Happy Birthday Jay!!!

Jerrod Carmichael sucks a man's toes on his reality show and Jay thinks the black community is treating him unfairly for it. Andy Fiori defends his lifestyle music and Christine admires her dog's Instagram page.

The Great Dave Attell and hilarious Ian Fidance are both promoting their new specials. Ian has a Ghostbusters intro for his special and Dave works with recorders and seals. They tell New York fight stories and learn about conjoined twins.

Jim Breuer tells a Dave Chappelle story on a podcast and the guys try to decipher if The Illuminati captured Dave or aliens. Also, Christine is a genius cook of one thing. Find out what that could be!

Bobby needs a new vice and the group has many suggestions, including hunting wild boars.

Comedy legend Conan O'Brien is in the building to promote his SXM channel and new TV show. Bobby connects with him over growing up in Boston. When his segment is over, Christine explains what a diva cup is used for.

Ari Shaffir discovers a litigious comedian and Jay reads reviews of a dicey Florida buffet.

Living in Alaska, Comic Jamie Lissow faces challenges like freezing temperatures and no women.

Bobby and Jay make plans for Jacob to get a Nuru massage in the studio.

Comic Preacher Lawson shares his Americas Got Talent experience and what it's like to perform stand-up with his mother.

Jay shows off his karate moves, Jacob can't stand Bobby's odor, and Justin's biggest hater is hunting Big Foot!