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Comedian Chris Grace (As Scarlett Johansson) stops by as Daniel describes a South Bend, Indiana mystery of someone urinating in candles at Dollar Tree stores, Randy explains how a man sued the city after he crashed his work dump truck into his own car, and Jason warns against calling 9-1-1 while you're stealing a car, and so much more!

Comedian and actress Jackie Tohn (Nobody Wants This on Netflix) stops by as Randy describes a woman who has her cancer returned after an altercation with a flight attendant over her service dog, Jason explains why two Florida men were arrested for stealing deodorant, and Daniel warns against stealing your parents' car to go to Target, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and Mint Mobile! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/dpt.  To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT.   

Comedian, actor, and UCB founder (Second In Command podcast on ATC) Matt Walsh stops by as Randy describes a mom whose breasts fall out as she throws rocks at her neighbors, Daniel explains why a Michigan man's attempt to put out a fire went viral, and Jason warns that you MUST take your girlfriend to the airport, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Hims, Mint Mobile, and BetterHelp! Start your free online visit today at Hims.com/DPT.  To get the new customer offer and your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to Mintmobile.com/DPT.  Overcome your fears, with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Erica Rhodes (tour) stops by as Jason describes a nude man that crashed a car into a jail and then threw rubber snakes at police, Randy explains how a Utah couple accidentally sent their cat away with an Amazon return, and Daniel lists the strangest place that British people have admitted to eating, and so much more!

Comedian and show creator Derek Waters (Drunk History) stops by as Jason describes how a bus driver on a field trip got arrested for OWI, Randy explains how a couple got arrested over an X-rated margarita stunt goes viral, and Daniel warns against attempting a string of robberies in the same stretch of town, and so much more!

Comedian and podcaster Jackie Kashian (Tour dates and The Dork Forest) stops by as Daniel describes how a homeowner near an airport dealt with a stranger's car parked in his driveway, Randy explains how a man shot himself in his sleep, and Jason warns against telling the police that you are Garth Brooks, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp.Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Nate Craig (Tour dates) stops by as Daniel explains how a Greek woman started setting fires so she could flirt with firemen, Jason describes why a Florida man jumped into a pond to avoid police, and Randy warns against storing stolen gerbils in your pants, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsors: Chewy and BetterHelp! Chewy has everything you need to keep your pet happy and healthy. And right now you can save $20 on your first order and get free shipping by going to Chewy.com/DPT. Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Jason Nash is back (Jason's YT) as Jason (Sklar) explains why a Florida man is worried about his reputation after pulling a gun on an Uber driver, Randy describes how a stranger was caught pooping on a neighbor's porch, and Daniel warns against robbing a bank and waiting just outside for them to bring you the money, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: Mint Mobile! To get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to MINTMOBILE.com/DPT. 

Comedian James Adomian (Path Of Most Resistance) stops by as Randy describes how 4 men have been charged in the theft of a satirical golden toilet in England, Daniel explains why a Halifax's Acapulco Club is selling off pieces of its sticky carpet, and Jason warns against having sex with peoples' cars, and so much more! Thanks to our sponsor: BetterHelp! Rediscover your curiosity with BetterHelp. Visit BetterHelp.com/DPT today to get 10% off your first month.

Comedian Mike Glazer (Life Rules!) stops by Jason describes a Florida man that was arrested for hurling fried chicken at his sister during an argument, Daniel explains how a Florida man disowned the drugs that were wrapped around his penis when caught by police, and Randy warns against burning down the house you're about to show as a realtor, and so much more!