Hour 1: Stugotz's Weekend Observations

Does your heart stop when you sneeze? Does coughing help you poop? How about picturing a dog pooping? We kick off today's show with Dan getting offended by Amin's pejorative nickname of Asterisk Man, Greg Cote's old song as the singing sportswriter, and Paul George's complaints over still not receiving a tribute video in Indiana. Then, Tony is our resident Jacksonville Jaguars expert and joins us from his paternity leave to break down the proper way to say DUUUUUUUUUVAAL not DUUUVALLLLLL. Plus, we hear from a ghost that is great at trivia, and we go back about a month to the state of University of Miami basketball after Jim Larranaga's retirement. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Baron Davis is LA to his core, so of course Dan had to meet with him on his home turf for a special LA-based episode of South Beach Sessions. Steeped in vulnerability, Baron dives into his life and career on a new level – from the streets to being an NBA All-Star. Baron cracks open his past - growing up in South LA surrounded by violence and abuse - detailing his journey through the care of his grandparents from poverty to one of the wealthiest schools in the country. Baron also holds nothing back about his chaotic time with the Clippers – all the behind the scenes drama and destruction created under Donald Sterling’s ownership. Join the members-only Business Inside the Game (BIG) community, founded by Baron Davis, at teambig.io. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

How did the fans feel about the plethora of guests on today's show? JuJu is here to tell us about how the people received today's show, share some thoughts on Brittney Griner signing with his Atlanta Dream and what it means to the community, and to explain why he doesn't get tired of winning teams even when they take down his favorite. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Roy Wood Jr. joins the show to discuss his latest special, the death of retail leading to the death of communication, how prank calls are a young man's game, DEI elimination taking down big and tall stores, his experiences with Martin Short and Steve Martin, and the validation he searches for the most. Then, Amin breaks down what's going on in Sacramento with De'Aaron Fox before we get to the group's definitive thoughts on the best type of nut. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Nick Wright and his punchable face are here and join us from his very sad room. Dan doesn't like what's happening to Nick across America right now, but is Nick going to do himself any favors by joining our show? Nick goes on a rant about internet trolls dominating the narrative on what he has determined to be the greatest dynasty in sports since the 90s Bulls, and Jessica's indifference leads to a new rivalry. Plus, which people in sports look most like they'd kill it at the Renaissance Fair? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The Washington Wizards offend Amin, and even though David Samson is here, Dan insists on starting with Amin's complaints before going to our bad team expert in David. Then, where were you when Mark Hendrickson started on Opening Day for 65-inch David Samson's Marlins? Plus, stand-ins for team photos, Chris Cote's limited fake Dave Van Horne, and another game of "Would You Attend Their Funeral?" Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Dan is a big-time asterisk guy according to Amin, and Billy is celebrating National Curmudgeon Day. Then, is fandom more fun when you're shutting people up? And is Tyreek Hill jealous of what's happening in Kansas City even though he's received more money and praise since he left? Plus, Stugotz stole a take from Billy who stole it from Bill Barnwell who was kidding, but Chris stole the same take from Jessica who was definitely not kidding. Also, is radio row Stugotz the most reliable Stugotz? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

After an Against The Spread full of top tier analysis, JuJu Gotti is here to update the polls and share some thoughts on today's show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Was Bud Grant a fraud? Have you ever blamed an animal for your farts? What's the creepiest mascot in sports? Why does Greg Cote call flatulence "letting a pet?" Hour 2 is off to a great start. Then, Mina Kimes joins the show to break down all things football including the Raiders coaching move, the most interesting aspects of this year's Super Bowl, and the Bears new offense. She also shares her thoughts on Jerry Jones' glory hole comments and plays America's new favorite game: "Dalton, Dallas, or Dawson!" If you want to see Mina's podcast live and support wildfire relief efforts click here: minapodlive.com. Ticket sales benefit the Red Cross. You can also support the American Red Cross wildfire relief efforts here: tinyurl.com/danfiresstugotz Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

We continue our discussion about which new NFL head coaches nailed and lost their introductory press conferences and then dive into the hires made around the league so far. Is there any coach whose perception has a starker contrast between fans and people within the NFL than Mike McCarthy? Does Mike McCarthy look like Mardi Gras? Is Mardi Gras actually magical or is it just a place where Greg Cote wakes up with mashed potatoes in his hair next to his friend Tom Jordan who LOOKS like Mike McCarthy? Also, Stugotz thinks Dan may have slashed his tires with an ice pick and we open an investigation into what happened. Plus, Dan is bringing threats back for 1-800 Flowers, Jess had an awkward moment with Dianna Russini, and NFL coach names that sound like they would make good doctors. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices