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Originally Aired April 1, 2026: Minnesota Wild Marcus Foligno. Don't stop, be leaving. Everything you wanna know about fake farts.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 31, 2026: March Madness poop bracket. Surprise ear sex. Everything you wanna know about taking the written driving exam 139 times.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 30, 2026: Everyone's on dope. Kangaroo diapers. Everything you wanna know about the XFL fantasy draft.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 27, 2026: Happy 51st Birthday to Josh! Vaping squirrels. Everything you wanna know about getting 86'ed from the bar.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 26, 2026: Opening Day. Truck missiles. Everything you wanna know about using the power of Jesus to rob a bank.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 25, 2026: Drug mule Barbie. Worst first dates ever. Everything you wanna know about the history of the Seattle SuperSonics.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 24, 2026: Wrinkle ranch. Next thing ya know... I was getting a BJ! Everything you wanna about stupid Todd.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 23, 2026: Mansl-Otter. That's a penis. Everything you wanna know about getting Tyrannosaurus-rekt.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 20, 2026: Dagger tag. Prancercise. Everything you wanna know about crack-lorette.  Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Originally Aired March 19, 2026: The return of Norwegian lungworm. The dangers of speed-twerking. Everything you ever wanted to know about Wiesblatt Syndrome.   Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show:Twitter/X: @93XHAMSFacebook: @93XHAMSInstagram: @93XHAMSEmail the show: [email protected] See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.