Barbie as the Podcast Princess

Are you ready for Barbie (2023)?! It's been one full baby's gestation worth of time since we've last recorded...but just like Barbie, WE'RE BACK. We talk red carpet dresses, Lucille Ball as Barbara, and of course Barbenheimer. We also have A/C in the background because it's hot out here, k?

Barbie and her 11 sisters prevent a regicide - with dance! We discuss big Barbie news, Kingdom Hearts, and the naming conventions of princesses. Also featured in this episode: unfortunate parrots and big philosophical questions. Also Beast Wars?!

Barbie learns to be a real princess in Barbie: Princess Charm School. We discuss the indentured fairies, internet cafes, and mysterious iconography. Also featured in this episode: the definition of lady royal and the day it all fell into place for you. And of course, a deeper dive into the B.U.T., including...a renaming?!

Barbie wants to be a star in Barbie: Big City Big Dreams. We discuss the mysterious janitor, which sisters are which, an- what are you kidding? This episode is entirely about the obvious queer subtext between not ONE Barbie but...TWO?! Don't worry, we also figure out how this fits into the B.U.T.

A very special episode featuring our first guest - the one, the only, Sarah Scheutte! We discuss the relationship between Captain Candy and Major Mint, the fantastical implications of Aunt Drosselmayer's friend Eric, and what is hotter - paper weights, statues, or lawn ornaments.

In a twist of fate, Eric is enamored with "Barbie in a Christmas Carol" and Cari's shipping fantasies have merit. We discuss Power Rangers, whether the Ghost of Christmas Future is down to clown, and the mysterious Time Tunnel.

Cari and Eric begin their journey down the Hobie-hole with "Barbie as Rapunzel." We cover important Barbie topics like Transformers: Beast Wars, Bratz, and the ratio of cream puffs to strudels.