Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. Today we test the horsepower of a pistachio, analyse the security risk of mosquito intruders, and condemn the pineapple to exile. “We’re in Antequera! We’ve been allowed to leave Malaga city for the first time since January- (Pauses) Legally-” -Jess “...You’re slurping your Taittinger.” -Tara “I’m using the word ‘interesting’- It was more violent.” -Jess, on the discussion about pineapple on pizza “Did you not have cheese and pineapple Hedgehogs at kid’s parties when you were younger?” -Tara “Probably as an uneducated child, I might’ve eaten it.” -Hanni “Jessica, what have we said about eating?!” -Tara “That it’s fine- You can never do enough of it.” -Jess “There are- A glut of coaches in Malaga.” -Tara “...Is that a mathematical term?” -Hanni “It is, it’s the collective noun for coaches!” -Jess “Listeners, when you get to a certain age, you need to look out for the signs of a stroke.” -Tara

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. On this rudely interrupted instalment, we crowdsource hypothermia solutions, diversify our assets in blonde-improving and wasp-removing, and discuss ceremonial irons. “It looks like we’re drinking Irn Bru.” -Tara “Absolute faces for podding- We’ve got our Pod Faces on!” -Tara “I’m not as into unicorns as most basic bitches are.” -Hanni “Friends first, and then Google later- Well...” -Hanni “Depends on the quality of your friends.” -Tara “I accidentally spent 9.50 Euros on a wasp trap.” -Tara “Have you used that yet?” -Hanni “...No.” -Tara “We let her go, alone, to the ferretería- With a credit card.” -Jess, about Tara “I feel like Arthur may never call me Aunty Hanni on the fact that I’m his girlfriend and I’m going to be his wife!” -Hanni “I don’t know if I’m going to say this out loud… (Pauses) I’m definitely going to.” -Tara

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. Today we celebrate Tara’s modesty, judge a man’s worth based on their soft drink, and witness a dark horse most foul. “No knickers. Not for you, anyway.” -Hanni, to Tara “Dumbfounded, by the lack of vagina on show!” -Tara “I don’t know who’s taking care of those boys now- Lost at sea, wanking furiously, all alone.” -Tara “If you see somebody at 5 o’clock in the afternoon in Spain drinking wine, they’re probably English.” -Hanni “Do you feel like a man who drinks Coca-Cola in an English bar can afford a taxi from Alhaurin the Great, to Malaga city?” -Jess “The bigger your boobs, the bigger your gin and tonic- That’s how it works.” -Jess “...The previously mentioned Fanta-drinker.” -Hanni “Now, when she says ‘elderly’, she means people that are financially sound.” -Jess “And over 35.” -Hanni

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. Today, you join us in the bath! Not that way, though, don’t make this weird. We announce our Olympic debut in our chosen masteries, we brace for Defcon 1 as Jess considers fasting, and we collect all the Gin colours in a rainbow. “He just waved at the podcast.” -Hanni “...He also said goodbye instead of hello.” -Tara “...Has anyone else seen the movie where there’s three women in a bath and a male receptionist walks in?” -Tara “Gemma, we got a task ahead of us- Get me to Paris. ...By ‘us’ I mean you.” -Jess (Talking about Jess) ”She even downloaded a sobriety app- It was the worst four days of our lives.” -Tara “I’m going to say that is my excuse for drinking wine daily- I just couldn’t eat this Linda McCartney sausage if it didn’t have the perfect Malbec on the side!” -Jess “Juice cleanse isn’t a permanent life choice, whereas-” -Hanni “Tell that to Gwyneth Paltrow.” -Jess “I would say she’s a sidekick.” -Hanni “Sidekicks don’t copy your name!” -Tara “Nor appreciated, nor appease-related.” -Tara “I’m a recovering people-pleaser.” -Tara “We had a friend, once- That’s it, the end.” -Tara “He was working with a guy from Derry-” -Tara “Oh, Jesus… Right, okay, sorry.” -Jess “Fair, fair.” -Tara “That’s it for this episode, 4 minutes in- We’re off on a Gin Safari!” -Tara “I can barely see through my glasses because I stood on them last night.” -Tara “Fuck’s sake, give them to me…” -Hanni “Also they’re filthy.” -Tara “I feel like there’s Middle Age mothers that have seen their Conquistador sons more than you’ve seen this one.” -Jess, to Hanni “Hanni just reminded me-” -Jess “You have a son?” -Hanni “We all know Tara makes great tattoo choices- Have you seen her left tit?” -Hanni “Will you two stop taking elmets in the middle of our podder?” -Tara “It’s not an actual drug!” -Hanni “I’d rather you take an actual drug.” -Tara “Maybe I will!” -Hanni

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza.The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. Today Jess runs through the calculations of population-to-insanity, we revel in bars with patrons as aged as their liquor, and explain that we watched Moulin Rouge for the plot. “I feel like my actual intuition is better than her maths.” -Hanni, about Jess “You neighed at your boyfriend?” -Tara, to Hanni “One man was definitely playing with his lower set of false teeth.” -Hanni “Oh, yes!” -Tara “Wallowing in old men.” -Jess “Doesn’t count- I wasn’t there.” -Tara “Speaking of neighing and whinnying- What about the man that thought he was a horse?” -Hanni “Sitar man and the courtesan, Came up...  with… an evil plan, And I can’t remember what it was, But basically someone was gonna die.” -Jess

Ever wonder what happens when there are only 2 of the trio left alone? We know you do  This season we bring you a new feature....the secret episodes.  Only ever 2 of us at a time, behind the scenes, uncut, unfiltered and unedited - we kick off with Hanni and Tara..sorry Jess!!  Enjoy!

Oh what a year it's been!! We are back and talking all things 2020, well not all but absolutely our fave ex pat FB group moments, fave foodie things, an entirely inappropriate Tinder update, fave places we've been (snort, thanks Ryan Air Raffle) and the usual shenanigans We missed y'all 

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. Today we’ve got our best guest yet: Susan Power, an amazing chef and event coordinator that the shownotes writer shows absolutely no bias towards in the slightest! We go on to plot the seduction of Jean-Claude Van Damme, recall Minecraft-induced Machiavellian drama, reflect on how white everything is, and concoct the perfect curry.  “We used to play the game of ‘What would you like to hear the least about you?’ And we came up with- ‘She was a stout woman.’ ” -Susan  “He absolutely deserved to lose his driving license for drunk driving. (Pause) And getting caught.” -Tara  “The phrase used about him that you wouldn’t want to hear, is ‘He’s an elderly portly gentleman of limited means.’ “ -Tara  “We should probably wonder why we’re still wearing Def Leppard’s lingerie.” -Hanni  “You can do the cocktails for my- Actually no, no. I just tasted your Bloody Mary, no.” -Susan  “Did Carley really find out that you’re moving to Malaga from a conversation about a moyete?” -Susan  “...She’s terrifying!” -Tara  “I was lying in bed, listening to the boys fighting over Minecraft, and it was escalating- And I heard Arthur shout- ‘If you die right now, I will laugh.’ But Malachi came back strongly with ‘I hope you shit your pants.’ “ -Susan  “Again, it’s the oppressed vs the oppressors on this podcast…” -Jess  “She does go on about this- It was only 600 years!” -Susan  “Maggie’s Spit or Swallow today is Tara.” -Jess  “You like Coddle? I’m surprised, because that’s seen as poor people food.” -Susan  “Well it’s- It’s not poor people food, it’s rustic!” -Jess “Oh, look at that reaction!” -Tara  “Even we have boundaries. Not many, but they’re there.” -Tara

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour.  Today we navigate the social labyrinth of handing back oranges, discuss under-the-table clam juice dealers, and experience podcast mutiny.  "I’ll be in the corner with vodka & orange. My chosen breakfast drink.” -Jessica “I’m like you, but funner.” -Hanni to Jessica  “Well, you say we woke up...” -Tara “Came around. It’s different.” -Jessica  “And! The vice president is both black, Asian, woman- She’s got it all!” -Jessica “ ...I think your words were ‘She not only has a womb, but she’s of ethnic minority.’ “ -Tara  “What have you brought to the party, this morning?” -Hanni “My fuckin’ wit.” -Tara

Welcome back to Sunshine, Sherry & Shenanigans! Starring Hanni Martini, Tara Collins, & Jessica Baker Daza. The only thing that’s drier than the wine, is the sharp sense of humour. Today we recover from a Marmite-fuelled haze, provide bulletproof legal advice, confirm that it's not arrogant to prove that we're the best, and worship the holy courgette. “Liver pudding- Sounds stunning when you say it out loud.” -Jessica “I am the least capable I’d say food-wise.” -Tara “But you’re very good at topping up drinks!” -Jessica “Law and Order: Cádiz.” -Tara “Please, officer, I was either breaking the law today or breaking it much worse yesterday because I was fuckin’ smashed.” -Hanni “I can literally see you getting drunk as you speak.” -Hanni “She’s just descending into where I left her at 6 AM.” -Jessica “I do not like an English pub outside of England.” -Hanni “Obviously, because it’s full of English people!” -Jessica “It’s because we’re, as I would say, better.” -Tara