Chapter Nineteen - Birthday Presents

Learn the secrets of feminine success from the VSR's premier fleshcrafter. Though, you might not live to implement her advice.   Content Warning: mentions of animal abuse (2:41-2:46), gore (3:49-4:20)   Transcript Link   Written and performed by Addison Peacock.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Enjoy a hot coffee, the Winterlich way.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. With Josh Rubino as Telesphore.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

The supreme commander of the Valorian army gives you some valuable life advice.   Content Warning: Gunshots (3:35-3:36)   Transcript Link   Written by Henry Galley. With Bradley Gareth as Holzmann.   The Valorian National Anthem was composed and performed by June Isenhart.   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram  

Trouble comes knocking.    Content Warnings: Gore, gunshots   Transcript Link   Written by Charlie Green   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Maxadrian Burton - Kruger Bradley Gareth - Holzmann Newton Schottlekotte - Mandel Graham Rowat - Moretz Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Lucas Martinez - Lando   True Tales Propaganda: True Tales of the Illuminati is a full-cast audio comedy about conspiracies gone wrong, that follows a crew of hapless illuminati goons as they bounce through history, snatching defeat from the jaws of other, weirder defeats. In season one, they blew the secret of the pyramids. In season two they failed a fake moon landing so badly they had to actually land on the moon. Now, the award winning team behind this show needs your help to make a third season, where Beck and her team go up against… The Enlightenment! That’s right, reason IS the font of goodness, and it’s back to the 18th century to deal with the likes of Denis Diderot, Johanne Weishaupt, and Wolfgang Goethe. Can they match their scintillating wit? Create an objective test of intellectual acumen? Kiss? You won’t know unless they can raise the money to make it! So head over to truetalesteam.com/crowdfund if you want to support independent, idiotic comedy. Listen to seasons one and two here!   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Maxim Moretz gives Iyer, Winterlich and Co. their most perilous mission yet- attending his nephew’s birthday party.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Misha Bakshi - Nikita Josh Rubino - Telesphore Blythe Renay - Colette Zuwie Lefou - Dieter Graham Rowat - Moretz Moe Rock - Helga Alex Bui - Clover Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Meg Molloy Tuten, Addison Peacock, Roscoe Braman   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

The gang get lost in the Seltsamwald, where they aren't quite as alone as they thought.   Content Warning: Gunshots, kidnapping, unpleasant eating noises (23:52-24:08)   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Blythe Renay - Colette Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Josh Rubino - Telesphore Rob O'Dwyer - Fashingbauer Lou Sutcliffe - Jerome Jonny Sims - Charbonneau Matt Baker - Berenger Additional Voices - Henry Galley, Jamie Douglas, Gus Zagarella   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

The gang go to Dijon, France to do some industrial sabotage.   Content Warning: Vomit (21:52-22:12)   Transcript Link   Written by Gus Zagarella   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Taqi Nazeer - Eisen Blythe Renay - Colette Josh Rubino - Telesphore Erika Sanderson - Janice Damon Alums - Sebastian Dontae Majors - Garnier Andrew Randall - Lelouche   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Following Ariadne's apparent death, Leonid deals with his lack of purpose by joining the army.   Content Warning: Gunshots, vomit (12:38 - 12:40), gore, body horror   Transcript Link   Written by Max Kreisky   Listen to Diary of Mothman   Cast in order of appearance- David Ault - The Historian Zane Schact - Leonid Joe Cliff Thompson - Berger Addison Peacock - Ariadne Additional Voices - Meg Molloy Tuten, Henry Galley, Max Kriesky   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram

Transcript link   The cast and crew of the Kingmaker Histories answer all of your burning questions.   Featuring music from TeknoAXE and Odd Chap   Special thanks to the following fans for sending questions: Fawkes, Keiran, The Zucreature of Zulandia, Commissar Mitch, Yami, Newton Green, Julcynea, Lou, Chris of Many Hats, Ethan, Greg with 13 E's

Eisen's latest invention leaves the gang very, very far from home.   Transcript Link   Written by Meg Molloy Tuten. Produced by Rogue Dialogue Productions.   Listen to Forgive Me   Cast in order of appearance- Blythe Renay - Colette Casey Callaghan - Father Ben Josh Rubino - Telesphore and Father Klem Taqi Nazeer - Eisen   Socials: Twitter Bluesky  Youtube Patreon Instagram