Andrew's Monologues

Send us Fan MailIt's all new for a recently elected MP. Not to worry, the Chief Whip has plenty of experience in every aspect of becoming a successful politician!!

Send us Fan MailGeraldine takes me from my job in waste water to a new life as an entrepreneur, although the transformation is not without its difficulties.This five minute episode is not to be missed!

Send us Fan MailAn unfortunate turn of events means our intrepid sailor becomes a local hero - at least for a while...

Send us Fan MailA new take on the familiar Christmas Story.Happy Christmas!!

Send us Fan MailI'd heard that dogs could help people who might be experiencing anxiety or stress.So, I decided to take my Cocker Spaniel - Stella - to visit our local old folks home. It didn't quite work out as I expected.We won't be visiting again.

Send us Fan MailSo you have a dog and think you are in charge? If your dog is anything like mine, then think again!!!  See the video of Olive our cockapoo on X: @andrewsmonologs 

Send us Fan MailIt was the final straw: Limoncella's temper was too much for me...

Send us Fan MailAfter a family argument, trying to make amends doesn't always go as we would hope.

Send us Fan MailAfter receiving the worst news from my Doctor, I find out that someone close to me is looking forward to me passing on what little money I have. I need to manage her expectations!!!

Send us Fan MailFirst time skiing? How embarrassing can a holiday be???