A Pint Of Cthulhu

A Pint of Cthulhu

Hello and welcome to A Pint Of Cthulhu

We're a tabletop roleplaying actual-play podcast with 6 members, a new GM every year and games from the mainstream to the indie, with all sorts of laughs in between

Keep an eye out for our indie developer interviews and playtests of new games

New actual-play episodes every Friday

You'll also find Cthulhu and Chill on this feed, our explicit banter spin-off with plenty of swearing and laughs

301 Episodes

Bloodborne eps 46 Hank Is Entombed, Dominicus Is Dead, and Vance Is Still Fighting
11/13/2026
1:05:05
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeThe hunters are scattered, Hank is trapped underground, and Dominicus makes a desperate escape from mind control. Meanwhile, Vance faces a horrifying creature on a moonlit beach — and decides to blow the whistle. His reward? Lady Maria herself. But will she help him fight Kos, or will Vance have an even bigger problem on his hands? A Pint of Cthulhu is back with more Bloodborne-inspired tabletop chaos.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Cthulhu and Chill eps 31 Mud Floods, Time Chairs and a Hawk Too Fat to Fly
11/11/2026
1:42:58
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeMatt returns from holiday with a fortnight of pent-up notes: £66 playgrounds, a suspicious jar of hot dogs, and a schoolkid singing very wrong lyrics. Then it's Bonfire Night conspiracies - Tartaria's mud flood, the Montauk Project, CERN's portals and the Black Knight satellite (spoiler: it was a blanket). Plus a hawk too fat to fly and the triumphant return of Dustbin Dan.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
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Bloodborne eps 45 One Giant Monster Wasn't Enough
11/6/2026
1:02:31
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeHank’s transformation has taken a terrifying turn, and the hunters are suddenly facing a monster who used to be their friend. While the party scrambles to escape the parasite-infested cavern, Vance slips away and discovers another boss waiting in a secluded cove. But with a rope cut, a dangerous plan in motion, and attacks landing where they shouldn’t, nobody is getting out cleanly.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Cthulhu and Chill eps 30 Alien Is S Tier and We Will Not Be Taking Questions
11/4/2026
1:55:59
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeJay guest-hosts while Matt heckles from the audience on holiday as we rank horror's biggest villains in the official Spoopy Boy Tier List - plus a shirtless flamingo kidnapper in Vegas, the Vegemite prisoner verdict, and the 2026 word of the year.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Bloodborne eps 44 They Finally Beat a Boss. Then Everything Got Worse
10/30/2026
46:41
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeThe hunters are still battling the enormous fish monster in the flooded fishing hamlet, while Vance clings to life in the well below. When the creature finally falls, its glowing parasites erupt everywhere—and infect Macy, Jeremy, and ultimately Hank. But Hank doesn't simply succumb to the infection. He transforms into a towering, tentacled beast, and something far more powerful has chosen him.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Cthulhu and Chill eps 29 Tarot, Ghost Stories & Biscuit-Bribed Ghosts
10/28/2026
1:51:25
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeMatt and Rich mark Halloween with Kimber's tarot readings, listener ghost stories and a biscuit-loving ghost. Expect eerie encounters, a bear-prank twist and the usual explicit British banter.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Bloodborne eps 43 Vance vs. The Giant Fish Monster
10/22/2026
1:06:08
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeVance is dragged into the depths again as Gertrude dives after him, while the rest of the hunters battle the giant fish creatures above. Just when they think they've weakened the monster, they discover something horrifying: it can heal itself by eating the parasites.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Cthulhu and Chill eps28 Films Described Badly by AI, and the Marsupial That Mates Itself to Death
10/20/2026
1:47:05
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeCthulhu and Chill ep 28: AI-butchered film descriptions guessed live, a marsupial with a very short love life, Reddit's Am I the Arsehole, odd news and a rat job with a movie-star Mustang. Explicit. Send us your spooky stories: https://rss.com/podcasts/apintofcthulhu/voicemail/Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimer https://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Bloodborne eps 42 Vance Gets Dragged Into a Bottomless Ocean
10/15/2026
53:19
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeThe hunters finally escape Dark Beast Pearl only to discover the flooded streets of the fishing hamlet hide something much worse. After finding strange lights and a mysterious well, the party is attacked by a gigantic pale creature. And while everyone fights for their lives, Vance gets dragged beneath the water into an apparently endless ocean.Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerThe socialsHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialThe discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink
Cthulhu and Chill eps 27 We Have Sworn 4,287 Times
10/13/2026
1:45:44
You have reached the Apoc voicemail Hello and welcomeCthulhu and Chill, the banter spin-off of A Pint of Cthulhu, is back with Matt and Richard. This week: the Great Emu War of 1932, a round of badly described films, the final podcast swear count, Fat Bear Week results and some deeply questionable news. Explicit, British and live on Discord every Thursday.Call into the show https://rss.com/podcasts/apintofcthulhu/voicemail/Merch storehttps://www.redbubble.com/people/APintOfCthulhu/shopMusic provided byReed Reimerhttps://fablefactory.org/creators/reed-reimerJoin us on our socialsTwitterHttps://x.com/APintofCthulhuBSkyHttps://bsky.app/profile/apintofcthulhu.bsky.socialjoin the discordhttps://discord.gg/c69MgrEH4vJoin us in our patreon only contentHttps://www.patreon.com/cw/APintOfCthulhu?utm_medium=unknown&utm_source=join_link&utm_campaign=creatorshare_creator&utm_content=copyLink

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301 Episodes

Bloodborne eps 46 Hank Is Entombed, Dominicus Is Dead, and Vance Is Still Fighting

Cthulhu and Chill eps 31 Mud Floods, Time Chairs and a Hawk Too Fat to Fly

Bloodborne eps 45 One Giant Monster Wasn't Enough

Cthulhu and Chill eps 30 Alien Is S Tier and We Will Not Be Taking Questions

Bloodborne eps 44 They Finally Beat a Boss. Then Everything Got Worse

Cthulhu and Chill eps 29 Tarot, Ghost Stories & Biscuit-Bribed Ghosts

Bloodborne eps 43 Vance vs. The Giant Fish Monster

Cthulhu and Chill eps28 Films Described Badly by AI, and the Marsupial That Mates Itself to Death

Bloodborne eps 42 Vance Gets Dragged Into a Bottomless Ocean

Cthulhu and Chill eps 27 We Have Sworn 4,287 Times