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Introducing Alison Pascoe: Lifelong primate trainer for anything from children's birthday parties and questionable non-profits to one of George Romero's biggest box office flops. It turns out, a lifetime of training primates mostly gives you a near-death experience at a Bar Mitzvah and a conviction that primates should not be kept in captivity.Message from Alison: "When she was very old and arthritic she no longer needed to be supervised and I got rid of the cage. She was free in the house all day and no longer needed a leash when she was outside. She actually became a therapy monkey. I brought her around to nursing homes and children's residential facilities. So many people knew her that when she passed away at the age of 45 I had a funeral for her at the oldest animal cemetery in the United States. She was cremated and her ashes were released in the Amazon River near where she was probably born."Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

Joining us today to provide you with real, binding legal advice is Carrie McLaren's husband and your personal lawyer, Charles Star! Charles, also known as “Sen. Lemon Gogurt” on Bluesky, is the host of the No Homework Podcast and actual real life lawyer.You can find Charles and his work at the following places:https://nohomework.website (Main podcast - it's a patreon page but it's free)https://soundcloud.com/hwpod (Saints podcast but it's also where he used to post Hostile Witness, a legal podcast)https://bsky.app/profile/ugarles.bsky.social (Has all of his jokes, goofs, and gags)https://linktr.ee/ugarles (Has all of his writing and other podcast stuff)Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

Have you ever thought: "Man, my life as a quadriplegic combat veteran would be much better if I were being tormented by a monkey at all hours of the day?" Then Helping Hands is the perfect 501(c)(3) nonprofit for you!Ape Sh*t Zine: https://www.apesht.org/Buy Issue 1: https://orbooks.com/catalog/ape-shit/Frans de Waal Capuchin Fairness TED Talk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meiU6TxysCgmonkeywire Listserv: https://lists.ibiblio.org/sympa/arc/monkeywire/2012-11/Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stamping on an AI reconstruction of Charlie Kirk's consciousness—forever.Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

You ever wonder what it's like to be a gorilla at the zoo, your every move being watched from all sides at all hours of the day? Well, you don't have to. Welcome to Palantir Flock Hell, buddy.Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

The State of Scholarship Report, or, "Girl Penis Ruined an Entire Generation of Conservative Academics." Vanderbilt University has, totally independently of the current Republican administration, decided to finally take a brave stance against woke postmodernist leftist academics such as "Friedrich Nietzsche." Learn all about it with our guest, C.T. "Cryptotheism" Kelly!C.T. on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@cryptotheismLike the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

Here at Gorilla Radio Show our beautiful listeners love to call in and leave us a message with their real voice in it so that Greg can make fun of them for an hour. This time, we've got something special up our sleeves: The power of technology. The worst podcast hosts you know just figured out how to use a soundboard and media share.Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠

Either the Mossad is trafficking golden lion tamarins to the private zoo of India's richest, Modi-connected billionaire or the hosts of Gorilla Radio Show have finally gone completely insane. Or both. Either way, we're sifting through the algorithm slop to bring you another breaking monkey news episode.Donate to / share Greg's GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-greg-keep-the-power-on-and-the-rent-paid?attribution_id=sl:48bb7a39-78cc-449c-adaf-82b68aae072b&lang=en_US&ts=1782331066&utm_campaign=man_sharesheet_dash&utm_content=amp20_t1&utm_medium=customer&utm_source=copy_linkLike the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

Gorilla Radio Show is proud to stand in solidarity with the Global Latina Belt as the first ever Time Abolitionist Evolutionary Gender Theory edutainment podcast. We're working with some HIGH-LEVEL CONCEPTS this week, so make sure you join the Gorilla Radio Show Literacy Program (Patreon book club) before listening.Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332

Good morning! The date is May 28th, 2016. It is a sunny near-summer day, a light 75° Fahrenheit at the Cincinnati Zoo and Botanical Gardens in Hamilton County, Ohio.It is a very bad day to be a silverback gorilla.Like the show? Support us on Patreon! ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.patreon.com/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter:⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ ⁠⁠https://twitter.com/gorilla__radio⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Check us out on Twitch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://www.twitch.tv/gorillaradioshow⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Call us and leave a voicemail: 803-620-4332