Aspirational Hazards

The girls chat about how their Farm Workers' Day was, Hannah addresses the good news about Pam Bondi and Kristi Noem, and Maddy addresses the front page news - Scamanda (Westgate?).

The girls have another guest... and this time, you better believe it's Dylan Subiza! We accidentally talked about so many evil businesses! City parking, tow yards, reality TV, photo assistants, LAUSD, and (of course) the US government. Maddy gets loud at the end but it's because she is Italian.

There's so much to talk about... Maddy talks about a frustating Tiktok trend while Hannah shoulders the burden of updating us on everything else in the world.

The girls ask each other the big Wrapped questions of 2025! What a year! Hannah is mostly forced to comment on politicians' looks and Maddy can't name a woman, but there is so much love in this Garage :) 

In a BONUS, technically unfinished, over-a-month-late Thanksgiving episode, the girls discuss how they spent the holiday, Hannah introduces a new segment entitled "What Should We Do With All That?," and Maddy watches the fall of the robotic influencer.

The girls discuss things they are vehemently rejecting, such as haunted houses, not having sex for 30 days, rent increases and the return of ED culture.

The girls have another guest! They're chattin' with Brent Flyberg about Mamdani's win and the irrelevancy of Lily Allen and David Harbour's drama, all while playing a game of Pushups: The Podcast.

The girls play catch up and hit a variety of topics, all of which could also have been discussed in 2008 - Taylor Swift, being rich, private prisons, hookah bars, live music, VSFS, AIPAC, DWTS, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake. 

Pod friend Pat Lynch is here! He's ready to fact check The Girls on their previous episodes, learn about Italian Teamsters (with Hannah), question the severity of Bella Hadid's Lyme disease (with Maddy), and break some tough news about Foxing (to everyone).

The girls have their first guest! Male comedian Adam Sloves stops by the garage to play a lively game of Vice Article or Mr. Beast Video, discuss the difference between Laura Loomer and Lauren Boebert, and learn about Millie Bobby Brown Bongiovi's baby.