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Join the Latin Boys as they finally address the connection between the 2026 Columbus Crew and former speaker Nancy Pelosi. Hashtang impeach Bronte. Hashtang lil blasters.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in good ole' Andy Condom (in Spanish) and talk about how the radical left has cancelled yet another one of our feral male attack pigs. Brought to you as always by injecting bone broth straight into your limp dick to cure weakness, this is ACES Radio; a show about the Columbus Crew.

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Ralph Schudel and Travis Irvine to fight the final boss of Nordecke restructuring: Bronte. Find out who has the deepest vag in their book club, hint: it's Morgan. Evonne stopped by to lie about what I said about the depth of my vag, which is why that bitch was not allowed on the show.

Join the Latin Boys as they don't welcome in celebrity guest of the week Little Tiny Baby Dick Tony, and discuss the Crew dog-stomping (???) Cincinnati FC in the first leg of 2026 Hell is Real brought to you by Miami Valley Propane and built by ZZ Boots Wild Man's Leather and Lace. What do we do with the Pringles can, Bronte?

BREAKING: Bronte, who a lot of people are calling a sex criminal

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Travis Irvine, Doug from Mansfield, and Bronte who was upstairs drinking illegal poison. Hashtang welcome in Nationwide. Hashtang duck vaginas. Hashtang born in a wet mouth.

Long may you bathe in the heterosexual sunlight of friendship, as two men who are friends so frequently do. #SaveTheCaps

Join the Latin Boys as they welcome in Dusty Rhodes from Beavercreek and discuss the NWSL coming to Cowtown. PS Aerosmith rules and Prince sucks.

John Cena, while you lay there, hopefully as uncomfortable as you possibly can be, I want you to listen to me.I want you to digest this because before I leave in 3 weeks with your WWE Championship, I have a lot of things I want to get off my chest. I don't hate you, John. I don't even dislike you. I do like you. I like you a hell of a lot more than I like most people in the back. I hate this idea that you're the best. Because you're not. I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass.You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was. I don't know if you're as good as Dwayne though. He's a pretty good ass kisser. Always was and still is. Whoops! I'm breaking the fourth wall. I am the best wrestler in the world. I've been the best ever since day one when I walked into this company. And I've been vilified and hated since that day, because Paul Heyman saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. That's right, I'm a Paul Heyman guy. You know who else was a Paul Heyman guy? Brock Lesnar.And he split just like I'm splitting.But the biggest difference between me and Brock is I'm going to leave with the WWE Championship. I've grabbed so many of Vincent K. McMahon's brass rings that it's finally dawned on me that they're just that, they're completely imaginary. The only thing that's real is me and the fact that day in and day out, for almost six years, I have proved to everybody in the world that I am the best on this microphone, in that ring, even in commentary! Nobody can touch me! And yet no matter how many times I prove it, I'm not on your lovely little collector cups.I'm not on the cover of the program. I'm barely promoted.I don't get to be in movies.I'm certainly not on any crappy show on the USA Network.I'm not on the poster of WrestleMania.I'm not on the signature that's produced at the start of the show.I'm not on Conan O'Brian. I'm not on Jimmy Fallon. But the fact of the matter is, I should be. And trust me, this isn't sour grapes. But the fact that Dwayne is in the main event at WrestleMania next year and I'm not makes me sick! Oh hey, let me get something straight. Those of you who are cheering me right now, you are just as big a part of me leaving as anything else. Because you're the ones who are sipping on those collector cups right now. You're the ones that buy those programs that my face isn't on the cover of. And then at five in the morning at the airport, you try to shove it in my face so you can get an autograph and try to sell it on eBay because you're too lazy to go get a real job. I'm leaving with the WWE Championship on July 17th. And hell, who knows, maybe I'll go defend it in New Japan Pro Wrestling.Maybe I'll go back to Ring of Honor.

Join the Latin Boys as they celebrate Mike Arace's event at R Bar on 2/14. Oops we forgot to talk about this, so the entire description of this episode is just the fact that Mike has an event at R Bar on 2/14. Go to thedisrespected.com and go to R Bar. You think you're better than me? You probably are. Go to R Bar anyway.