Nerdy, Bored, and Almost Thirty

Joker: The movie that doesn't really fit in Batman lore, but wouldn't have been made without its connection to Batman. Because really, without the clown paint he's just some loser with a gun. Beautiful cinematography, great performances, and we didn't even get shot in the theater.

As single childless people, it is our duty to cast judgement not only on parents, but the systems that affect parents. Call it a socialist hellhole of an idea, but maybe providing adequate paid time off to guardians (can't say 'mom and dad' in this climate, you know that) would be beneficial to their ward and in turn beneficial to society in general. As a Canadian, Jess (no, not that Jess. Not the other one either. A new one) gives Mowgli and Sara a little insight to the customs of the untamed North.

Being white sure can be rough. Throw in heterosexuality and it's almost as if you can't say anything without offending someone anymore. This episode begins by touching on the nuances of cultural appropriation, but quickly turns to something much more interesting: Butt stuff.

Hooking up FWB Long term booty call Lovers Friends It's actually pretty simple to define the parameters of any relationship if you just use expectations and boundaries. Since psychics aren't real, you gotta use your words and tell a person what you'd like from them and the stuff you won't stand for. They listen, they add their own criteria, and suddenly you're both on the same page. And if a party has an issue, the beautiful thing about romantic/sexual relationships is that they can be broken off whenever you want for any reason. If you can't live up to those expectations - if you have an issue with any boundary - you can peace out. But being alone is very very scary. Some people only decide to peace out when they have another body to cling to so they'll build up another relationship before properly leaving the first. Often, deceit is involved. Learn how Mowgli deals with these harsh truths.

Welcome to Marwen was as weird and heartwarming as you probably suspect. Sara must've cried at least three times.

While they may have intended to talk about the cinematic masterpiece that is Venom, our adventuresses quickly pushed that topic aside in favor of stories about romantic failure. Tune in to hear about failed relationships, a failed threesome, and whether or not Voldemort is a submissive.

With a bullet-proof story and an impeccable performance by Brett Kavanaugh, The Predator is gearing up to be an Oscar contender.

Just a quickie to whet your whistle.

This is great because we're actually agreeing, but it sounds like we're arguing. If a  person with a fetus filled uterus discovers something atypical or undesirable about that clump of cells, should they be allowed to flush that shit out and try again for a good baby? Jessica thinks there could be unwanted consequences, Sara thinks all procreation is immoral anyway, and Mowgli talks over both of them. Abortion FTW