#83 Does it really taste like avocado?

Denis is back from Caerphilly with tales of faggots and chips, a town full of dry robes and a lovely fireworks display. Then a trip to the GP gets very awkward behind the curtain. Meanwhile, Mark is back from a mini break in Berlin, where he did the conga and met a listener from the West of Ireland. Then he takes Denis through a lesbian pie eating contest, no hands allowed. Also this week: why London has no school buses, Irish curry vs English curry, hotel gowns in Japan, the hottest Senate daddies, Mamdani's Movember moustache, the Sabrina Carpenter chain reaction theory, Abdul El-Sayed and Sky News, small talk for when you bump into a gay, and a listener whose best mate wants a wellness stag with a sound bath. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A birthday card for "Dad" lands on Mark's mat, from a Charlie he's never met: "see you in fourteen days". Meanwhile, Denis opens a fine from the Vatican for driving somewhere he's never driven, and whispers the least romantic line ever into Lisa's ear. Also this week: what CBT really stands for, the man who lives in a cage under the bed, doppelbangers, slut pop, a Halloween moustache that ended up in A&E, Paul Mescal's peach and Mark's accidental date. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis orders Pizza Hut at 2am and gets scammed, and Mark explains what a U-Haul lesbian is. After the break, Denis and Mark get into Andrew Scott's spitting scene in It Gets Worse, the "right in front of my salad" meme, and Denis's doomsday kit (three days of water and a wind-up radio). Also this week: sun lamps and porridge, tipping in the rain, the sexy Halloween cats and the pantomime stars who aren't really there. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The new UK porn law lands in two weeks, and Denis and Mark need answers: what happens to stepbro, and is "daddy" still allowed? Meanwhile, Mark got his Botox topped up and has been banned from blow dries (and riding), and Denis finally watches Sex and the City for the first time. Also this week: Tim Tams and Nigella's new Bake Off gig, which biscuits are gay (a Wagon Wheel is a lesbian), Dorothy's, the new lesbian bar, and its comment section, the olive scene and the old liquor room and the Wicked video everyone remembers. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis leaves Lisa at the back of a Ryanair flight, shares his foolproof trick for the seat lottery and finds out what lives under the seats on the dirtiest plane in Ireland. Meanwhile, Mark heads to Dublin for a big national media moment that may or may not survive the edit. Also this week: why voice notes should be a jailable offence, A complaint from Anthony, no Nut November and the NoFap superpowers, the YIB inbox receives its first piece and what on earth is Locktober?. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fresh from the live show, the boys thank the fans who flew in from Cork, and Denis tries to retire his automatic handshake. Meanwhile, Mark finally got a TV licence, just in time for his first ever episode of Celebrity Traitors. Plus, Tom Ford is sending men down the runway in thongs, and Mark tries to talk Denis into giving one a go. Also this week: Denis's three razors and the rarest plug on earth, space gays vs over-it gays, no hot water at Denis's, the neighbour who carried a turkey up the road and Miso's new box. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mark spends a break from his tours eating IKEA meatballs, stumbles into a Tom Holland lookalike competition in Soho Square and brings news of an East London celebrity barber who now cuts hair with no clothes on. Meanwhile, Denis's hairdresser flat out refuses to cut his hair, and he reads Mark Dolly Alderton's reasons to have a boyfriend. Also this week: tonight's live show (a dishy chef, a grand piano and a surprise number), Denis's diesel car, what fancy dress actually does it for people, Halloween costume disasters, from Florence and the Machine to a nun and coming out and Gen Z. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis discovers Troye Sivan, the boys return from their big day out with the London beavers and Mark receives possibly the most important celebrity follow of his career. Also this week: the surprisingly complicated sex lives of bats, Mark nearly causing a cycling accident, Bosco, gay dating advice and first-date escape plans. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Denis returns from Turkey with tales of extortionate airport prices and a boat trip where one particularly confident woman made it very difficult for him to concentrate on the scenery. Meanwhile, Mark is back from Japan with presents for Denis and reveals that he accidentally caused the downfall of a lovely couple in the health spa. Also this week: gay names, Turkey's £23 Big Mac, Instagram noses, holiday proposals and rich older ladies. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A few weeks ago, Denis told Mark three completely unbelievable stories and was accused of making the whole thing up. This week, he returns with photographic evidence and unfortunately for Mark, the stag do story was very, very real. Meanwhile, Mark discusses why some of the gays just can't bring themselves to be happy for Tom Daley. Also this week: meeting listeners in the wild, straight people at the seaside, guest bedroom sleep tests and lying on the floor. Got a story or a question? Send us a voice note on the YIB WhatsApp hotline: +44 777 69 53 292Instagram: @yourinternetboyfriends.podBonus episodes every week and ad-free listening for HeadStuff members, €6 + VAT a month: https://headstuff.memberful.com/checkout?plan=148238 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices