The Center Cut

Michael and Dave close out the fourth season of the podcast with the 4th annual Golden Gorilla Penis Awards. This one hits hard because...well...you'll just have to listen in. Relive some of your favorite memories from the 4th season of the show, and then just don't forget that all four years worth of content is still there for your consumption. You are incredible and we love you. Thanks for listening! Send your feedback and good tidings to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram Send us an audio message! Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the forgotten Disney film Brother Bear. OG fan and fellow-ish podcaster Kaye joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Nothing ever dies, bear penises are bigger than human penises, and Tina Turner + Phill Collins are old now. For this and more facts, you should probably stop reading and start listening. Thank you for that, by the way. Unearthed Gems Podcast Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the critically acclaimed mockumentary Abbott Elementary. The Reddit and Facebook admins in the Abbott community can fuck right off. After nearly 100 tv shows covered, we finally found one that can eat a bag of dicks. But that's okay, the show is still good! Michael loves Tariq and hates zoo breakups. Dave likes The Breakfast Club references and hates Ava. At least they agree on one thing--Gregory can get it. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Alright, alright, alright! Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the cult classic Dazed and Confused. Comedian and fellow podcaster John Montague of That Rules podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Their listeners keep getting younger and we just stay the same age. That's how that quote goes right? They wouldn't know; it was in the middle. The guys all get confused about the plot. Michael has some ideas in his head, Dave pays too close attention to the football coach's pants, and John lands joke after joke. The guys are doing what they do best--l-i-v-i-n. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! It's paused for the summer, but if we get enough patrons on board we'll start that sucker back up. Follow John Montague on Instagram, or check out his podcast That Rules Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the third (and probably final) season of the futbol fan favorite Ted Lasso. Good show, but not its best season, at least judging by the ends. Michael wants to see the old coach's balls. Dave makes fun of Michael's out of favor language. And most importantly, they both let the poopay flow out and into your ears. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the absolutely ridiculous SyFy pulp Sharknado. Fellow podcaster Steve Coates of the Bucket of Chum podcast joined to quiz the guys on the middle. While unfortunately there were no bowls of butter on board, Steve was a breath of fresh air to guide the guys through the whirlwind of shitfuckery. Science is debated, bar waitresses are ogled, and literally nobody was harmed by a shark. Hell of a day! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! It's paused for the summer, but if we get enough patrons on board we'll start that sucker back up. Check out Bucket of Chum: A Shark Movie Podcast, or get eaten alive. Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the second season of the profound yet filthy Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is still a sexy plank. No more Beaver man, and Arsehole Guy + Harry only make cameos. Instead this season is allll about the hot priest. And boy is he hot. The guys squabble about bangs and the honesty in Martin's grand speech, but they both agree that if anybody ever says "It'll pass" to them after they save "I love you" they will both spontaneously combust. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the 1970's neo noir Chinatown. Author and fantasy football podcaster Chris Harris joined to quiz the guys on the middle. Audio quality went awry due to technology issues, but we still managed to tough it out. Family trees were debated, tuna was caught, and no eyes were shot out during the recording. Case closed! Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more!  Check out Chris' website and buy a novel or become a football master! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last episodes of the first season of the happily filthy show Fleabag. Phoebe Waller-Bridge is indeed a sexy plank. Michael struggles with his disdain for ancient British people and how it shades his viewing. David struggles with watching anything that isn't for dumb people. Yet somehow, spoiler alert, the guys both enjoy this very funny show about a flawed but entertaining character. And poor, poor Beaver man. Thanks for listening! Try The Center Cult Patreon on a 7-day free trial for bonus content and more! Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri

Michael and Dave watched the first and last 15 minutes of the critically acclaimed but now blackmarked American Beauty. Camila of the podcast Bibliophiles at Home joined to quiz the guys on the middle. First on the docket: F Kevin Spacey to the moon. He's gone? Cool. While his creepiness in this thing made it harder than normal to get through, there was still some goodness to be found. Michael noticed all the roses. David noticed all the wrong things. And, Camila was just glad to never have to watch this thing again, despite it being in her top 10 movies previously. Thanks for listening! Join The Center Cult Patreon for bonus content and more! Bibliophiles at Home podcast: A book club for introverts Send your feedback and new episode ideas to: [email protected] Follow us on Tik Tok|Instagram|Twitter Send us an audio message! Podcast Logo by Cindy Ingeme Intro/Outro music by Bryan Valeri