Booze Theater

In this week's episode, steph and Jess watch American hustle, get drunk, and then go completely off topic while catching up after not seeing each other for three weeks. Movie Rules: Drink with the movie Drink when someone’s full name is said Drink when there’s a big song cue Drink when you hear a dollar amount Drink when Amy Adams has too much cleavage Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye Montage A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching. Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back. An animal acts on command This weeks Drink 'The Con' 1oz Grand Marnier 1oz White Creme de Minthe Add to a shaker with ice. Shake and strain over ice. Sip & Enjoy!

In this week's episode, Steph and Jess discuss the classic movie My Best Friend's Wedding. They talk about what a terrible friend Julia is and how Michael sucks at being a fiancé. My Best Friends Wedding Rules: One of Julia’s plans to break up the couple fails  Drink when the word wedding is said  When ever Julia acts like a bad friend  Drink when ever Kimmie or George annoys Julia  Drink whenever Michael crosses a boundary line (acts a little too familiar with Julia)  Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye Montage A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.   Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back. An animal acts on command  This Weeks Drink is Called 'I Just Don't Know What To Do' 2 Can of Margarita Frozen Mix (1 can of frozen lime juice works too) 4 Cans of Ice  1 Can of Tequila Add all items to a blender and blend. If you want it less frozen add less ice ... want it icier add more! Do the same with the tequila levels! Salt the rim of a glass - or don't! You Do You! :)

In this week’s episode, Steph and Jess watch the recent Disney hit, Encanto and not only DO they talk about Bruno… and the whole family. Also some other things sprinkled in! Encanto Rules: Anyone says “Abuela” ‘Miracle’ A song begins  The house (casita)helps or communicates  There’s a flashback You see the candle Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye Montage A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.   Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back. An animal acts on command  Drink this week - ‘I will never be good enough for you’ 4 oz white cranberry juice 2 oz of tequila - silver is best .5 triple sec .5 of lime juice Rosemary and cranberries for garnish Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice and shake. Strain over fresh ice in a short glass and top with garnish. For a more enchanted feel, add some sugar and edible glitter to a small container. Add freshly rinsed cranberries to the mixture and swirl to cover. Spear the cranberries on a cocktail stick.

In this week’s episode Steph and Jess watch a 90’s Christmas movie classic, The Santa Clause. They talk about their shared dislike of Neal and wonder what is so bad about an 8 year thinking their dad is Santa. This weeks Drink: Boozy Eggnog One Glass of your favorite Egg Nog and a good splash of you favorite Dark Rum :) The Clauses of this Episode: You see an elf in outside of the North Pole A sexual Innuendo is made Neils ugly sweater is on screen Scott denies being Santa Claus Mentions milk & cookies/Hot cocoa Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye Montage A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching. Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back. An animal acts on command

In this week’s episode Steph and Jess get ‘blitzen-ed’ and watch the movie Noelle. If you’re looking to get into the holiday ‘spirits’, this is one that will do the job! It is easily one of the most successful rounds of Booze Theater we have played yet. Drink of the Week - Boozy Hot Chocolate Favourite Hot Chocolate Mix Booze of choice - IE Peppermint Schnapps, Crème Liquor or Kahlua Noelle Rules: when someone says Christmas when someone says a Christmas pun when Noelle does something a normal human would NEVER when Noelle does something “Santa like”  There’s Christmas music  I know you from that movie Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye Montage A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching. Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back. An animal acts on command

In this week’s episode, Steph and Jess break out the ugly Christmas sweaters and dive into the world of holiday Netflix movies. Steph sobs internally at the terrible historical inaccuracies and Jess points out the world’s most cut throat child. Mulled Wine 1 Bottle of Red Wine 2 tsp Whole Clove 2 tsp Whole All Spice 2 Cinnamon Sticks 1-4 tbs White Sugar Add all ingredients to a sauce pan and bring to a simmer. Taste prior to adding your sugar! You may not need to :) Rules ... well guys we forget to write them down! We guess you will just have to listen to the episode :) <3

In this episode Steph and Jess host their first ever guest! They discuss fun facts about The Producers, sing (a lot) & tell way too many side stories! Where did we go right 1.5oz vodka 4oz grapefruit juice 2 small  springs of rosemary 3oz of seltzer water Add rosemary to a flat bottomed shaker and muddle slightly. Add vodka and grape fruit juice to shaker and shake. Strain into a glass with ice and top with seltzer water. The Producers Rules: Max kisses old lady When Hilter is said  Mentions a Flop/Hit  Leo has a panic attack Sexist Comments/actions Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye Montage A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.  Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back.   An animal acts on command

Steph and Jess review the movie Free Guy. They discuss how the movie will hold up over time and how this role was perfect for Ryan Reynolds. This weeks Drink is Called ‘Don’t have a Good Day, Have a Great Day’ 0.5oz Raspberry Sour Puss 1oz White Rum 2oz Grapefruit Juice 3 Dashes of Lime Bitters Splash of Grenadine Add all ingredients to a shaker and shake together. Strain over a glass with crushed ice. Top with 0.5oz of blue curacao. Free Guy Rules: Anyone says NPC  Anyone drinks coffee  Pop Music Cue  Don’t have a good day, have a great day  Something catches on fire in the background  The movie switches from game to real life  Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye  Montage  A character mentions a pop culture reference- Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching.  Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back. An animal acts on command

Steph and Jess review a cult classic Rocky Horror Picture Show. They take a jump to the left and then a step to the right and then sing too many songs and discuss how they had completely forgotten how this movie ended. This weeks drink was 'The Anitic - SAY IT - pation' 2oz Dark or Spiced Rum 2oz Butter Tart or Butterscotch Liquor 1oz Sweet Vermouth 4oz Fresh Apple Cider Splash of Grenadine  Add all ingredients to a shaker with ice and shake. 

Steph and Jess review the movie Get Out. They have fun discussing the thriller/horror genre and talk about the likelihood of any of the racist family members surviving their well-deserved smackdowns. This weeks drink is 'The Black Cauldron' 1 oz dark spiced rum 1 oz cinnamon whiskey 1 can cola Add all ingredients to a glass and top with ice. Add edible glitter for a magical sparkle Get Out Rules: Anyone says “Brother” Anyone says Boyfriend Anyone notes skin colour You spot a deer, deer statue or deer antlers You see a cup of tea Regular Rules: People who hang up the phone without saying goodbye Montage A character mentions a real-life show or movie - Bonus drinks if the movie or show referenced stars someone in the cast of whatever you’re watching Someone looks at themselves in the mirror - One bonus drink if they talk to their reflection. Two bonus drinks if the reflection talks back An animal acts on command