Kyle's Saloon and Karen's Love Lagoon (RHOBH S14 E5, RHOP S9 E11, and RHONY S15 E12 Recaps)

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about all of their favorite Grammy moments, the latest in the ongoing Paige and Craig saga as well as the latest in the Baldoni / Lively feud. (00:00 - 21:00)We then discuss part 2 of the season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "A Type of Suffering". (21:00)And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 8 - "Beers on my Pillow". (56:45)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Taylor Swift's plans to dunk Travis Kelce in a jug of Gatorade, the upcoming Super Bowl commercials including one potentially featuring Something About Her, and Jesse Solomon expressing interest in dating Paige DeSorbo. (00:00 -24:15)Riley then tells Amy a little bit about this week's episode of Real Housewives of Potomac. (24:15)And then, we discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 9 - "Once More About the Text, My Friend" (28:50)And then, we discuss Part 1 of the Real Housewives of New York City season 15 reunion, (1:12:05)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley talk about the rumors that Paige DeSorbo is dating a new person, the latest Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively news, and then Harrison Ford metaphorically "seeing red" and becoming red as Marvel's new "Red Hulk". (00:00 - 20:10)We then discuss part 1 of the season 5 reunion of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "The Jeweler's Code". (20:10)And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 7 - "The Royal American". (01:14:55)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jax and Brittany host a housewarming party and hope that someone doesn't play the audio recording of him talking to Faith after he cheated on Brittany with her.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Joe Exotic not getting a pardon, Bethenny Frankel watching Riley's TikTok, and the latest news about the Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively scandal. (00:00 - 15:55) And then, we discuss the shocking, instantly iconic Real Housewives of New York City season 15 finale - "Paradise Lost" (16:00)We then discuss the latest episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 8 - "Let's Talk About The Text More" (1:12:30)We then finally and with the least amount of energy, we discuss the latest dull episode of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episode 15 - "The Gordon and Ray Show" (1:53:20)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss getting a pardon from Former President Biden, the Justin Baldoni / Blake Lively scandal, and also Ally Lewber officially moving out from James Kennedy's house. (00:00 - 29:15)We then discuss the season 5 finale of the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City - "When All Is Said and Done". (29:15)And then we discuss the latest episode of Southern Charm - season 10, episode 6 - "Making a Splash". (01:32:35)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Welcome back, little turtle cuties and Villa Rosa VIPs! On today's episode of Turtle Time, Amy and Riley discuss Dorinda Medley telling everyone that Lindsay Hubbard had a miscarriage, Tom Sandoval's altruism, Jen Shah getting out of prison early, and much more stuff that everyone will love! (00:00 - 22:05)We then discuss the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Potomac - season 9, episodes 13 + 14 - "Panama Trip" (22:05)And then we discuss the latest episodes of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - season 14, episode 6 + 7 - "From the Viper Room to the Middle Valley Chuck E. Cheese". (43:05)And then finally, we discuss Real Housewives of New York City - season 15, episode 13 + 14 - "The Death of Fun Part 1 and 2" (01:34:50)If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets.And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Brittany's friends cast a hex on Jax Taylor to punish him for his infidelity.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

For the first time ever, Amy and Riley unlock the gates of Villa Rosa to provide the Little Turtle Cutie community with this free, full-length episode from our Patreon. Sit back and enjoy the life of a Villa Rosa VIP as we recap Vanderpump Rules season 5, episode 12 - "Jax's Roast". If you enjoyed this full-length episode and want to become a cherished Villa Rosa VIP, join the Turtle Time Patreon to hear our entire archive and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

After Jax Taylor admits to his infidelity, Brittany sentences him to rot in Hell for all eternity.If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.