The Zarna Garg Family Podcast

Your pet is NOT your child. Your dog is NOT the cutest dog in the world. And no, we do NOT believe you when you say, “He doesn't bite.” HE HAS TEETH. This week, we're exposing pet ownership. We're not all pet haters, I mean Shalabh nearly cries about his last dog. From different types of pet parents to animals nobody asked to meet, we're saying everything you're not supposed to say about pets. Thank you to our sponsor for this week's episode! Ready to be seen? Check that appointment off your to-do list with Zocdoc at https://zocdoc.com/zarna #sponsored Before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

I took my American kids to visit the Red Light District in Amsterdam. Why? For once, I’ve got an answer. My kids, and all kids, should see the reality of making money, and what people have to do to make their ends meet. We met with a sex worker at the Red Light District who told us about her work, the customers she sees, and most importantly, the business. Tune in for an exclusive look. Before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

My kids think I’m neurotic. So I invited NYC firefighter Furhan Ahmed and turns out, we're not neurotic ENOUGH. Finally, a guest with qualifications to judge this family. Our family's been dumb about safety and we're not ashamed to admit. Are you is the real question. And thank you to our sponsor! Head to https://www.cozyearth.com and use my code ZARNA for up to 20% off. That’s code ZARNA for up to 20% off! Before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Turns out you can pay for an entire family vacation across Europe but still be the least attractive part of the trip. Mothers, let it be known that if you want to keep your kids alive, you will be the villain. That aside, tune in to hear our take on London, Paris, Germany, Netherlands Switzerland & Sweden. Yes, both the good AND the bad. So if you’re planning on a trip to any of these places, you better watch this episode first. Before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Chelsea Handler is single, happy, and rich. Naturally, I need to investigate. This week, Chelsea joined us to talk marriage, being single, building a successful career, and why women are always the ones solving everybody’s problems. If you already have money, freedom, and peace, what exactly is a husband bringing to the table besides dirty laundry? I’ve been married for 30 years. Chelsea’s eggs have retired. But which one of us is actually happier? TUNE IN and let us know your thoughts below. And thank you to Zocdoc for sponsoring this episode. Check that appointment off your to-do list with Zocdoc at https://zocdoc.com/zarna #sponsored And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Okay, you guys want the drama? Geneva, Switzerland is where my husband and I first lived together after getting married. You can say it’s where the “love brewed,” if Indians were capable of such feeling… We bought our kids here to relive none of those memories, however. We’re reminiscing about slapping ducks, feeling like a loser wife, and banning my kids from having fun in Lake Geneva. Yup, that sounds more like us. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The husband is out. The chores are out. All are jobs…also likely out. We left no details behind NEO, the first humanoid robot that’s actually ready to be in your homes. If you’re thinking this all sounds bizarre, you’re not wrong. If you think you won’t be shocked from everything we learned about AI, you ARE wrong. Get up to $200 off Square hardware when you sign up at https://www.square.com/go/ZARNA #squarepod And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

You don’t have manners…and it shows. This week, we’re debating what etiquette actually means, where good manners end and basic hygiene begins, and why people of color are often held to a completely different standard than White people. Is showing up clean and polished a sign of respect? Is it a survival strategy when you’re a person of color? We get into ALL of it. Cleanliness. Culture. White Privilege. Tune in and pick a side. We want to hear your thoughts below. Thank you to this week's sponsor. Function provides 160+ lab tests for $1/day and member pricing on advanced imaging. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA and use code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We’ve got a long list of problems, and so do you. The only difference is we’re talking about it and we’re not afraid to hurt feelings. This week, we’re exposing our pet peeves with each other, with America, with our friends, our family, even YOU. Yes, you. We’re bothered, and it’s about time we do something about it. Comment down below what your biggest crash outs have been about because we want to weigh in! Thank you to this week’s sponsor, Zocdoc. Zocdoc lets you search and compare high-quality, in-network doctors. Visit https://www.Zocdoc.com/zarna to get started. And before you go, text a question to +1 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Are we shopping addicts? Are YOU a shopping addict? Is retail therapy justified? We're no strangers to shopping, but we've learned a few things (good and bad) that we're opening up about on today's episode. Overall light...few fights, valid debates, and more. Let us know below what your shopping habits are and are you a green bubble or blue bubble? Thank you to this week's sponsor. Join at https://www.functionhealth.com/ZARNA and use code ZARNA25 for a $25 credit. And before you go, text a question to 855-608-1717 on SMS or WhatsApp for a chance to get a shoutout in the next episode! My very handsome son built this tool so I can learn more about all of you, so text us! I’m watching. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices