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A caller confessed to getting suspended for cursing at work, another admitted she can’t stand her husband’s friend, and someone missed a family grad party for the most relatable reason ever. We debated living in a murder house, exposed the lies we were told as kids, and tried (and failed) to make scary Halloween noises. Plus, Nate had some questionable “as your friend” advice, and we discovered exactly how New Yorkers really say things. It’s spooky, messy, and pure morning-show gold.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pelicans, dolphins, roaches in your ear... let's talk about the irrational fears you may have!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Froggy starts an argument over mysteriously multiplying Halloween bins, Danielle reveals her husband keeps a secret “Danielle-ism” folder of her funniest quotes, Scotty B gears up for a 30-mile bike race around Manhattan (with a sweet new ride), Gandhi begs people to wash their new clothes before wearing them (rat poop included), Sam reflects on trading glam for sleep and embracing balance, and Skeery swears a burger tastes better because Martha Stewart showed up mid-bite.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Richard loves to argue with people over the phone…..so Garrett makes him argue himself!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Here are your daily horoscopes for October 9th, 2025See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Actor, comedian, writer, and producer Geraldine Viswanathan gives Kyle the lowdown on how she caught the acting bug in 5th grade, the difference between soft and f*#@ boys, her strategy for working with her heroes, how to go viral with dalmatians on a red carpet, and what it’s been like playing a historical figure in the upcoming biopic about Merle Oberon, an Oscar-nominated Indian-British actor, writer, and producer with a prolific career. Kyle and Geraldine trade deep thoughts on life and death, and saddle up for an unbridled game of Horse Girling Around, sugar cubes included. Tune in every Thursday for new episodes of What Are We Even Doing? Executive Producers: iHeart Media, Elvis Duran Podcast Network, and Full Picture Productions Executive Produced for Full Picture Productions by Desiree Gruber + Anne Walls Gordon Produced by Ben Fingeret, Nora Faber, and Maia MizrahiEditing by Mikey Harmon and Nicholas Giuricich Research by Kimberly Walls Music by Yatta Art by Danica Robinson Additional GFX by Chris Olfers/The Southern InfluenceStyling by Dot Bass Follow us on socials! Instagram: @wawedwithkyleTikTok: @wawedwithkyleYouTube: @KyleMacLachlanOfficialSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

📺 Watch this Episode On today’s MKD, we cover the death of actor and former sumo wrestler Taylor Tuli Wily, an anchor’s on-air fall, a man’s desperate search inside a crocodile’s jaws for his brother, children forced to eat cat feces, and the phenomenon of Beauty parlor stroke syndrome.  🎟️ 10/12 - KHA IVF Golf Classic - Click Here 🎟️ 10/18 - Darkside NJ - Click here Want to submit your shocking story? Email [email protected] Support The Show: 🧠 Join The Gross Room 🖤 Sponsors 🔬 Buy Nicole's Book 🥼 Merch Follow: 🎙️ Mother Knows Death 🔪 Nicole 🪩 Maria 📱 TikTok More Info: 📰 Newsletter 📃 DisclaimerSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Things got weird fast — a caller caught her fiancé on a dating app, another admitted to a drunken stripper pole purchase, and someone may or may not have seen a ghost in Elvis’ house. Between apple-picking scams, words that make us giggle like children, and high school scandals we probably shouldn’t repeat, it’s safe to say no one’s getting out of this episode unscathed. Plus, we throw down in a few ridiculous games — hip-hop lyrics, Halloween themes, and nostalgic foods you forgot existed.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We talk about the cultural norms you may ignore, from bowing to learning the language, or even picking your nose - what is your controversial opinion!?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gandhi shares a powerful meme, Skeery vents about getting kicked out of Zara, Sam wonders who had the wildest celebrity demands, Nate drops a sausage joke, Danielle gets lost in her 2,000+ phone notes, and Scotty B teaches us about $10,000 bills. Plus, special guest Lee Schrager roasts the room and compliments Elvis’s look.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.