Murder, She Recapped: A Murder, She Wrote Podcast

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! It's 1987, a young nail polish designer named Debbie gets her big break at Elizabeth Arden. Debbie's not sure what to do. She loves fuchsias and eggplant. But it's Elizabeth Arden. She's got to ease into things and make a name for herself. Debbie can't just pitch hot pink in her first month. She knows. She'll do a mauve. Sure, they already have Mystic Mauve, Mythical Mauve, and Mushroom Mauve. But rich ladies can always use another muted pinkish purple shade for their lunches at the Russian Tea Room Aha! Monet Mauve. The ladies will spend the afternoon at MOMA, looking at water lilies, and then glance down at their fingers, knowing that they, too, know beauty. Yes, Debbie, that's it. Monet Mauve. You've done it.We ask the important questions. Does she work there or is she just annoying? Did his wife surprise him by being his mother? Why is he whirlybirding while she just jogs? Was it a BYOJ (bring your own jug) BBQ?  Can he hear peoples age? Has Laura caught Mark's name disease? Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Tonight on  Murder, She Wrote! A man called Sam breaks into a house where the boss who recently fired him has been suspiciously shot dead. Sam desecrates the scene by stealing $10,000 from the dead man, and using the murder weapon to vandalizes the house by shooting into the windows and the walls, causing thousands of dollars in damage. And then he steals the murder weapon and throws it in the ocean, which is one of the only pieces of evidence that can help catch the killer. 30 years later, a mystery writer shows up to the same home, harasses the murder victim's son. And then shows up to a retirement home and berates his mother, who is dealing with dementia. Hasn't the Jarvis family suffered enough? When will the injustices end for this poor son and his poor mother who just wants to see her husband's old rose garden one last time? This is a horror movie.We ask the important questions. Why are the flashbacks greased up with vaseline? Was that a sex joke from a pregnant clown? Did he want to show his father's murderer his toys? Why are they eating potatoes and pink gravy? But I thought the old lady dropped the gun into the ocean in the end? Is that a Swoosie Kurtz drag queen?  Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Today on Murder, She Wrote! Cindy is just a little slip of a woman. She’s so short and petite. But more than that, she’s an idiot. She has fallen for an absolute lump of a man with a strong jawline and maybe three brain cells. Can Jessica get down on her knees look her directly in the eyes and help her to see the error of her ways and possibly find a little bit of self worth? Probably not.We ask the important questions. Is that the padlock from a 7 year olds diary? Is she the human form of a pack of cigarettes and a rodeo clown? Is there a more flammable robe? Is there a special opener just for pickle jars? Why is she Oprah hollering? Do modern hobos steal shoes? Today on Murder, She Recapped! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote. Grady Fletcher is being haunted. No, not by the ghost of his old boss, Captain Caleb, the Fish Stick King. No, not by the ghost of Preston Giles, the publisher he sold Jessica's first book to. No, not by the ghost of Elizabeth Roberts, the fiancée of the Lila Lee executive he tried to get a job from. No, not by the ghost of his Uncle Frank Fletcher. No, not by the ghost of his Uncle Carl, who is a clown at a traveling circus. Grady doesn't care about any of those ghosts. Grady cares about the ghost who steals his sandwiches.We ask the important question. Did a muppet steal that sandwich? Should they look into the man that brought a can of paint to work? Have you ever spit shined felt? Would a gay man flirt with J.B. Fletcher? Is his toupee on backwards? Why is she on all fours at work? Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Today on Murder, She Recapped! Jessica is nowhere to be found. Is this some sort of bookend episode?This time YOU ask the important questions! What’s Mark and Laura’s favorite episode? What would the Murder, She Wrote and Golden Girls crossover have looked like? What do we think about the Murder, She Wrote reboot? How did Mark and Laura meet? What character would they want to be? This and much more, today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! It’s fall in Cabot Cove. There is a chill in the air and it's the season for corduroy. This weather makes people want to reminisce. Jessica can’t help but think about Frank and the many items left around her that remind her of him every day. And Amos Tupper can’t help but look back at his own childhood and see himself in a local boy. But there is no real time for that, because the OTHER big celebrity that lives in Cabot Cove is dead. So Jessica is back on top. Let’s focus on that. We ask the important questions. Are there two books in Cabot Cove? Is his haircut a two at a times? Speaking of clothes? One of them doesn't know her name and the other one doesn't know her name? Girls serve dinner, but women commit murder? How does a child carry two ice cream cones on a bike? Does Carol suck at Guess Who? Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! More of what was happening last week! Why are you here if you didn't listen to last week?! We ask the important questions. I can see Sheboygan from my house? The scantily clad Scranton scampi? 555555555? She did a microfiche fashion research? He quizzed his housekeeper on sweaters? Do boxers have to live with their managers? Is that a slow pitch little league journalism trophy? What's a TV people? Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Cosmo Ponzini had a shot at the big time. He was this close to, yeah, the title. But his promoter asked him to take a dive. As payback he was given a gym and a whole new career. Small trade off, right? People ask him if he hates his promoter for making him work so hard and then forcing him to miss his shot at the title. But he does not. That's just business. And Cosmo doesn't hate him. He just hates women. We ask the important questions. What kind of Pub/Diner/Production of Hello Dolly is this place? He's correcting grammar AND glamour? What kind of cow scam is this? Shailene Woodley? Why is he just a big bag of cheese? You can take her to a back alley but she won't split the fare? Sheboink and sheblaster? Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Tonight on Murder, She Recapped! On a trip to Denver Jessica learns that teddy bears are made with wire hangers. And the only thing protecting children from being blinded by these wire hangers are very strict safety regulations that make the arms of teddy bears completely tear resistant. But some toy makers don't care about those safety regulations. And it's up to a local drag queen to stop them. We ask the important questions. Danger cheese? Is Steve totally useless? Does that office have a corner jacuuz? Is his hair made of Barbie bangs? Is the studio parking lot on an off ramp? Is that dress for a rodeo drag queen? Why does his killer cam walk like a muppet? Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun! 

Tonight on Murder, She Wrote! Jessica Fletcher is our pal. She's talking to us and hanging out at home in front of the fire. She's complaining about the electric company, like all our friends do. She's wearing fancy house shoes and a fancy nightgown, just like all our friends do. We're having a friends night, because we're friends. All while strangers solve a murder. We ask the important questions. He gave his aunt sex shoes? When even is a Transacom? Should they have replaced him with BJ or with the Bear? Is this a lavender marriage? Is that her widow brooch? Is she wearing trash bag slacks? Is she a shit writer? Today on Murder, She Recapped!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok for more Fletcher fun!