Strictly Come Hamster - Series Three (featuring Paul Quinn & Dylan Rees)

Joe, Luke & Dylan; 'Nothing but filthy rags!' Are things too good to be true for the intrepid trio as they head into Morphoton City and offered all manner of splendid food, BBV videos and BBC Books?

Joe, Dylan & Luke; 'You will find the keys for me!' It's time for the intrepid trio to face the deadly dangers of Marinus! First up the vertiginous city of Arbitan with deadly traps, vicious Voord and epic assignments!

Our wonderful Gareth dips into the Doctor Who literature archive to select his ten favourite and least favourite books.

Joe & James; 'Your invention will take off like a rocket, Stevenson!' More japery, a Target reading you'll never forget, an obsession with Gary Cady's career and some pondering of where the plot has gone.

Joe & James; 'Finito TARDIS! How's that for style!' You may think we might be gunning for Colin and Pip'n'Jane and the season...but you'd be wrong. We discuss why this is something of a minor classic.

Join Joe and newcomer Matt Barber as they head to the Det-Sen Monastery and a whole new prospectus in technology based learning. Will Victoria get a happy ending?

Our magnificent David has studied the Ancient Texts and come to some terrifying and shocking Truths about the best and worst of Doctor Who fiction...

Join Rod, Joe, Ken & Mark as we face half faced men, a T-Rex in London, a good Dalek (?), an evil Sheriff, an undefined horror, a brain sucking beast and school dinners! But who will be victorious?

'The charm was very clear. Binding his soul to rest in peace. Semper distans. To keep him away. But now, you've broken it...' Michael takes Joe on a whirlwind tour of Welsh history and folk horror, whilst discussing one of the creepiest and most adult Doctor Who episodes in some time.

I promised I would say 'what an excellent choice!' a lot but this wonderful, barking, personal, controversial and hilarious top and bottom ten dragged all manner of reactions out of me!