Don't Be Ugly

Caroline's boyfriend joins the podcast in a last-ditch attempt to salvage their relationship. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Will Artificial Intelligence render life meaningless? Professor Peter Murphy, PhD, joins Caroline & Phillip to discuss digital consciousness, the future of work, Khloe Kardashian, lemonade stands, and Nobu. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After being dishonorably discharged from the hospital, Caroline joins Phillip to discuss her selfless act of kindness, Hollywood nepo babies, the American healthcare system, and the unjust treatment of frat boys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

United by a shared hatred for their new gay employee, Caroline & Phillip expose the downfall of modern reporting, debrief Caroline’s red carpet interviews, and defend Mark Zuckerberg’s mega-yacht mishap. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline & Phillip debate the ethics of lying to strangers, if your partner's friends count as your own, whether 40 is officially old, if fruit really does rot, and whether feminine energy might be the key to solving the energy crisis. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline & Phillip debate who their therapist's favorite patient is, whether cars have pretty privilege, which famous historical figures might have been gay, and what Phillip should do after a gym employee read his personal diary. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Recovering from last night’s studio fire, Caroline & Phillip return to a podcast studio in ruins to discuss Phillip’s magazine feature, Caroline’s TikTok cancellation, their chaotic weekend apart, and the bizarre success of a movie named after a minivan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

After Caroline opens up about her phone-free retreat, Phillip catches her up on everything she missed: the celebrity divorce no one saw coming, a new wave of trad-wife teens, life under a totalitarian dictatorship, and the dangers of climbing Mount Everest. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Caroline & Phillip discuss whether your name determines your fate, Harvard's admissions policies, their family's global footprint, Taylor Swift's flop wedding ceremony, a blonde Mona Lisa, and the ridiculous ways people raise money for charity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Phillip admits he got scammed by a fake psychic (shocking). Caroline panics about her boyfriend flirting at a gym she doesn't attend. She also cancels 4th of July after Phillip points out her social circle is more of a triangle. All while exposing the Fairytale Industrial Complex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices