Choey and Jandler's The Fun Time Super Terrific Happy Hour

 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, it's Professional Development Day! Jandler finds himself as the ONLY dude in his training sessions. Nothing says professional growth like being the lone guy in a room full of women discussing educational strategies while wondering when lunch starts. Meanwhile, some parents apparently missed the memo that THERE'S NO SCHOOL TODAY! Yep, they still dropped off their kids. Sorry, folks! The teachers are learning today…or at least pretending to.Next, on Ask a Principal, we investigate some questionable emergency advice: “If someone is choking, grab the kit inside!”  The problem? The sign points to a FIRE EXTINGUISHER! Nothing says school safety like accidentally turning the Heimlich maneuver into a fire drill.Then it's Story Time with Jandler, featuring a bizarre $20 Pokémon mystery so confusing that even Pikachu would throw up his little yellow hands and say, “What the hell is going on?!” Finally, it's Jokin' With Janz!  Our favorite ridiculous game show returns with Teacher Lingo, where contestants attempt to decipher educational jargon that sounds impressive but somehow explains absolutely nothing.PD training. Lost parents. Fire extinguishers. Pokémon economics. Teacher jargon.Just another week of professional educators demonstrating why they probably shouldn't have microphones. 

 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, our Country Counter hits 82!  Welcome, Nepal! We’re officially confusing people on almost half the planet!Next, it’s Trunk or Treat, where every school event starts painfully slow…until suddenly EVERYONE shows up! Meanwhile, Jandler walks into a store dressed as Woody from Toy Story, and absolutely NOBODY notices. Apparently, there's a new sheriff in town…and nobody cares.  HURT ALERT! A student claims to have suffered a CONCUSSION FROM AN ERASER! Medical professionals are baffled. Teachers are not.Then we class things up in Whine & Cheese Corner, where our sophisticated complaint of the week involves children being forced to endure the unimaginable horror of a light sprinkle during a fire drill. We also debut our newest game-show segment, “It's Not What You Said, It's How You Said It!” Because apparently, tone matters…especially when you're a sarcastic teacher!Finally, everyone's favorite ray of sunshine returns for “What's Chappin' Choey?”  Spoiler alert: He's still not happy.82 countries. Cowboy costumes. Eraser concussions. Rain complaints. Questionable attitudes.Just another week of educating the world…one ridiculous story at a time! 

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, the Country Counter hits 81! 🌎 Welcome Spain, the Netherlands, El Salvador, Panama, and Czechia! We apologize in advance for whatever you’re about to hear.First, we review some important ARD Do’s & Don’ts: saying “We can’t do it,” terrible body language, eye-rolling, and questionable word choice. Basically, all the things everyone KNOWS not to do…which is apparently why we need to discuss them.Then a teacher leaves her phone in the classroom during a meeting—and the alarms start going off. Somewhere down the hall, a room full of children slowly descends into madness: “MAKE THE ALARM STOP!!!” 📱🚨Meanwhile, Jandler suffers a wardrobe malfunction when the button rips off his pants. 👖 Thankfully, a safety pin and absolutely no dignity save the day.Then it’s Storytime with Jandler: My Trip Downtown! Jandler follows his GPS around San Antonio so faithfully that he ends up wandering around looking like a confused tourist in his own city. “In 200 feet, make a U-turn…and reconsider your life choices.”Finally, Trip Advisor returns with more completely trustworthy travel advice from two people who clearly should not be trusted with travel advice.81 countries. ARDs. Alarms. Broken pants. Bad GPS.Somehow, we’re becoming an international podcast. 🎙️😂🌎

Here’s this week’s post-break chaos : This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, teachers return from break rested and refreshed! Just kidding. We’re still exhausted. The kids, however, apparently spent the entire break charging themselves to 147%. Meanwhile, the school copier is ALSO still on break. Teachers came back. Kids came back. The copier said, “Nah, I’m taking another week.” Naturally, within hours of returning, teachers have already begun the countdown to the NEXT holiday. Not because we don’t love our jobs. We just really love…not being at them.Then on Ask a Principal, Jandler asks the hard-hitting educational budget question: “Is it cheaper NOT to buy the textbook consumables???” Because nothing makes curriculum more exciting than telling a 7-year-old, “Don’t write in that workbook—we need it for the next six generations.”Finally, Dr. Tribiani, Medicine Man returns!  Choey dusts off his doctorate to interpret another one of Jandler’s bizarre dreams. Freud had psychoanalysis. Dr. Tribiani has a microphone, a drink, and absolutely no malpractice insurance.Tired teachers. Hyper kids. Broken copiers. Budget mysteries. Dream analysis.Yep. Break’s over. 

🏭 IT HAS BEEN 4 DAYS SINCE THE LAST SPINA INCIDENT.Safety record: questionable. Sticker-related trauma: ongoing.🏈 WE’RE ON A BYE WEEK!That’s right—we’re treating a school holiday like professional athletes. No teaching. No game plan. No film study. Just rest, recovery, and trying not to think about what our classrooms will look like when we return.🔮 THE GREAT JANDINI RETURNS!Using his incredible powers of prediction, Jandler peers deep into the future to reveal exactly what he’ll be doing over break…Sleeping.Truly, the Nostradamus of elementary education.🧙‍♂️ NEW GAME: GRUMPS WITH GANDALF!White Gandalf joins us to put Choey’s legendary Anger Scale to the test. We throw increasingly irritating real-life scenarios at Choey to discover what sends him from:😒 Mildly Annoyedto🤬 CHRIS FARLEY IN ALMOST HEROES.How angry is Choey about Christmas decorations in November? Someone paying for groceries entirely in change? People who stop in the middle of the aisle?YOU SHALL NOT PASS… without finding out.🍺 Grab a drink. Enjoy the bye week. And remember:4 DAYS WITHOUT A SPINA INCIDENT.We’re pretty sure that’s a record.🎙️ Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy HourTeachers by profession. Professional athletes during school holidays.

Here’s this week’s episode chaos 😂:🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, Jandler discovers the dangers of misreading the school calendar after scheduling appointments for a holiday that…apparently wasn’t a holiday. 📅😂 Nothing like confidently making plans for your imaginary day off.Then it’s OPEN HOUSE! Because after spending all day with children, what every teacher really wants is to stay after school and talk about those children with their parents. 😵‍💫Meanwhile, someone decided we needed a Pajama Day when it’s 95+ degrees outside. Nothing says fall like flannel pants, pumpkin decorations, and heat exhaustion. 🎃🔥Next, we class things up with a CHEERS BREAK — DIWALI STYLE! 🪔🥂 followed by a visit to Whine & Cheese Corner, where this week’s vintage whine is: “I don’t know what we’re supposed to do!” — despite the directions being read aloud, modeled, written on the board, explained individually, and possibly delivered by carrier pigeon.Finally, Choey and Jandler stumble through an Inebriated History of Diwali—a slightly tipsy retelling of the Festival of Lights that answers the important question: What happens when you combine history, alcohol, and two educators with microphones?Fake holidays. Open House. Sweaty pajamas. Whining. Diwali.Just another week in education. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we investigate the mysterious 6th Sense of elementary school children. Somehow they can attend school perfectly fine for three straight weeks…but the EXACT morning there’s a test? 🤒 “Mom, I don’t feel good.” Coincidence? Choey thinks not.Then we premiere DESK HOARDERS—the shocking investigative series where we open 2nd-grade desks and discover broken crayons, 47 loose worksheets, dried-out markers, mystery food, three pencils that belong to someone else, and something sticky that NOBODY TOUCHES. 🗑️😂Next, phonics meets its greatest enemy: student names. We’ve spent weeks teaching kids that letters make predictable sounds…and then attendance hands us a name that apparently follows NONE OF THOSE RULES. Jandler attempts the pronunciation while Choey quietly updates his résumé.Finally, it’s time for “What’s Chapping Choey?” 😡🐿️ What has pushed our favorite grumpy chipmunk over the edge this week? After tests, desk archaeology, and phonics betrayal…there are plenty of candidates.Sixth senses. Desk hoarding. Phonics gone rogue. And an increasingly irritated Choey.Just another week shaping young minds. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we investigate the mysterious 6th Sense of elementary school children. Somehow they can attend school perfectly fine for three straight weeks…but the EXACT morning there’s a test? 🤒 “Mom, I don’t feel good.” Coincidence? Choey thinks not.Then we premiere DESK HOARDERS—the shocking investigative series where we open 2nd-grade desks and discover broken crayons, 47 loose worksheets, dried-out markers, mystery food, three pencils that belong to someone else, and something sticky that NOBODY TOUCHES. 🗑️😂Next, phonics meets its greatest enemy: student names. We’ve spent weeks teaching kids that letters make predictable sounds…and then attendance hands us a name that apparently follows NONE OF THOSE RULES. Jandler attempts the pronunciation while Choey quietly updates his résumé.Finally, it’s time for “What’s Chapping Choey?” 😡🐿️ What has pushed our favorite grumpy chipmunk over the edge this week? After tests, desk archaeology, and phonics betrayal…there are plenty of candidates.Sixth senses. Desk hoarding. Phonics gone rogue. And an increasingly irritated Choey.Just another week shaping young minds. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we investigate the mysterious 6th Sense of elementary school children. Somehow they can attend school perfectly fine for three straight weeks…but the EXACT morning there’s a test? 🤒 “Mom, I don’t feel good.” Coincidence? Choey thinks not.Then we premiere DESK HOARDERS—the shocking investigative series where we open 2nd-grade desks and discover broken crayons, 47 loose worksheets, dried-out markers, mystery food, three pencils that belong to someone else, and something sticky that NOBODY TOUCHES. 🗑️😂Next, phonics meets its greatest enemy: student names. We’ve spent weeks teaching kids that letters make predictable sounds…and then attendance hands us a name that apparently follows NONE OF THOSE RULES. Jandler attempts the pronunciation while Choey quietly updates his résumé.Finally, it’s time for “What’s Chapping Choey?” 😡🐿️ What has pushed our favorite grumpy chipmunk over the edge this week? After tests, desk archaeology, and phonics betrayal…there are plenty of candidates.Sixth senses. Desk hoarding. Phonics gone rogue. And an increasingly irritated Choey.Just another week shaping young minds. 🎙️😂

🎙️🐿️🐰 This week on Choey & Jandler’s The Super Fun Time Happy Hour, we address one of the biggest threats facing elementary schools today: KIDS WON’T STOP PLAYING WITH ANTS! 🐜 Seriously. STAY AWAY FROM THE ANTS!!! They don’t want to be your friend. They have jobs.Then we discover that Pre-K is hilarious—until the crying starts. And when it does, it sounds less like a classroom and more like the screaming scene from Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 😱Meanwhile, ADD IS TOO REAL. We begin telling one story, remember another story, start that story, notice something across the room, somehow talk about lunch…and eventually forget what the original story was. Anyway…what were we talking about?We also celebrate Hispanic Heritage Month with some fun facts, history, and probably at least one moment where Choey wonders how Jandler turned an educational segment into whatever the hell this is. 🌎😂And finally, we introduce our newest completely legitimate sponsor segment:🛣️ THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY… HAPPY HOUR HIGHWAY! 🍻Take the next exit for questionable decisions, teacher stories, and two educators who probably should’ve stayed on the frontage road.Ants. Pre-K screaming. ADD. Hispanic Heritage. Happy Hour Highway.Just another educational journey with Choey & Jandler. 🎙️😂