Cage's Kiss: The Nicolas Cage Podcast

What makes a man?! We don’t know. What makes a man want to slaughter buffalo? We still don’t know, but we watched and discussed Butcher’s Crossing. Enjoy all the bad “buff” jokes.

We watched and discussed the 2023 film The Flash since (spoiler!) there’s a Nicolas Cage cameo.We talk about microwaving babies and the trouble with Ezra Miller, and we start beef with John Francis Daley. THAT’S RIGHT!

Linda would like to offer her sincerest apologies - this episode should have been posted a couple months ago, but chronic fatigue and a very busy work schedule have been kicking her ass.The CHUDS discussed the hits and misses of Renfield and how to fix it all.

We’re talking about the Nic Cage western ‘The Old Way’ as well as Cat Balou (Watch it. Watch it now.), why none of us are parents (the world’s a better place for it), how Alec Baldwin killed a person, and CLINT MOTHERF*CKIN’ HOWARD!

As usual, the movie for this episode was met with mixed feelings.We've seen Nicolas Cage play complex characters before, but none so complicated as this. In this episode, we discuss Cage's performance as a fictionalized version of himself in 'The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent.'We discuss the bromance, the hits and misses, how the film could have improved, the missing NPH nude scene, and the cuteness of Daddy Pedro Pascal.

We're back for V-Day, which just so happens to be our pod anniversary! We're bringing the romance by watching and reviewing 'Prisoners of the Ghostland' so you don't have to!We discuss how nobody wants to be Eskimo brothers with Michael Jackson (RIP Lisa Marie Presley), how Donnie refuses to accept parental responsibilities for children of strippers, and where exactly this movie went wrong. Don't worry, we fixed it.

We're back, behbeeee! We're celebrating Nicolas Cage's birthday with his 2021 film, 'Pig'.Linda discusses how this movie surprised her in a wonderful why and sings a ruined version of a beloved song that will ruin it for you forever; Donnie discusses his time in the food industry and shares a bit of his frustrations with Cage's prep cooking; and Adrian shares the box office performance and (as always) has a brilliant sequel idea.Remember: 'You don't have to care' and 'F*ck Seattle.'

Don’t miss Donnie's one-man rendition of Les Miserables and Adrian’s solo performance. Donnie and Linda recommend loving the Willy, but Adrian finds no wonder in this Wonderland. Spoilers ahead.

This week, the CHUDs are talking about the last 2 episodes in Netflix's 'History of Swear Words', covering the words 'p*ssy' and 'damn'. Mostly, they go off on tangents and we find out why Linda and Donnie are so fuggin weird (Hint: it's another cousin story).

Listen to this bitch put up with these 2 dicks. This week, we’ve got Big Nic Energy! Also, we become dick wizards. We’re covering the History of Swear Words, episodes 3 and 4, ‘Bitch’ and ‘Dick’.We feel that the new Netflix show doesn’t properly cover the actual history of swear words, so we give a shout-out to our friends who do a great job covering the history of words and phrases - Origin of Speakcies.