Children of the Cheesy

What do you get when you cross Stephen King and way too much cocaine. An AC/DC musical starring Emilio Estevez pitted against evil alien space trucks. Check out our Season finale as we review the cheesiest movie yet!

After a failed stint as a dinosaur supervisor at Isla Nublar, Phil Tippet directs a psychedelic, surreal experience in Mad God, a dark descent into an unfamiliar world.

An improbable series of red-herrings, misdirections, and impossibilities leaves several rich, unlikable people dead. Starring a bunch of famous, and most likable people.

The evil djinn finally gets someone to make three wishes! Sort of. Instead of bringing about the end of humanity, the djinn gets caught in an emotional love triangle between himself, the wisher, and her whiny boyfriend. Join us as we discuss the djinn's whackiest adventure yet! 

Thee evil Djinn is back! And this time, he's basically ignoring wishes! Watch as an apathetic Djinn blandly terrorizes the student body of Baxter U!

He's back! And he's kinda fulfilling wishes again! Andrew Divoff reprises his role as the evil Djinn. Will he manage to trick a less clever cast? Do you wish it?

Join us as we begin our foray into the most hopeful horror movie franchise of all time: Wishmaster. It's like I Dream of Genie, but the genie's emotions range from diabolical to pedantic. Our wish? More Andrew Divoff!

Jason's back! Well, the slug monster that inhabits him is back, possessing bodies to do his unholy work. Did you know Jason was controlled by a slug monster? We didn't either. Join us as we bisect this sexy mess of a movie!

A woman's foray in horror/fantasy begins to blur reality as a serial killer with no face starts stitching on others people's face parts to assemble a new look. 

Three sassy lassies reunite with their queen bee from high school. But only after about 10 minutes, it becomes apparent that this New Year's celebration will be hilariously brutal.