The Wheelnerds

Episode 308:  A long awaited episode (at least, for members of the Facebook group), this is the visit we did with Melinda while she was recuperating from her recent motorcycle accident. We get the whole story and the gory details. You can check out pics of the before and after (some gnarly xrays, especially) here: CLICK THE BIIIIKKEEEEEE   Wheelnerds stickers for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: 1985 Kawasaki Voyager STOLEN. FOR REAL. 2009YZ450F2017MX129 Police HD TRIMAGNUM (actual AD)   Show Links: Kids Motorcycle Pants link from Ebay (sent by listener Art) Kids Motorcycle Jackets link from Ebay (also Art)   Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 307:    Why you don't go riding with Chuck. Ever. EVER.   Wheelnerds stickers for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: Just pick up the loan, bro, MT-07 GL1100 Niken Zero CBR   Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 306:    Stories, classifieds, and laughing at our own dumb jokes because this is how we do. Send us your ideas for a new Wheelnerds keytag! Yeah, I copied this copy.   Wheelnerds stickers for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: Looking for my bike full of drugs No Title, Hotwired == NOT STOLEN 1990 FJ1200 HD LiveWire ANOTHER HD LiveWire? Looking for ANOTHER bike full of drugs   Freeze-dried Skittles:   Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 305:    Stories, classifieds, and laughing at our own dumb jokes because this is how we do. Send us your ideas for a new Wheelnerds keytag!   Wheelnerds stickers and ONE LAST keytag for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: Grom CBR250 FZ-09 Motorcycle Chopper TWO Harleys ANOTHER Motorcycle Show Links: LiveWire (Legally distinct from HD) 2021 Sportster S Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 304:      So, this is listener Jim Hampshire and this dude rode a Harley-Davidsion Pan Am recently in then 2021 Iron Butt Rally. That's 11,000 miles in 11 days across America, man. BUT ON A HARLEY PAN AM! He comes on to tell us the whys and the hows and the severe brain injuries he suffered earlier on in life that led to him making such bad decisions now!   You can can check out his YouTube where he blogs a bit about it: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCsEJmQ5b3V8lV_8Z6-KZaOQ His ADVRider writeups: https://advrider.com/f/threads/pan-america-after-iron-butt-rally-report-how-it-did.1510698/#post-42648053 https://advrider.com/f/threads/panam-toh-ss1000-extreme-georgia.1504456/ https://advrider.com/f/threads/hd-pan-america-ss1000-break-in-run.1501488/     That looks comfy for... not 11 days. I see an upside wombat. Wheelnerds stickers and keytags for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: https://classifieds.ksl.com/listing/63192683 Skullcrusher (or if link is dead: SKULLCRUSHER) Cafezuki Nice Thruxton, but that nice? Please don't buy, I don't mean it. IT YELLOW I WANT GROM NOT YELLOW   Show Links: Go check out Trevor's Dirt Ninja! https://photos.app.goo.gl/p8CN5eqUtPhKQ6H57 https://advrider.com/f/threads/yet-another-budget-ninja-mutant-build.1364714/   Mike's Email About Keytag and Stamp Listeners, what secret message was Chuck trying to send with this stamp?     "Come back, Mike. Your family misses you. Leave the poop alone."   Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 303:      Our guest this week is Axe DeKruif. Engineer, chopper maker, rider, driver, dude who rode his BMW S1000RR from San Diego, CA to Jacksonville, FL in a record-setting 33 hours and 10 minutes. He's talking to us about the movie he's made to document the experience and we immediately shove that noise overboard and grill him about the FLIR camera he's hooked up to the bike as well the other mods he made to the bike for the trip. I have a suspicion the trip and the movie all exist just so that he can make the world listen to his singing voice.   You can check him and get more info about purchasing/renting the movie out at Ychrome.com. See the trailer for the movie on YouTube.   Wheelnerds stickers and keytags for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: Clearly. Not. A. Trap? Restored Classic Oh, look, a Nighthawk CLEAN What?: Buell Motorcycle Company posted this as a teaser to their Facebook page. Real planned product or something they found on EBR's fileserver after they bought them? Or is it announcing a add-on headlight system for the Pan American that allows for rider-controlled emojis?     Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 302:    Stories, classifieds, and laughing at our own dumb jokes because this is how we do.   Wheelnerds stickers and keytags for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: Jesus Christ, WTF? Fiero's Revenge: The Trikening Goldwing? Partsbin? Only his barber knows for sure. Duster Wesley's Fav New Bike Won't (will) Explode I was dumb enough to buy these, are you?   Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 301:    Back in the Toddcave with 92% less ADVENTURE (wind). We return to trolling the classifieds with a vengeance. Todd remains in love with his new Italian bike.   Wheelnerds stickers and keytags for sale!  Check them out here!   Classifieds: Fiero Trike John's Blast John's NEW Buell???: A Ulysses, John. It's a Ulysses. Look. A 96-year old Harley! A *100*-year old Harley! BMW R100RS Soon Not-to-be-HD Livewire! Better than New?   The Moto Pro we'll be bringing a review on in a future episode.:     Permanent Links: Bath Bomb Diva's handmade bath bombs and shower steamers Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 300:   ADVANCE NOTICE: THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SO MUCH MORE ADVENTURE THAN THE FDA RECOMMENDS, YOU MAY NOTICE SOME AUDIO DISTORTION. AND BY SOME, I MEAN, A LOT OF. AND BY AUDIO DISTORTION, I MEAN WIND. AND BY A LOT OF WIND, I MAY MEAN A HURRICANE. REST ASSURED THAT WE MENTIONED YOU SPECIFICALLY BY NAME DURING THE PART YOU CAN'T MAKE OUT.   We recorded this show during the return leg of Operation "Pick Up Todd's Guzzi." Todd got himself a shiny new Guzzi and we trucked it down to Las Vegas to pick it up from the showroom floor. Pulling into a campsite on the way back for the night, we decided to bust out the digital recorder and record some wind noises to use for our special Halloween "HauntedNerds" episode. We ran into a dude. Todd's bike spit parts. Chuck's car proved quite comfy during a daytime burn across the Nevada desert following Todd.   Wheelnerds stickers and keytags for sale! Check them out here!   And now, some PICTURES: We demand style!   He's doing his happy dance   The Moto Guzzi V85 TT and a dirtbag   What the hell with those shoes?   At least he's not riding in them...   A hoodoo. Todd's wearing those sandals off-frame. Guaran-fucking-tee.   Permanent Links: Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.

Episode 234: Returning guest Alisa Clickenger and Todd have to remind Chuck that Alisa is, in fact, a returning guest because Chuck is dumb. Alisa is the author of Boost Your Confidence Through Motorcycling and the founder of Women's Motorcycle Tours. She comes on to talk about the recent Women's Motorcycle Conference Online, an adaption to the quarantines and social-distancing by moving what would have been an in-person conference completely online via zoom sessions and such. She also talks about the Suffragists Centennial Motorcycle Ride 2020 that's she's been working on but now unsure because of the Year Known As 2020. And don't forget she was one of the driving forces behind Revvtalks which we recently participated in as well. She's a great guest and a lot of fun to talk with.   Wheelnerds stickers and keytags for sale! Check them out here!   Permanent Links: Wheelnerd's Handy Inspection Checklist Joe Popp (musician) (He recorded the Dicks Dicks Dicks theme used in the beginning). RedPillJunkie (artist) Want to hear yourself on our show? Ridden a bike (like your own) and got an opinion? Got a cool piece of gear or farkle? Got a story? Know some jokes? Record an MP3 (or whatever) and email it to us at [email protected]. We’ll throw it on the air and talk about it, too. That’s right, you can be the first on your block to be openly mocked by the Wheelnerds. Or call our voicemail: (801) 305-4677 Or, leave us a voicemail via Skype! Our skype ID is wheelnerds. Just go ahead, call, and leave us your story there! (We still read your emails, too, and will answer them on the show). If you got something really cool, shoot us a line and maybe we’ll talk to you live, too.