important questions of the day like: What is Grench food? and How far will Kayla go to not get a face tattoo of The Cookie Monster? Other Topics include: British Yelp Reviews, Hagrid's Downstairs Jumble, and Jersey Michael
FMKM with Aaron Johnson
9/14/2023
55:12
Like lamps, Children of the Corn, and Neils? So do we! Kayla and Dean invite sound engineer and all around great guy, Aaron Johnson to jump on the mic; something he was not aware of until 3 seconds before it happened! Now THAT'S how you do it! KABLAMMM!
FMKM with Chandler Morrison
8/28/2023
1:03:18
This week Kayla and Dean sit down with author, Chandler Morrison, and discuss the most important things anyone could ever discuss in this lifetime. Fornication, marriage, and death.
Harding Tanya with Billy Myers III
7/31/2023
1:05:30
Kayla and Dean sit down with Billy Myers III to chat about his endless devotion to The Juice and his refusal to even have dinner with Harding Tanya, a small town girl looking to make a big splash in the big city
Carrie Bradshaw's Advocate with Cassie Keet
7/19/2023
52:50
Writer/Director Cassie Keet stops by to discuss Nicholas Cage, losing WWII, and of course, biting strangers on the nose. It's got everything you want. Sponsored by Big Molly™️
FMKM: Cartoons
2/6/2023
51:51
This week Kayla and Dean play FMK with some of our favorite and least favorite cartoon characters. We also deeply discuss the possibility of taking a pole dancing class. Bonus: Learn how to make a hot bath with a large gumbo pot!Subscribe to the Patreon to get Dean on the pole!
New Year, New Us
1/16/2023
1:05:16
This week, we dust off the rust and it's just us! Kayla and Dean talk about who they would eff, marry, and kill. Plus allergies! It's everything you could want and more on FMK Me.
If You're Not Furth You're Last with Eddie Furth
12/5/2022
1:01:36
This week, comedian and producer, Eddie Furth (Historical Roast, No Laughing Show), chats with Kayla and Dean about wrestling, The Great British Baking Show, and goes head to head with Gorgon Ramsey in Deangeons and Dragons. He's seriously so healthy you guys.Featuring @iameddiefurthKayla Rosenberg @kaylabrosenbergDean Peters @gdpcomedyTheme by @renahundert

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