Star Wars Acolyte - Millions of Voices Cried Out In Terror

"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.Watch the Premiere on YouTube and join the LIVE CHAT at 1pm. 0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 14:12 - Sheath & Caliber 16:59 - What Is Happening 18:14 - Russia So Russian 22:40 - Weather 23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty 25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE 27:43 - Breaking Bridget 34:01 - Phetasy News 34:36 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThey’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats remixes & Bridget is broken. New episode SUNDAY 9/15/24 at 1pm CT. Join us for the Premiere on YouTube and take part in the live chat!https://www.youtube.com/@phetasySubscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 30% with the code DECADE- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off

Democrats pulled a switcheroo, Biden's out, Kamala's in, but what does she actually stand for? RFK Jr. and Tulsi Gabbard join Trump's team. Americans ignore the fact that all of their social security numbers have been stolen. Revisiting the most fun, viral moments of the Olympics. The Taliban bans women from speaking in public because apparently men are incapable of controlling themselves. And Bridget marvels at the spin cyclone trying to make us believe that Kamala is something new and different. 0:00 - President-In-Waiting 15:42 - Electile Dysfunction 2024 17:24 - Sheath & Caliber 19:56 - Important Stories That Were Ignored 20:26 - Weather 20:53 - The Olympics 24:50 - Patriarchy So Crafty 28:53 - Quest & BON CHARGE 31:26 - Breaking Bridget 40:47 - Phetasy News 42:00 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWe’re back! We lost Hope, Bridget is dead inside, but we return to the Dumpster Fire. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch SATURDAY 8/31/24 at 1pm CT. Join us for the Premiere on YouTube and take part in the live chat!https://www.youtube.com/@phetasySubscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.Thanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest, BON CHARGE & Caliber- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Transform your fitness with science based training. Sign up for Caliber and get $100 off your first 3 months.- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off

The Trump assassination attempt, the Secret Service fail, JD Vance goes from calling Trump Hitler to his new running mate, the return of cancel culture, New York discovers trash cans, Bridget's hatred of wind farms in the ocean, why the Democrats deserve to lose, the scandal of the Biden cover up, and the RNC with Kid Rock, Dana White, Hulk Hogan & Trump0:00 - Troll-In-Exile 13:42 - Electile Dysfunction 18:31 - Quest & Sheath Underwear 20:54 - Cancelled 23:53 - Weather 24:25 - Dumpster Diving 27:21 - BON CHARGE 28:47 - Breaking Bridget 35:47 - Update 44:50 - Phetasy News 46:24 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comSo much has happened, we can’t keep up, but we do our best. This unedited version is vastly different from the edited version, so enjoy the comparison!New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 7/21/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.

Biden blanks in debate and everyone has finally realized he’s old, even Trump feels sorry for him. The Supreme Court made a lot of important rulings that we don’t attempt to break down. Hawk Tuah girl captures America’s hearts, a new prison concept is likely to incentivize murders, and Bridget rants about the switcheroo Democrats might pull by swapping in Newsom for Biden at the last minute.0:00 - Electile Dysfunction 15:13 - Important Stories We're Ignoring 16:16 - Sheath Underwear 17:24 - Capitalism Always Wins 21:04 - Weather 21:26 - Siri, Please Take My Life 23:07 - Quest & BON CHARGE 25:47 - Dumpster Diving 26:58 - Breaking Bridget 34:30 - Phetasy News 35:28 - The Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comThe ranting will continue until morale improves. New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 7/7/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.

Biden proclaims Elder Abuse Awareness day, are we all ignoring his cries for help? Hunter Biden is convicted on gun charges, Chiquita Banana financed a Colombian paramilitary group and Disney continues its destruction of the Star Wars franchise with The Acolyte. Climate change LARPers spray paint Stonehenge, the Surgeon General tries to warn about the dangers of social media, that Amazon tribe was NOT addicted to porn, and the mainstream media tries to gaslight us into believing we don't all know what a senile old man looks like.0:00 - Senile-In-Chief 4:26 - This F*ckin Guy 5:20 - Capitalism Always Wins 6:55 - Sprained My Eyes 10:55 - Sheath Underwear 12:07 - Parade of Morons 14:32 - Weather 14:57 - Okay, Boomer 18:29 - Beyond Parody 21:13 - Quest & BON CHARGE 23:24 - Dumpster Diving 27:18 - Breaking Bridget 33:10 Phetasy News 33:55 - Internet Is GloriousThanks to our sponsors Sheath Underwear, Quest & BON CHARGE- Check out Sheath's ingenious dual pouch system - order yours and save 20% with the code DUMPSTER- Prioritize your health and find answers to the multitude of health questions you may have at Questhealth.com and get 25% off.- Revitalize your skin with BON CHARGE's Red Light Face Mask and get 15% off- Check your media bias. Read the news from multiple perspectives. See through media bias with reliable news from local and international sources with Ground News This is a public episode. If you’d like to discuss this with other subscribers or get access to bonus episodes, visit www.phetasy.com/subscribe

This is a free preview of a paid episode. To hear more, visit www.phetasy.comWhy do they insist on ruining Star Wars?New episode of Dumpster Fire will launch Sunday 6/23/24Subscribe to watch the unedited version and see all the stuff that hit the cutting room floor.