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#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris and Tony talk about the Yankees, Chris' dad makes a shocking revelation about who he's voting for, they have some laughs about their family and more! Smalls For 50% off your first order, head to https://Smalls.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Gametime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, host Chris Distefano and guest Jeff Arcuri explore the quirks of Texas culture, including the recurring idea of Texan secession, mixed with Chris's tongue-in-cheek loyalty to the British monarchy. They move into comical discussions on their cultural heritage, with Chris and Jeff sharing stories about name mispronunciations and ethnic stereotypes, bringing plenty of self-deprecating laughs. The conversation shifts to the highs and lows of their stand-up experiences, especially at the Comedy Cellar and on cruise ships, capturing the absurd realities of comedy life. The episode wraps up with Chris and Jeff reflecting on relationships and family dynamics, including Jeff’s whirlwind engagement story, highlighting the unpredictable journey of love, family, and career in comedy. Support Our Sponsors Green Chef Go to https://greenchef.com/chaos50 and use code chaos50 for 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next two months! KiWiCo Get up to 50% off your first crate at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/CHAOS UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris Distefano and guest Casey Rocket talk life in Austin, Texas, and Chris's fascination with the original 13 colonies. They joke about Casey's past on Kill Tony, his reputation for drinking Robitussin, and his quirky personality. The conversation also veers into random stories about Grimace becoming an unofficial mascot for the New York Mets and Casey’s comedic journey. Throughout, the two exchange offbeat banter about sex, aging, and American history, keeping the episode both chaotic and hilarious. Support Our Sponsors Tecovas https://tecovas.com/CHRISSY Huel Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at https://my.huel.com/chaos Better Help https://www.betterhelp.com/chaos Morgan and Morgan UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Annie Lederman dive into wild stories, from Tim Dillon's 6-block Rolls-Royce joyride to a period mishap that left Chris speechless. Annie reveals her experience with Ozempic, weight loss, and her transition into hypnosis therapy, while Chris opens up about parenting challenges with his daughter’s sassy remarks. The duo also gets into wild tangents about Scott Peterson conspiracies, TSA bomb bracelet nightmares, and even Amish elbow fetishes. Don’t miss this chaotic episode packed with laughs, real-life confessions, and outrageous stories! Jack Black https://GetJackBlack.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. KiWiCo Get up to 50% off your first crate at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow This one starts with Chris trying (and failing) to guess Adam's hometown and real last name, leading to some misunderstandings. Adam shares a wild behind-the-scenes story from his time on set with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling and from Pam & Tommy, while Chrissy talks about his struggles with anxiety and the unexpected joys of parenting. Plus, they dive into Hollywood conspiracies, Chris’s unforgettable teacher crush, and some Dr. Phil quick hits. Smalls For 50% off your first order, head to https://Smalls.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS. Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedy Join Chris Distefano and Hannah Berner for a hilarious ride through comedy, parenting, and the wild world of New York City! In this episode of Chrissy Chaos, Chris and Hannah react to Mayor Eric Adams' strange parenting video, share personal stories about raising kids, and laugh about unexpected discoveries (including some awkward travel finds!). Don't miss their candid takes on balancing comedy careers, haunted houses, and New York nostalgia—all wrapped up in their signature chaotic humor. Tune in for laughter, insights, and plenty of NYC flavor! Support Our Sponsors Huel Try Huel with 15% OFF today using code CHAOS at https://my.huel.com/chrissychaossept24. Fuel your best performance with Huel today!'' Tecovas https://tecovas.com/CHRISSY Prize Picks Download the PrizePicks app today and use code CHAOS KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #comedyshow Chris is back with another wild episode, but this time he’s joined by the hilarious and charismatic actor Gianni Paolo, star of Power and its sequel. Together, they dive into insane stories, navigating the world of TV fame, and some unforgettable viral "To Catch a Predator" moments. They also get into the buzz surrounding the current election cycle and talk about dealing with woke culture. It’s an episode packed with laughs, candid moments, and a peek behind the curtain of Hollywood fame. Support Our Sponsors Jack Black https://GetJackBlack.com/CHAOS and use code CHAOS Morgan and Morgan https://ForThePeople.com/chaos or dial Pound LAW (Pound 529) from your cell phone. KiWiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎥 John Grady Producer / Graphic Designer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/gradydesign/ Portfolio - https://www.behance.net/gradyj 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#ChrisDistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris Distefano and Mike Cannon cover everything from Mike’s disastrous week around his son being born, to awkward parenting moments and a principal's lap dance disaster. They also swap wild roommate horror stories, high school memories and dive into the circumcision debate. Support Our Sponsors Naked Wines https://NakedWines.com/CHAOS GameTime Download the Gametime app, create an account, and use code CHRISSY for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Prolon Go to https://ProlonLife.com/CHAOS for 15% off the 5-day nutrition program. Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #Comedy Chris dives deep into everything from broken bones to crack TikTok stars and unexpected birthday surprises. With no guest, it's just Chrissy, his hilarious rants, and some surprising family moments. Hear about his 40th birthday trip to Baltimore (yes, really), Vito’s broken foot, and why Jasmine is ready to defend her family at all costs. Plus, Chrissy spills on their wild mushroom adventures and why Pitbull concerts are goated. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia Twitter - https://twitter.com/VitoFCalise Meet at the Apple podcast on Apple/Spottily wherever you get your pods. 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

#chrisdistefano #Podcast #comedy Chris dives int some wild stories, like his buddy's dramatic weight loss journey (no Ozempic involved) and a night out in LA that could end in an ambulance ride. He even shares a hysterical behind-the-scenes moment with Colin Farrell that you have to hear to believe. This episode is packed with wild Chrismoments, awkward confessions, and stuff we can’t even clip. Support Our Sponsors Ethos Protect your family with life insurance from Ethos. Get up to $2 million in coverage in just 10 minutes at https://ethoslife.com/CHAOS. KiwiCo Get 50% off your first month on ANY crate line at https://kiwico.com with promo code CHAOS. Mint Mobile Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at https://MINTMOBILE.com/CHAOS. UNCUT WILD CONTENT GO HERE 👉https://www.patreon.com/chrisdcomedy Follow us Muffin Butt! 🙆🏼‍♂️ Chris Distefano Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Website - https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ 🙋🏼‍♂️Mike Cannon Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/Iammikecannon Twitter - https://twitter.com/Iammikecannon Website - https://mikecannoncomedy.com 🎥 Vito Calise producer Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/SweedishFishMafia 🎤More Chris D Comedy Website: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/ Live Dates: https://www.chrisdcomedy.com/#tickets Merch: https://shop.upstatemerch.com/chrisdistefano/shop/home Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices