Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

Duck Logic

Podcast-y talk you'd expect, with something more--- comedy sketches, bits, parodies & songs... from the Chicago improv group called Duck Logic! New stuff & stuff pulled from their WLUP AM1000 radio show called The Cavalcade.

247 Episodes

Ooops! All Talking: "He'll blow other people's horns."
11/3/2026
18:30
Pulled from the pod archives: A look way back at our 100th show! The guys reminisce about two years earlier, in 2021, when it all began. About their road trip to the Capitol Building in Washington on January 6th. About Dave’s lucky shoes and Tim’s lucky goiter. The secrets of Catholic Fight Club, The standup comedy of Mary Magdeline. Tim tells us how he was kept inside the walls of his house as a child, and how COVID caused Jim to cancel his Broadway debut after only one show. Then he sings the title song. Whew!Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
Ooops! All Talking: "The Purge, only with children."
10/27/2026
15:19
Pulled from the pod archives: a blast from pre-Halloweens past! The guys talk about how ginormous the holiday has become. Sexy costumes. Treats of the past. Over the top decorations. Tim’s new nose job. Tim’s ex-college classmate—Leatherface.Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
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Ooops! All Talking: "The champagne of toilet wines."
10/20/2026
18:46
Pulled from the pod archives: The guys discuss toilets in the middle of the basement floor. How Tim will get along in prison: two words—toilet wine. Then Walter follows up on his starring role in a one-man production of “300.” Emotional support dogs on planes. And cat psychologists. Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
Ooops! All Talking: "We have a bunch of oil to oil me down."
10/13/2026
13:55
Pulled from the pod archives: The guys talk about the weather, befriending a Jehovah Witness, and Georgia O’Keefe’s vagina paintings. Then Walter explains his one-man stage production of the movie “300.”Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
Ooops! All Talking: "I'm showing them a picture of a duck's penis."
10/6/2026
13:22
Pulled from the pod archives: The guys try and remember the multi-floor Duck Logic immersive experiential event in a Chicago museum. They think. It might’ve happened. Or not.THEN: somehow the guys drift onto the subject of duck penises—they have quite an unusual shape, doncha know? Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
Ooops! All Talking: "A family that you change your clothes in front of."
9/29/2026
14:36
Pulled from the pod archives: Tim lands the lead role in a reimagining of “Annie.” Then auditions for the lead in a Snoop Dog biopic.Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
"I can grab my wife's butt... and how!"
9/22/2026
28:48
Show 215: Tim gets all mushy about the other two guys. A TV show buys stuff and burns it. Walt’s cousin Jeff blows up Walt’s toys! Jim’s friends blow up fish. Our favorite stripper. And doomsday bunkers. THEN: A spittin’ good restaurant. An action flick starring a big guy. A real time Civil War reenactment. Really temporary temps. Our one and only guest gets bumped again. More ramblings from Walter’s brain. And more.Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
"They said my brain was shrinking."
9/15/2026
27:58
Show 214: Walt’s birthday. Everyone gets a sheet cake. Grandparents Day. Lemonade stand baristas. Tim passes out. Why Grandparents Day? Kids love potato salad. Doctors say Tim’s brain is shrinking.THEN: Alien poop. Bloody Marys. Political attack ads begin. A CEO comes clean. Our A.I. announcer’s side gig. DIY Ken Burns’ documentaries. Plus a little bit more.Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
"Do you wanna see my snake?"
9/8/2026
29:16
Show 213: Walt’s dishwasher scares him. Bill Murray. A fish out of water. Tim’s dead snails. Walt turns down a girl with a snake. Supergirl. Keeping up with the Jor-El’s. THEN: Insects in love. Broadway hits in 5 minutes or less. A Lite beer so light, you’ll think you’re drinking water. A restaurant for condiments. And a commercial for Stuff.Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!
"It's always the prostitute's fault."
9/1/2026
28:15
Show 212: It’s our sort of Labor day-themed show!! Tim talks about his job tarring a parking lot. Walt was a baby photographer for a day. Jim and Walt compare how many times they’ve been fired. Sex workers in hotel lobbies. Podcast understudies. THEN: Labor day in Italy. In China. In France. A very intense job interview. The Shari Lewis telethon—a holiday traditionb. A business idea. A Russian factory celebrates a new wrench.Drop us an email. We'd looove to hear from you!

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Duck Logic Comedy 1/2 Hour | Talk, Sketches & More

Duck Logic

247 Episodes

Ooops! All Talking: "He'll blow other people's horns."

Ooops! All Talking: "The Purge, only with children."

Ooops! All Talking: "The champagne of toilet wines."

Ooops! All Talking: "We have a bunch of oil to oil me down."

Ooops! All Talking: "I'm showing them a picture of a duck's penis."

Ooops! All Talking: "A family that you change your clothes in front of."

"I can grab my wife's butt... and how!"

"They said my brain was shrinking."

"Do you wanna see my snake?"

"It's always the prostitute's fault."