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Sometimes customers are ridiculous in their requests. None more so than the patrons of Dump Stat Diner. But Heroes live to serve, and serve we shall. In Flustermer Service, one player takes the role of a waiter and the others the customers. The customers first give a simple order which the waiter does not write down and must repeat to the customers. The customers then make outrageous changes to the orders which the waiter must memorize and repeat. If you enjoy our content you can find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

Beta's Beware, You're In For A Scare! Lothric University is on spring break and that means one thing for the brothers of the Delta Iota Kappa(Δικ) fraternity...ROAD TRIP! But first, these giga chads need to refill on the hard stuff. How else are they gonna do shot, after shot, after shot? Drunk, stoned, and muscled up our sigma heroes, Brentley Pentley and Brice Briar Braxton, stare at the bright red lights of the Lothrician Target before them. They know at the back of which lies all the bottles they can carry. Neither death nor a text from an ex will stop these Δικ brothers from getting that burning elixir. Chant with us Sigmas! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Δικ! Chad Quest is an actual play of the Dark Souls tabletop roleplaying game by Steamforged games based on the Dark Souls video game by FromSoftware Inc. Cast: GM - Jon Brently Pently, Δικ Sorcerer - Pedro Brice Briar Braxton, Δικ Bandit - Mike If you enjoy our content you can find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS 5E SUCKS AT MAGIC ITEMS! That's right! The Dump Stat boys are back with more hot takes criticizing 5e. We'll be discussing and contrasting 5e magic items with several other systems such as Dungeon Crawl Classics, Into the Odd, and Savage World. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

Are you a fan of the gritty soul crushing grind of the Dark Souls game franchise but wish you could play by rolling dice? Do you love Dungeons & Dragons 5e? Well then do we have a review for you! Today we go over our thoughts on our recent play through of the Dark Souls tabletop roleplaying game(TTRPG). We'll let you know pros, cons, and contrasts with the base game of 5e and how the creators transcribed the system for Dark Souls(and it's many, many, failings). Sit down, take a swig from your estus flask, and take a listen. If you enjoy our content you can find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

How closely does your D&D table pay attention to those pesky components “needed” for spell casting? Could your wizard tell me the components needed for Acid Splash? Or Charm Person?? Well that’s what we’re testing today in Spell Check! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ In spell check, GM Mike will state the components of a 5e spell while Jon and Pedro fight to be the first to guess the spell. Who will prove they know spell components better? Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

The Flocculent Cathedral awaits. The journey so far has been an entropic grind on sanity and physicality. There is no rest. There is only the need to move forward. God of the Forest, take what thou need for us to pass. Treasure is there but within a grasps reach. Will Parda and Kel have the hand to grasp their dark trophy by the end? Will it matter? Trophy Dark is a tabletop roleplaying game made by The Gauntlet. This system is designed for one shots where the players take the role of treasure hunters who's only hope lie within a dark forest that doesn't want them there. GM - Mike Parda, Sellsword & Former Barber - Jon Kel, Former King's Soldier - Pedro Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

We have another round of Subjective for you! In Subjective the players who are not 'it' will come up with a number from 1 to 10(1 being worst, 10 the best) and the person who is 'it' are going to say a category. The players will give an item within that category that corresponds to the ranking that the players choose. And this time Pedro actually understands the 1-10 system. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠

Ruin behind and Hell before them, Kel and Parda slowly move deeper into the dark forest. This is their last, and only, chance to find a treasure to bring them out of their squalor. But will the horrors brought upon their heads be worth what lies in the center of the forest? Trophy Dark is a tabletop roleplaying game made by The Gauntlet. This system is designed for one shots where the players take the role of treasure hunters who's only hope lie within a dark forest that doesn't want them there. GM - Mike Parda, Sellsword & Former Barber - Jon Kel, Former King's Soldier - Pedro Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

5e sucks at leveling! Yeah you heard us! Think we're wrong??? Take a listen and find out!!! Today the Dump Stat Heroes discuss leveling in tabletop roleplaying games. Like before, we compare and contrast 5e with other systems on how they handle leveling characters. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠

Before you lies a forest. One that does not want you to enter. Though you must for behind you lies your ruined life. The only salvation lies within the dark woods. But this is not a salvation by your standards. No, this is a salvation the Forest will craft for you. A salvation unlike anything you could imagine, and nothing like you want. But you enter anyway. Today we are reviewing Trophy Dark! Trophy Dark is a tabletop roleplaying game made by The Gauntlet. This system is designed for one shots where the players take the role of treasure hunters who's only hope lie within a dark forest that doesn't want them there. We'll tell you are likes, dislikes, and what kind of gaming table we think this system would be great for. Find us at: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Threads: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Twitter: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Tik Tok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@dumpstatpod⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Patreon: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Dump Stat Heroes⁠⁠⁠⁠