Deliver The Profile

Criminal Minds is dead, long live Criminal Minds. Ronnie and Jazz break down all we know about the Evolution series' cancellation, cast reactions and what it means for the podcast in the future. Don't worry, there's still plenty of episodes left to cover. Like "Divining Rod", about an unsub replicating the murders of a recently executed prisoner. If you don't know why it's titled "Divining Rod", you'll find out the stupid reason on the new Deliver The Profile.

Deliver The Profile takes a vacation from themselves as they take a detour from regular programming to talk S.W.A.T. starring Shemar Moore. "SOS" takes place on a boat. Can Shemar fight on the sea as well as he does on the land? Will he have to punch a shark? Listen to find out.

Here we are, folks. Illness and playoff baseball may have delayed this release, but Voit is over and done with. Whither The Fan? That's about the extent of the dangling plot threads the show needs to cover, unless you count Henry going to college. (We don't.) Listen in as Ronnie and Jazz take Season 19 to the woodshed for the final time. 

Deliver The Profile returns! Sorry for the delay, but this is a good one: "Special Agent Garrity" brings Paul F. Tompkins to the forefront for everyone's benefit. Can comic relief be repositioned to benefit the ongoing narrative? Tune in to find out.

"Requiem" is about a mortician who kills women because something something his mother. Ronnie and Jazz discuss that as well as the overarching Fan/Voit storyline that everyone loathes so much. 

We finally meet The Fan in this episode, and he's...Andy from Weeds? Sure, why not. "The Furies" is mostly about the gang solving a mystery involving murdered sheriff's deputies and it all reminds of that Season 9 two-part finale, "Angels" and "Demons". Remember that? Criminal Minds is finally running out of ideas.

Someone is killing sex workers and stuffing their mouths with exactly 1976 dollars. Is it The Fan or someone else with a kink for specific numbers? Find out on our episode discussing "Proxy" on Deliver The Profile!

Ronnie and Jazz review the 38th movie in the MCU, Baby-Man: Baby's Day Out. Named after a storyline that followed Spider-Man selling his marriage to the Devil, BND is about Spider-Man undergoing puberty and trying to fight someone who can possess people. Along the way our favorite wallcrawler's become an Instagram stalker. Those hoping to see the Scorpion, Boomerang, Ramrod, Tarantula, Tombstone and other "classic" Spidey villains will be disappointed. You'll get your Hulk and you'll fucking like it. Listeners should be proud: at no point during recording did Ronnie suffer an embolism.

In this episode, SOMEONE DIES! Don't worry, it's no one important, just Alvez's buddy from a few shows ago. The BAU is called in to investigate his death in a training incident. Meanwhile, Voit continues to appear on screen too often. All this and a discussion of Paget Brewster saying some unwise things on Twitter in the new Deliver The Profile!

In "The Witching Hour", someone is using a sledgehammer to kill adulterers. Is it prop comic Gallagher? Is it prop comic Gallagher's brother, Gallagher Too? It turns out to be something substantially dumber.