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Good evening, America. We’re still in the Tunnel waiting on Schoolcraft County to send the votes by sled dog. Unfortunately, we already have a final from Keyworth: Hartford 2, Detroit City FC 1. We showed up in black without coordinating. The pot roast needed a cup of red wine. We needed the rest.With our usual rules expert unavailable, we turn to the highest authority on the call: somebody who’s reffed second-grade soccer. Was Kobe Hernandez-Foster’s red deserved? Why did City wait so long for fresh legs? And before we give Cheikh Niang too much shit for missing from a yard out, one of us has a confession about missing from even closer at the same damn goal.Then we pick next year’s roster with all the authority the front office has granted us: none. Who stays, who gets Darren Smith some help, and who brings Carlos Herrera back? Shout-outs to Wayne State women’s soccer, everybody who voted, and everybody who still loves this dumbass team. Us included.00:00 Election Night at Channel 4:51. Send the sled dogs.02:30 A mug of tears, a pot roast, and two tablespoons of wine for the empanadas05:29 Kobe Hernandez-Foster sees red. Ask the second-grade ref.12:06 Dennis joins with the view from a Chicago taco spot18:35 Ten men, plenty of chances. How did City lose to Hartford?20:49 Cheikh Niang’s miss and a confession from the same goal at Keyworth25:51 Who was supposed to help Darren Smith score goals?29:23 Alex Dalou earns his start. Why did the subs come so late?33:34 Did Danny Dichio have City ready for Hartford?37:57 The Hartford curse and the man who used to babysit the supporters40:20 How City gave up both goals44:01 Our predictions were wrong. Let’s pick next year’s roster.51:19 Who should City bring back? Carlos Herrera, the captain, and more59:11 Election shout-outs and Dennis finally gets to hear his name live1:03:16 Wayne State women’s soccer deserves some love1:06:52 Final shout-outs and sign-off1:08:32 Outro music

The crew gathers in the tunnel for a special playoff edition, with birthday divas getting dragged before anyone bothers talking about football.City’s goalless draw at Louisville offers two choices: celebrate another clean sheet or ask why the fuck nobody scores. Carlos Herrera gets his Golden Glove appreciation, the defense gets its credit, and the attack gets some questions.Then comes Hartford at Keyworth. The crew debates lineup choices, discipline, and whether Friday brings a breakthrough or another evening of penalty-shootout anxiety. Predictions include red cards, endangered beers, and goalkeeper fan fiction nobody asked for.The regular season is over. The worrying isn’t.

Detroit City FC went down a man in the 23rd minute, beat Rhode Island anyway, and locked up a home playoff match. So naturally, some Rhode Island fans found time to complain about the smoke at Keyworth. ⚜️The Tunnel Talk crew gathers in the tunnel and gets into Herrera’s red card, Saldaña stepping in, Darren Smith’s winner, and the late corner-kick confrontation. They debate Haruki Yamazaki’s Black Arrow MVP award, whether City’s defense is strong enough to carry a playoff run, and why the attack still leaves them wanting more.Then comes the trip to first-place Tampa Bay, the race for playoff position, and the question of Danny Dichio’s future. And yes, the crew has plenty to say about some Rhode Island podcast’s complaints and its response to a Flint water joke.

The crew got dragged into the tunnel on a Wednesday they were supposed to have off. Red opens with a story about nearly taking leftover Fourth of July poppers on a date, and Alan’s absence becomes a disciplinary matter of questionable legitimacy. Eventually, somebody remembers there are three matches left in Detroit City FC’s regular season.The crew breaks down the win over Birmingham, debates whether Le Rouge has found its playoff lineup, and asks the uncomfortable question: Will City score enough to survive a postseason match where one conceded goal might end the night? Darren Smith’s pursuit of a club scoring mark enters the conversation, along with several arguments about what those numbers mean.Then comes the Black Arrow vote. Haruki, Kobe Hernandez, Carlos Herrera, and others make their cases for player of the year before the crew turns to Rhode Island predictions. Shout-outs somehow lead to Chattanooga, territory rights, promotion and relegation, and a grocery-store argument. Standard Tunnel Talk, more or less. ⚜️🎙️

The Crew gathered in the tunnel again this week... and somehow an unexpected jersey delivery, a shirtless encounter with a stranger and the proposed Channel 4:51 OnlyFans all occurred before anyone remembered this was supposed to be a Detroit City FC podcast.Eventually, the crew gets down to business with a blind ranking of Detroit City’s English players. Dave Edwardson, Ben Morris, Omar Sinclair, Will Mellors-Blair and Danny Deakin enter the rankings—and almost everyone immediately regrets the decisions being made.Then it’s time to recap seven points from three matches. Le Rouge defeated Pittsburgh, survived a certified snoozefest against Colorado Springs and escaped Brooklyn with a 3–1 victory. Darren Smith delivered, Callum Montgomery restored Detroit’s lead and Kobe Hernandez-Foster launched an approximately 80-yard wondergoal from another postal district.The crew examines Danny Dichio’s successful midweek rotation, the substitutes who changed the Brooklyn match and a penalty decision so ridiculous that even a future “VAR-lite” system should be able to overturn it. With City firmly in third place, they also survey the playoff picture and debate whether Pittsburgh, Louisville or Rhode Island would be the least unpleasant first-round opponent.There are also stories from Detroit City’s charity jersey auctions, the questionable aroma of match-worn kits and predictions for Birmingham Legion’s visit to Keyworth. Two members of the crew predict a sensible 2–0 City win. One predicts 4–0 because restraint has never been a Channel 4:51 value.Finally, Red shares a powerful account of accompanying a recently released immigrant to an ICE check-in through Strangers No Longer—before the traditional Tunnel Talk shout-outs return the show to its regularly scheduled level of chaos.

The crew gathers in the tunnel once again this week to unpack two draws with two very different feelings. Detroit City FC survives a quiet trip to Louisville with a point, then watches Maxi Rodriguez’s apparent stoppage-time winner against Hartford slip away following an even later penalty at Keyworth.Was the call against Chisom Egbuchulam fair—or did all that smoke get in the way? The crew examines City’s persistent scoring problems, the availability of Darren Smith and Ates Diouf, and whether Maxi Rodriguez, Kian Williams, Alex Dalou or Michael Bryant can provide the needed attacking spark.They also preview the cross-country trip to Sacramento Republic, offer match and goalscorer predictions, assign themselves questionable television lower-thirds and deliver a few overdue apologies.

The crew gathers in the tunnel once again this week to celebrate Detroit City’s massive 1–0 win over first-place Tampa Bay—possibly with a helping hand. Ates Diouf finds the winner, Aedan Stanley serves up the danger, Carlos Herrera slams the door, and the group asks whether this was Danny Dichio’s best night in charge of Le Rouge.Before getting serious, the crew dreams up the only Keyworth gate giveaways that matter: a supporter’s swear-word guide, booty shorts, a portable toilet seat, and a pre-match helmet. Then it’s on to the Eastern Conference table, a vulnerable Louisville, some wildly confident predictions, Kian Williams’ arrival, and the usual shout-outs—including a heartfelt salute to those who helped build the club behind the scenes. Somehow, colonoscopies and Kenny Rogers also make the cut.

The Crew returns to the tunnel and immediately spends valuable recording time deciding what Europeans call American football, questioning the NFL’s overseas ambitions and proposing a 20-round, all-time Detroit City FC fantasy draft destined to end with someone selecting an MPSL backup fullback from 2013. Serious preparation continues to define Channel 4:51.Jam survives Tulsa, oppressive humidity and life as a self-described dehydrated queen. Rhys Williams’ family carries the away section, Le Rouge finally beats FC Tulsa and Darren Smith supplies another winning goal.Then Detroit returns home and lays an egg against Loudoun United. The Crew examines the scoreless draw, the crowded Eastern Conference table and DCFC’s continuing dependence on Smith. Detroit owns one of the league’s best defenses, yet no teammate has scored more than two league goals. Potential loan help receives a cautious welcome following several forgettable attempts from past seasons.First-place Tampa Bay visits Keyworth next, producing predictions ranging from a 2-0 Rowdies victory to a bold 1-0 Detroit win. Haruki Yamazaki continues getting kicked across every USL stadium, Carlos Herrera keeps Detroit alive and everyone searches for a secondary scoring option.Jam also shares details about the NGS Cares clothing drive supporting Sundays in Cass, plus an upcoming Freedom House community cleanup. The shoutouts cover Frank Lampard, Coventry City’s mysterious Detroit connection, a 1970 match at Keyworth, the missing Dennis, the women’s Black Arrow winner, Garret and Tunnel Talk’s growing audience in Burma.It’s Tunnel Talk: serious soccer analysis after twelve minutes of pointy-ball discourse and several avoidable detours.

The Crew gathered in the tunnel again this week... and immediately launched into an important discussion about BJ’s memberships. The warehouse club, allegedly.Once everyone finished behaving like mature adults, the Crew turned its attention to the future AlumniFi Field and debated what its stands should be called. The nominations include legitimate club legends, the Butchers’ Bleachers, the Shakira Stand, the Sex Eagle Stand and several other ideas unlikely to survive their first meeting with the sponsorship department.There is also soccer to discuss—unfortunately.The Crew revisits Detroit City FC’s baffling loss to Las Vegas Lights, a match in which Le Rouge created enough chances to win comfortably and converted precisely none of them. Then comes the 2–2 draw in Miami, Tommy Silva’s dramatic late equalizer and Chisom Egbuchunam’s stoppage-time penalty, which traveled toward the goalkeeper with all the urgency of AlumniFi Field’s original construction timeline.With DCFC heading to Oklahoma, Jam provides the definitive Tunnel Talk guide to Tulsa: visit the Woody Guthrie and Bob Dylan museums, admire the Art Deco architecture, find some pasta, drink heavily and try not to end up at another strange house party. The Crew also considers the oppressive heat, Tulsa’s short rest and Jam’s impeccable record of attending DCFC matches there without ever seeing Detroit win.Plus, live FC Tulsa updates that will be several days old by the time anyone hears them, Ben Morris joining the 100-appearance club, gout, sprained ankles, political shout-outs and another carefully researched episode number pulled directly from thin air.It’s Tunnel Talk: serious soccer analysis for people smart enough to listen to a more serious podcast—but unwilling to do so.

The crew returns to the tunnel once again for another episode of Tunnel Talk, and this week they begin with the most important question facing Detroit City FC supporters: How do you build the perfect five-a-side DCFC team with only an $18 budget?From Nate Steinwascher, Allison LaPointe, Omar Sinclair, Cyrus Saydee, Kayla Addison, Kenna White, Shawn-Claud Lawson, Darren Smith, and plenty more, the challenge forces some difficult choices, a little nostalgia, and more than a few disagreements.The conversation then shifts to Le Rouge’s 2-0 victory over Indy Eleven, where the crew discusses Rafa Mentzingen’s return to form, the emergence of additional scoring threats beyond Darren Smith, and why this year’s squad looks very different from the teams that faded during previous summers. They also go full sicko mode by predicting the club’s final 15 league matches and debating whether Detroit City FC is capable of producing the best regular season in club history and earning a home playoff match.Off the field, Jam shares stories from the AlumniFi Field groundbreaking ceremony, complete with hard hats, golden shovels, smoke effects, and an extremely hot day in Detroit. The crew discusses what the groundbreaking represents, why the project has taken time to reach this point, and how the new stadium could reshape the future of the club.The discussion also turns to Jay Farner’s investment in Detroit City FC, exploring what the additional resources could mean for the organization while asking whether the club can continue to grow without sacrificing the supporter-driven culture that helped make it unique.The episode wraps up with praise for Coach Dwayne Daniels’ work in the community, updates on DCFC II, and the usual mix of tangents, questionable research, and heartfelt shout-outs that somehow make perfect sense by the end. ⚜️🎙️⚽