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On Today’s Show: 00:00:02  Introduction 02:01:23  Election Results 04:47:15  To My Listeners Who Voted For Donald Trump  05:45:12  To My Listeners Who Voted For Kamala Harris 07:30:00  Let’s Just Blame White Women 09:30:22  More Audio From My Favorite Interdimensial Time Traveling Weirdo 15:16:21  Insane Person Has A Hatred Of Disco Queen Donna Summer 18:00:20  Man […] The post Harry Potter And The Bloody Asshole Of God first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  News Break / Kroger Blue 02:36:16  Introduction  05:02:04  Kroger Patriot Commercial 07:04:03  Pastor Manning Is Back Angry With At The Homosexuals 17:52:15 The Man With The 89 Grade Point Average 26:36:20  Confronting The Man Pissing On The Sidewalk  28:46:19  Witches Get Stitches According To One Felonious Preacher 34:07:00  Don’t Donate To […] The post Preaching Against Long Legged Mack Daddies And Pinched Nosed Homos first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:32:03  Childrens Narcan Chewables 04:51:16  The Worst Jazz Poetry Ever – An Ode To Purple 17:54:23  Catching Up The Inbreds 20:53:21  Meth Addict Who Had A Baby With Matt Damon 26:12:19  Annoying Preacher Disturbs Grocery Shoppers, Airport Staff, And Plane Passengers 32:04:13  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 33:45:00  New Viral […] The post How High Altitudes Could Make You Go Gay Real Hard first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:35:18  The Dating Requirements Of A Fart And Shit Loving Incel 22:20:09  Meade’s Lost Sweet Tea And Politics Video 33:30:05  Sign Up For The Sideshow! 34:55:15 Horrible Way To Die 1: Backing Yourself Into A Plane Propeller 40:39:09 Horrible Way To Die 2: Baking Yourself In A Commercial Oven 45:04:06 […] The post The Dating Requirements Of A Fart Loving Incel first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:02:24  Trump’s Podcasting Tour / Joe Rogan 05:06:15  Weird Trump Rally Music Choice – Funeral March  08:19:10  Donald Trump Live In The Studio 13:20:05  Now That’s What I Call A Trump Rally CD Offer 16:10:05  National Anthem Disaster At The Third Party Presidential Debate 20:10:22  Youtard Tammy Is Screaming Again […] The post Make American Breasts Plump And Milk-Filled Again first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:09:10  Poo Time Flying Up The Sharts 04:30:22  Queen Cobra Wants To Shoot The King 09:18:00  Obese Christian “Weight Lifting” 13:14:20  October Surprise / Presidential Endorsement 21:34:18  Homeless People Being Gangstalked 25:50:09  Bred Down On The Plantation 29:59:15  Become A Sideshow Member!  30:28:01  Plotting Murder Over Roblox Chat  35:44:11  Highschool […] The post Stripped Searched By Your High School Principal first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:22:01  A Disturbing Furry / Shit / Bestiality Freak 07:12:01  An Excerpt From Furry Erotica – Beaver Soup 11:58:17  Jesse Lee Peterson Gives Awful Advice 17:44:07  Pastor Says Women Need To Stop Being So Loud 20:40:07  Refusing Blood Transfusions Because Of God 22:54:05  Salon Freak Out Over Package Delivery 28:21:20 […] The post Depositing A Sizable Amount Of Human Sperm In A Beaver’s Ass first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 01:51:24  Grandma Wants Some Lesbian Action 05:18:09  Human Death Rattle 08:31:13  Dyking Out With Meemaw (Continued) 11:07:08  Granny Talks Dirty And Whips Out Her Low Hanging Knockers 17:07:19  Meade Gains More Weight 18:32:00  Meade Address Small Crowd Size, Blames It On God 20:55:05  Extreme Predator Catchers 26:19:23  Sign Up For […] The post First Comes Lesbian Sex, Then Comes The Death Rattle first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: I’m running late with the brand new Sideshow exclusive episode today. I’ll be posting that for paying freaks a little later today. In the meantime, here’s a Best-Of Show for everyone. Enjoy! Newest Mail Unboxing Video! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On […] The post Removing Your Teeth So You Can Fit More Stuff In Your Mouth first appeared on Distorted View Daily.

On Today’s Show: 00:00:00  Introduction 02:48:02  Check Out My (Mail) Sack 05:42:24  A DV Freak In A Major Motion Picture 10:56:20  God Ransacks A Mormon Church 17:48:10  Idiot Mistakes Greek Flag For Israel Flag. Stupidity Ensues 20:56:18  Martial Arts Is Satanic 23:46:06  Meade Skelton’s Trad Life / Lyme Disease 34:47:10  Sign Up For The Sideshow! […] The post The Three Donged Triceracocks Isn’t a Myth! first appeared on Distorted View Daily.