Chismosas and Chainsaws

Reyna Martinez

Two girls, many horror movies. One of us is scared by anything, one of us isn’t.

198 Episodes

Sinners: SAMMIE!!!!
10/31/2026
1:28:30
Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about Sinners (2025), how this movie may need another episode to finish unpacking it, and Brittany finally taking pre-viewing notes for possibly the first time ever! Email us at [email protected]!
The Substance: That's Showbiz, Baby!
4/27/2026
1:23:12
In this episode, we discuss The Substance (2024), art-- and horror movies specifically-- being political, and the implications of unrealistic body standards that society has for women as we age. Email us at [email protected]!
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Knives Out: It Makes No Damn Sense; Compels Me Though
11/27/2025
1:00:46
In this episode, we talk about Knives Out (2019), the star-studded cast, and how this is very clearly NOT a horror movie. Email us at [email protected]!
Zombieland: Enjoy the Little Things
10/31/2025
1:08:49
Happy Halloween! In this episode we talk about Zombieland (2009), what a guy Woody Harrelson is, and about how surprisingly well this aged. Email us at [email protected]!
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 3.75
10/15/2025
1:11:42
In this episode, we talk about Tucker and Dale vs. Evil (2010), how many references to other horror movies were in this, and how both of us had the same average rating for the film but rounded differently! Email us at [email protected]!
Companion: Did You Jailbreak Your Sexbot?
10/1/2025
1:35:16
In this episode, we talk about Companion (2025), what a nightmare AI is, and how funny it would be to do a sports podcast instead. Email us at [email protected]!
Lamb: WTF Is This? Happiness.
7/31/2025
43:16
In this episode, we talk about Lamb (2021), the weird family dynamics involved in the story, and how different OUR choices would be in the same situation. Email us at [email protected]!
MaXXXine: Producer Mia Goth
7/11/2025
45:17
In this episode, we talk about MaXXXine (2024), what an icon Mia Goth is, the time she beat the shit out of Kevin Bacon, and what an amazing ending this was to the trilogy. Do the thing, you know the thing! Email us at [email protected]!
Smile 2: Still Smilin'
4/20/2025
1:10:49
In this episode, we discuss Smile 2 (2024), its similarities to The Ring, and how graphic it is. Email us at [email protected]!
Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!
2/27/2025
1:12:10
In this episode, we talk about Better Watch Out (2016), Tony Todd's passing, and the impressionability of young people. Email us at [email protected]!

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Chismosas and Chainsaws

Reyna Martinez

198 Episodes

Sinners: SAMMIE!!!!

The Substance: That's Showbiz, Baby!

Knives Out: It Makes No Damn Sense; Compels Me Though

Zombieland: Enjoy the Little Things

Tucker and Dale vs. Evil: 3.75

Companion: Did You Jailbreak Your Sexbot?

Lamb: WTF Is This? Happiness.

MaXXXine: Producer Mia Goth

Smile 2: Still Smilin'

Better Watch Out: Some People's Kids!