Hour 1: An All-Encompassing Type of Suck

JuJu and Dan (featuring Billy and Jeremy) discuss where the show was right and wrong today with some help from the fans on social media. #SpliffNotes #PostgameShow Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stan Van Gundy sticks around as Jeremy goes all Pepe Silvia to explain why Donovan Mitchell could follow LeBron's path to South Beach. Stan also discusses the Pacers No. 1 options, the Timberwolves-Nuggets series, and Omer Asik's Adam's Apple. Then, what do men think of when they go to sleep at night? And it's time for everyone's favorite game: AGAINST! THE! SPREAD! Plus, the man who ruined basketball, Kirk Goldsberry, is here to tell us about his new book and break down the scoring evolutions of Al Horford and LeBron James, why Jalen Brunson was overlooked, how Victor Wembanyama will fare in the future, and suggest a change to NBA rules. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Dallas Stars game had EVERYTHING but...she wasn't there. Then, a fight at a screening of Garfield, Jeremy makes some top tier* jokes, Kenny G joins Dan on South Beach Sessions, and Ric Flair goes scorched earth on a restaurant employee. Plus, Mike issues a correction before Stan Van Gundy joins the show. Stan chats with us about Hall of Famers, Role Player Hall of Famers, and the NBA Name Hall of Fame while discussing the Celtics dominance, the young teams in the West, and Pat Riley's comments on Jimmy Butler. *Jeremy wrote this description. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Did you know that there are tiebreakers in both NASCAR races AND horse races? Did you know a former Marlin is going to play College Football? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today's cast: Dan, Stugotz, Billy, Jeremy, JuJu, Mike, and Roy. Rudy Gobert's going to be a Hall of Famer, huh? Then, it was an INCREDIBLE night on the ice! Stu, Roy, and "Hockey Mike Ryan" break down everything from the night that was. Then, the Celtics are overwhelming, the streamers are here to stay when it comes to live sports, and John Mulaney's "Everybody's In LA" is a fever dream of late-night television. Plus, beating a dead horse, no-hitter alert, the goon that can't fight, and Jayson Tatum's career arc. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The MVP is obsessed with the ancient sport of harness racing — because it may be hiding in plain sight as more exciting than the NBA playoffs. Acclaimed documentarian Mickey Duzyj talks to a GOAT and plays stable boy, then heads to the track to root on the official stallion of the show. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

JuJu is in-studio in Miami and has been seeing what the fans have to say about today's show on social media. Did show fans find the Nü Bag? Did we need more Greg Cote today? Find out now! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stugotz kicks off Hour 2 with his day-late Weekend Observations that include MULTIPLE Top 5 lists. Then, it's the sports debate of all sports debates: should an athlete miss the birth of their child for a playoff game? The crew discusses Rudy Gobert skipping Game 2 and the details to contextualize this specific child birth circumstance, and their opinions may surprise you... Plus, was the Gobert trade still a bad trade if the Timberwolves win a championship? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Greg, Mike, and Dan lead the crew through a discussion on Pat Riley's comments at yesterday's year-end press conference and what it could mean for the future of Jimmy Butler in Miami. Then, Pablo Torre is here to chat with us about eye boogers, hear about Lucy's remarkably detailed dental routine, to shame the crew for not advancing their cleansing technology, and to teach us about harness racing. Plus, after a conversation about makeup proves Greg wrong, he lashes out and ends up in a feud with Lucy. Will Greg apologize? For anything...? Ever......? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Kid Mero drops by to declare THE KNICKS ARE F****** BACK. He discussing why "the energy is love" in New York, Jalen Brunson's excellence, the T.J. McConnell game, and Obi Toppin's dunk. Then, it's time to talk Florida Panthers and their frustrating Game 1 loss to the Bruins. Who is actually the better team? Plus, Ron Magill is here to discuss a huge win for wildlife advocates, a domestic zebra surviving in the mountains, the most nervous animal, and a guy in Japan eating a sandwich. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices