The Big Suey: Sports Are Stupid (feat. Dianna Russini)

"It's like when you realize Rick Carlisle looks like Jim Carrey." It's time for Against the Spread, an update of The Polls, and some updates from JuJu from earlier in the show. Also, Lucy looks like Lois Lane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"How say you?" Mina Kimes is here to break down all the latest around the NFL ahead of this weekend's playoff matchups. We also needed her expert insight on soda, cereal in the car, conditioner, and The Traitors, but National Champion Dave Dameshek gets hung up on a debate over how to assess QB value, and Jeremy and Lucy insist the show must properly celebrate 20 years of High School Musical. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"IT'S ALL THE MAN HAVING HIS WAY WITH YOU ONCE AGAIN!" Jorge Sedano provides an update on Dan's assholery at the valet, Jess is here to share her experience watching Miami lose the National Championship game, and then an all-out brawl breaks out over the taste of zero-sugar soda and what soap is supposed to do. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who the hell is Dave Dameshek?" Tim Kurkjian is here for a slew of new Looks Like submissions and to break down the Hall of Fame inductees, which is not good news for Greg Cote because we have the receipts of his old HOF takes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Dude, you're 65." While the Canes QB situation spirals, their fan base is spiraling even more as Uncle Luke goes after #MikeRyan. Also, Mike McDaniel is a hot commodity after the Dolphins replaced him with noted sweetie pie Jeff Hafley. Today's cast: Dan, Zaslow, Greg, Chris, 'National Champion' Dave Dameshek, Jeremy, Lucy, and Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"He had ulcerative colitis." We're diving into the tales of Atticus Sappington. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Missed connection: you were the guy in all white who locked eyes with me. I was Carson Beck with 44 seconds to go." Brad Williams and his terrible microphone are here to discuss his Denver Broncos and his undying belief in 'Stiddhy.' Then, after deciding if last night was the most deflating feeling in Miami sports history, Amin is here to deliver his Weekend Observations after being moved from yesterday. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"One of the great people I admire is Derrick, uhhhhhhhhh..." Charles Barkley, who recently hooked up with Dan's mom, is here to chat about Sergei Bobobka's fight last night, the emergence of his Suns without Kevin Durant, the greatest NBA Centers of all-time, and his bizarre bets surrounding last night's title game. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"Who's gonna hire a slob?" Dianna Russini is here to discuss the new coaching hires across the NFL, including Jeff Hafley, Robert Saleh, and a mystery coach still interviewing across the league. Also, it's only the beginning for the University of Miami: just ask Mike. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

"In the crucible of life, I don't ever want Roy with me." Despite the celebration around town for Miami's own Fernando Mendoza, it's primarily a dark day around the city of Miami after the Hurricanes loss in the National Championship Game, and there's nowhere darker than Mike Ryan's heart. Today's cast: Dan, Greg, Zaslow, Chris, Jeremy, Lucy, Mike, and Tony. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices