Domesticated Savages

Nicole, our resident domestic violence detective, comes back on the podcast for her third appearance—because everyone loves a comeback story... Especially Nicole.Listen in and have a good laugh as Nicole and the Savages explore all things domestic violence—and then wander wildly off course. We discuss guns tucked into leopard-print psychopants, Tesla’s possible ghost-detection capabilities, AI casually choosing to murder humanity, and the glamorous world of autopsies, where “methodical and respectful” apparently means treating a body like a Costco chicken with a Sawzall.We also test our police instincts with bizarre calls involving an aggressively drunk raccoon, pitch the next reality-TV disaster—The Secret Lives of Hobo Wives—and continue honoring Jeremy through the unwavering attendance of his empty chair.Finally, Joce brings us a powerful Savage of the Week involving a dangerous domestic violence situation, some quick thinking, and an Alexa that helped call 911 when it mattered most.Listen, laugh, share the episode, and leave us a review. It helps more people find the show and encourages us to keep making terrible decisions behind microphones.Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.www.domesticatedsavages.com

Episode #88 is here... and things get appropriately unhinged.This week we're swapping stories about terries (terrorists)... and Garys. Well... one Gary. Turns out one Gary is all it takes.We also celebrate Episode #88. Joce definitely knows why that's funny... and we're willing to bet a lot of you ladies do too. If you know, you know. If you know, let us know. And if you don't... we'll explain it later. Maybe.The crew dives back into the skreets with some hilarious law enforcement stories, and this time everybody gets their turn. If you've ever wondered what cops laugh about after the radio traffic dies down, this episode delivers.Of course, we couldn't leave out the national stories. As always, we found some wild ones that had us laughing, shaking our heads, and wondering how people survive long enough to make the news.To wrap things up, we shine a light on an incredible person in our Savage of the Week segment. It's an inspiring story with a bittersweet ending, and one that's absolutely worth hearing.So throw us on during your commute, at the gym, or while you're pretending to work. Then drop us a review, share the episode with a friend, and spread the Savage.Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.

In this episode, we're joined by Makray, a lateral transfer from another local agency who quickly settles into the chaos and proves he's one of us. From the jump, he shares stories from his career, talks about some memorable experiences on the job, and admits he felt right at home hanging out with the Savages.Along the way, we play a game that was apparently so intense none of us can remember who won, tell some wild stories from around the country, and take our usual detours into complete nonsense.Give the episode a listen and let us know what you think. And if you'd like to see video episodes in the future, help us spread the word. The faster this thing grows, the sooner you'll get to see our faces—for better or worse.Stay Savage.www.domesticatedsavages.com

The Savages tell some crazy national, international, and stories from them skreets. - Fits tells a story about a dude playing Spiderman on top of an apartment building.- Jake tells a story about someone bringing a grenade to the airport. He also tells a story about a dude who gets a little drunk at the airport, then starts fighting cops and spitting on people.Listen in and enjoy.Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.www.domesticatedsavages.com

After nearly a year off, the Savages are back and immediately off the rails with the Season 4 Premier.We talk about why the show went dark, what the last year looked like, and what's next for the podcastNew stories, old jokes, and zero growth where it matters.Fits remains unchecked.This is not an apology episode—it’s a warning shot.Always Remember... Stay SAVAGE!www.domesticatedsavages.com

It has been a long time a comin' but we finally have it here for your enjoyment. The episode with the Fire Operators.You read that right, we invited some fire fairies onto the podcast to share some of their experiences. It's a fun time and we have a blast.Enjoy this episode as these two worlds collide and prepare yourself for the ultimate Guns vs Hoses battle.Oh yeah, this episode is super long to make up for the time we haven't dropped any new episodes.Always remember... Stay SAVAGEwww.domesticatedsavages.com

Slinging episodes your way! In this episode we share some crazy stories. - Babies born in traffic accidents - Monkeys escaping from research facilities - Pagan Rituals - Sarco Death Pods ... and a few others. We debate if euthanasia is moral and where the moral line is drawn. Enjoy the episode. Get you merchandise orders in because Christmas is coming soon. Always remember... Stay SAVAGE.

It’s been over two years in the making, but we’re excited to bring you Oona Out of Order. You’ve heard us talk about this book in previous episodes, offering glimpses behind the scenes, but now you’ll get our full take as we deliver our honest Savage review. This mini-episode marks our first venture into the short-form podcast format, but we might create more in the future to keep you entertained while we edit our longer-form episodes. Let us know if you enjoy this shorter format, and we’ll strive to make more of them. Always remember... Stay Savage. domesticatedsavages.com

This episode is crazy from the start. Joce couldn't make the first part, so the Savages couldn't keep the train on the rails. The tangents are plentiful yet glorious, so we kept all the ones that won't get us fired. Our guest this episode is Luke, an officer with 10+ years of experience at different agencies. He shares some wild stories. Also, Fits has a stalker... or secret admirer, as he prefers to call it at this juncture. We go all-in on that story. Go to our website to give your opinions on who you think it might be and to share details if you have any that might help us uncover who is looking to mount fits (on their wall, possibly). Always remember... Stay SAVAGE www.domesticatedsavages.com

There are plenty of fakes out there. Just turn on your TV or scroll through the internet, and that’s practically all you see: celebrities, the news, politics, social media—the list goes on. But here at The Savages, we’re anything but fake. Crude, weird, hilarious—but definitely not fake. In this episode, we’re bringing you a collection of true stories about people being fake. From a mom pretending her kids were under three to get them into Disneyland for free to a fake ASL interpreter working for a police department, we have some great stories of people trying to pull the wool over your eyes. So, tear off that woolen head cover, tune in, and enjoy. And always remember.... Stay SAVAGE. www.domesticatedsavages.com