Untold Horrors

This week, the Tubi Roulette Wheel demanded a sacrifice at the altar of Hammer Horror. We obey by descending into the eerie, fog-drenched world of Curse of the Crimson Altar (1968), a film that promises psychedelic thrills, a stacked genre cast, and a nod to Lovecraftian horror. Join us as we break down the film’s wild visuals, gothic atmosphere, questionable choices, off-putting protagonist, and the powerhouse duo of Christopher Lee and Boris Karloff. But that’s not all! We also offer some killer movie recommendations, debate the merits of Catnado, attempt a dramatic reading that goes wildly off the rails, and play a rousing game of Hammer Horror Mad Libs. BONUS: Immerse yourself in the psychedelic, occult vibes of Curse of the Crimson Altar with the perfect sonic companion to our latest episode.https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0OH9TWhcaq2midxOODYW8v?si=8f9adb24ef4847bd

Join Jamie, Patrick, and Steph as they embark on a wild expedition through the depths of Tubi's horror catalog, spinning the infamous Roulette of Despair. This time, the theme is "Animal Horror," leadingto a discussion of the bizarre film Rise of the Beast, where a group of activists uncovers the terrifying consequences of animal testing gone wrong. As they dive into the film's outrageous premise, the hosts dissect the absurdities of its plot, featuring a genetically modified gorilla wreaking havoc in a high-tech facility. Finally, play along with them in a hilarious game of"Beast or Bullshit," where the hosts test their knowledge of outrageous B-movie horror/mutant monster film titles and plots. If you want to test your own knowledgebefore the show, head here: https://morbidlybeautiful.com/b-movie-horror-quiz/Want a little mood music to set the tone for this week’sWILD episode? Be sure to check out Jamie’s custom episode playlist on Spotify featuring songs inspired by animal horror: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3SsObdW4MQG16Clu2GLZMB?si=d7013d0fdc8f420d

In this week's episode of Untold Horrors, we take a deep dive into the murky waters of Tubi's horror offerings. Join hosts Jamie, Patrick, and Steph as they explore the bizarre and often hilarious world of horror cinema, where nothing is off-limits and the laughs are plentiful.As they spin the Wheel of Terror, the chosen theme is werewolves, leading to a selection of films that promise to be both entertaining and absurd. The main event is an in-depth review of Werewolves on Wheels, a kooky cult classic that combines biker culture with supernatural horror and Satanic cults. The hosts dissect the film's bizarre plot and the strange yet captivating rituals that unfold. Highlights of the episode include an insane dramatic reading, our five-word reviews, and must-see werewolf horror recommendations on Tubi. Plus, join us for a riotous game of logline trivia where we try to guess famous werewolf movies from badly written summaries.

In this week's episode of Untold Horrors, join Jamie, Patrick, and Steph as they embark on another wild ride through Tubi's obscure horror offerings, spinning the infamous Roulette of Despair. This time, the theme is "Slaughter," and the trio dives into the bizarre world of Summerhouse Slaughter, a film that promises a unique blend of horror and absurdity. As they dissect the film's outrageous premise—where cheerleaders meet a gruesome fate at the hands of a psychotic panda (or a slasher dressed as a panda)—they share a mix of laughter and disbelief. Join them as they explore the film's questionable dialogue, bizarre character decisions, and the unexpected moments that make it a memorable viewing experience. Throughout the episode, the hosts engage in a lively discussion about the film's strengths and weaknesses, offering their unique perspectives on what makes a horror movie truly entertaining. From the ridiculous to the genuinely shocking, they navigate the depths of this cinematic gem and question their own sanity in the process. Plus, stick around for their bonus picks, where each host shares a quick review of another film recommended by Tubi. Will they find hidden treasures or more buried garbage? Tune in to find out!

Welcome to the 2025 season of Untold Horrors. As we embrace the new year, our podcast undergoes a thrilling transformation with the addition of horror expert Patrick Krause, joining hosts Steph and Jamie. In this special "Meet the Hosts" episode, the trio embarks on a series of segments designed to reveal their horror-loving hearts. Kick off the episode with "My Tinder Horror Heart," where each host crafts a faux dating profile that reflects their horror personality. From Patrick's love for black and white classics to Jamie's next-level horror movie collection to Steph's fiery redheaded passion for Pyramid Head and arthouse horror, discover what makes each host tick and their ideal horror-loving soulmate. Next, delve into a segment we call "In the Beginning," as our hosts recount their horror origin stories, sharing the films and experiences that first ensnared them in the genre's chilling embrace. Then, challenge your horror knowledge in "Five by Five," where each host offers five-word descriptions of their favorite films from 2024. Can you guess the films from their cryptic clues? Finally, enjoy the rapid-fire "Killer Q and A," where the hosts answer quirky and revealing questions about their horror preferences. From debating the merits of supernatural horror versus slashers to revealing secret horror villain crushes, this segment offers a deeper glimpse into their horror-loving psyches.

Join Jamie and Steph for a special Christmas bonus episode of Untold Horrors, where they dive into a festive holiday horror trivia showdown. Jamie, a self-proclaimed horror aficionado, finds himself put to the test with a series of challenging questions that reveal the depths of his holiday horror knowledge—or lack thereof. From urban legends that inspired classics to the real-life horrors behind some of the most iconic Christmas slashers, this episode is packed with intriguing tidbits and surprising revelations. As Jamie navigates through questions about controversial films and cult favorites, Steph challenges him to expand his holiday horror repertoire beyond the familiar. Whether you're a die-hard fan of festive frights or just looking to expand your seasonal viewing list, this episode offers a delightful mix of trivia and horror insights. Come test your holiday horror expertise with us! Merry Christmas and happy holidays from the Untold Horrors crew—stay tuned for more hidden horror gems in the new year!

Join Jamie and Steph as they dive headfirst into the chaotic world of Tubi's lesser-known horror gems with their latest Tubi Roulette escapade. This week, they tackle the low-budget indie horror film Santa Isn't Real, a recent addition to the holiday horror genre that promises a wild ride through the absurd. Jamie and Steph discuss the film's bizarre dialogue and plot. As they dissect the film's eccentricities, they highlight standout moments such as a scene-stealing performance by "Multiverse Zendaya" and the film's attempt at exploring Santa mythology and the nature of belief. Tune in as they navigate the festive chaos of Santa Isn't Real, debating its sincerity and reveling in its absurdity. It's a longer-than-usual episode, but it's worth it! Enjoy this overstuffed holiday horror treat.

Join Jamie and Steph as they embark on a festive journey through the depths of Tubi's horror selection, spinning the roulette wheel of despair with a Christmas twist. This week, the duo dives into the 2022 film "Christmas Craft Fair Massacre," a bizarre horror flick set in Houston, Texas, where a Christmas fair becomes the stage for a coven of Satan worshippers plotting a demonic nativity. Despite initial skepticism, Jamie and Steph find themselves unexpectedly charmed by Brett McCormick's campy, B-movie homage to Texas horror. They explore the film's self-aware silliness, appreciating its short runtime, witty dialogue, and intentionally over-the-top performances. From a Michael Myers-masked janitor to a satanic nativity scene, the film offers a delightful mix of absurdity and creativity. Listen in as Jamie and Steph revel in the film's unapologetic embrace of schlock, with standout moments like a punk rock rendition of Jingle Bells and a malevolent magnifying glass. "Christmas Craft Fair Massacre" may not be a traditional horror masterpiece, but its quirky charm and playful spirit make it a holiday treat worth unwrapping.

Join Jamie and Steph as they take on the world of Tubi's obscure horror flicks with their newest episode of Tubi Roulette. This week, they dive into the 2013 anthology film Horror Hotel, a collection of stories originally released as a web series. Jamie and Steph explore the film's campy, sci-fi B-movie atmosphere. While Steph appreciates the diversity and creativity within the stories, Jamie struggles with the film's visual aesthetics and the absence of a unifying theme. Despite their differing views, both hosts agree that certain segments, like "Brain Robbers in Love" and "Life After Men," stand out for their humor and thought-provoking narratives. Tune in as Jamie and Steph navigate the wasteland between disappointment and delight, offering their unique insights on an anthology that, despite its flaws, showcases the talent and passion of its creators.

Join Jamie and Steph as they delve into the chaotic world of Tubi's horror selection with their unique brand of Tubi roulette. This week, their Thanksgiving-themed search leads them to the 2017 film Derelicts, a home invasion horror that sparks a lively debate. Jamie and Steph find themselves at odds over this grindhouse homage, with its nods to classics like Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Devil's Rejects. Jamie finds the film lacking in professionalism and style, while Steph appreciates its gritty, nihilistic charm and dark humor. The duo explores the film's polarizing impact, discussing its homage to 70s and 80s horror aesthetics and its portrayal of a dysfunctional family during Thanksgiving. Steph defends the film's creative cinematography and its intention as a dark comedy, while Jamie struggles to see past its gross-out tactics and lack of finesse. Despite their differing views, both hosts agree on one thing: the bizarre and unforgettable character of Turk, the teddy bear-masked maniac who steals the show.