SubwayTakes with Kareem Rahma

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Tom Hiddleston (Avengers: Doomsday, Loki, The Night Manager, Tenzing, and SO MUCH MORE) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on flip flops, happiness vs. meaning, and penalty shootouts in football/soccer! Performances have begun for Much Ado About Nothing, playing a strictly limited 10-week engagement on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre. Visit muchadobroadway.com for tickets. Tom also talks about: - His foot rating on wikiFeet - There are too many street signs - And a song by Patsy Cline that actually is not by Patsy Cline 0:00 Intro 1:24 Tom Hiddleston joins the train 2:20 Take #1 Flip flops in cities are unacceptable 4:03 Is Tom on wikiFeet? 5:31 Kareem exposes his toes on the subway 8:01 Take #2 Happiness is overrated. Meaning is underrated. 12:40 Kareem and Tom don't understand each other's references 13:18 Take #3 There are too many street signs 16:28 Take #4 We are running out of time 19:23 Take #5 Stuttered run ups in penalty shootouts are a disaster. 21:45 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matthew McConaughey (Brothers, Interstellar, The Rivals of Amziah King, The Lost Bus, Dallas Buyers Club, Magic Mike, Mud, and his books Greenlights and Poems & Prayers) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on tipping, taking a dump, and staying young!Matthew also talks about:- His first words ever spoken on film- The need for more embarrassment- And taking insults as compliments 0:00 Intro 1:29 Matthew McConaughey joins the train 1:48 "Alright alright alright" were the first words Matthew McConaughey ever said on film 2:40 A subway rider takes 1 million selfies with Matthew and Kareem 3:05 Take #1 If the tip is included, doesn't the service suffer? 6:32 Take #2 The most underrated part of a good day is droppin' a good deuce in the AM 9:35 Take #3 One of the great secrets of staying young is believing you can do things that proof says otherwise 12:20 Start taking insults as compliments 14:21 A discussion about the assets of vanity 15:31 Take #4 What is this obsession that people have with memory? 18:18 Take #5 Starting a sentence with "honestly"...what the hell is that? 20:33 Bonus Take #1 Sports broadcasters are really getting liberal with their use of adding on -ability to the end of words 21:30 Bonus Take #2 The difference between a beer drunk and a hard liquor drunk is with a beer drunk you can anticipate trouble coming Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Conan O'Brien (Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Conan, Conan O'Brien Must Go, Conan O'Brien Needs a Friend) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on student loans, plastic surgery, and where you should be allowed to talk about your diet! Conan also talks about: His decades of experience in late-night TV Common misconceptions about his height Kareem's fashion choices How to do an Irish jig 0:00 Intro 1:50 Conan O'Brien joins the train 3:45 A conversation about Conan's testicles 4:41 Take #1 All statues should be made out of soap 7:22 Take #2 All celebrity interviews should be done the old fashioned way 11:45 Kareem and Conan do an Irish jig on the subway 14:00 Another TV show is being shot on the subway 17:03 Take #3 I believe in universal student loan forgiveness except for film majors 18:57 Take #4 We should have a separate area for people who want to talk about their diets 20:46 Take #5 I think plastic surgery should be mandatory 23:50 Takes on Takes 26:10 Conan sees his ex-wife on the subway Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ben Affleck (Netflix's Animals, The Rip, Gone Girl, Good Will Hunting, The Town, Argo, The Accountant 1 & 2, Daredevil, Pearl Harbor, need we go on listing his iconic film career?) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on promoting movies, getting bad photographs taken of you, and sad vs. tragic events!Ben also talks about:- Being Kareem's dream guest- Constantly being called Matt Damon- Being boring- And loving Austin Butler 0:00 Intro0:30 Ben Affleck is in TOO MANY good movies0:54 Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest2:41 Ben Affleck joins the train3:04 Take #1 Promoting a movie by doing interviews actually makes it harder for people to like your movie3:54 Ben doesn't think he is illusive4:34 "Love your movies, Ben!"5:20 Ben gets called Matt Damon all the time6:29 Ben thinks he is mostly boring7:04 Ben and Kareem have iPhone faces7:40 Austin Butler praise8:15 Take #2 You should never be photographed eating or smoking9:12 The gum doesn't work...but nicotine pouches do9:30 A subway rider gives Kareem and Ben a Zyn10:25 Kareem is only going to smoke for one year10:52 Why do Ben's pictures overshadow his work? He do be spilling a lot though...12:15 Why Ben Affleck is Kareem's dream guest13:10 Mitch met Ben Affleck today13:22 Ben is the beleaguered man and he is an inspiration to all men14:45 When Kareem started understanding Ben Affleck16:05 Kareem makes Ben Affleck feel known for the first time16:55 Ben's new movie Animals is about performative self17:31 Take #3 Something can be very sad, but not tragic18:27 It's okay to be performative19:20 Young people need to read Sex for Dummies20:25 "So What's Your Take?"21:03 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Javier Bardem (Dune: Part 3, Cape Fear, No Country for Old Men, Skyfall, and a ton more incredible movies) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on hard rock & metal music, climate change, and being a real man!Javier also talks about: - Being introduced to AC/DC by his brother at age 10- The secret to parenting and marriage- And sucking in your gut 0:00 Intro0:28 Javier Bardem was the dad in The Little Mermaid and is married to Penélope Cruz0:45 Javier might be the hottest man alive1:26 Javier Bardem joins the train1:30 A subway dancer joins the show2:34 Take #1 Hard Rock & Metal music is the best genre of music of them all, with the best fans and the best audience3:45 Javier's brother introduced him to Highway to Hell by AC/DC5:30 AC/DC might be the greatest rock band of all time5:35 How do you like to listen to music?6:45 We don't make mixtapes for people anymore7:47 Take #2 Climate change is not a future problem, it's happening as we are talking8:43 Climate change is not a political issue9:57 Why rich people are obsessed with going to outer space10:40 Is that what aliens sound like?11:55 Take #3 being constantly connected is far from being present13:40 Do you ever suck in a little bit?15:33 Parental advice from Javier Bardem17:15 Javier's secret to a long marriage17:45 Take #4 A real man is the one who treats women with the respect and care they deserve18:37 A real man takes care of his mom until the day she dies19:27 Men could not handle pregnancy20:04 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Andrew Garfield (The Uprising, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Social Network, Artificial and SO many great films and shows!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on DJs, how to be a real man, and treating dogs better than humans!Andrew also talks about:- Live theater about to make a comeback- Mudslinging- The importance of silence- And SubwayTakes' negative effect on society! 0:00 Intro 0:31 Andrew Garfield was Spider-Man and he's British 1:55 Andrew Garfield joins the train 2:35 Take #1 You can't call yourself a DJ unless you use physical records 3:57 We need a new word for whatever DJs are now 4:40 Take #2 SubwayTakes is creating more division in our culture 6:10 How do we deal with the anxiety of being in public 7:30 Andrew changes his take! 8:15 There's an evil version of SubwayTakes 8:30 Take #3 Kareem needs to integrate his shadow side 9:07 Take #4 Boys don't cry, but real men do 9:55 How many times a year does Andrew and Kareem cried? 11:37 Persian rug makers 12:25 Take #5 Your deepest wound is your greatest gift 13:10 Take #6 We are more humane to our dogs than our parents and our friends 15:20 A subway rider wants a picture with Andrew but not Kareem 15:45 Take #7 We should bring back literal mudslinging as a ritual 16:25 Andrew hasn't seen The Purge 17:04 Take #8 Silence, quiet, and space are the last big commodities 17:40 Bonus Take #1 Live theater is going to be the next big f*cking thing 18:58 Bonus Take #2 Humans can actually be really great 19:20 Takes on Takes 22:15 The Rizzler knows what's up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Ms. Rachel (Ms. Rachel - Toddler Learning Videos, Wiggle and Learn, & You Are Still the One) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down her hottest takes on nursery rhymes, Mr. Rogers, and pigeons! Ms. Rachel also talks about: - How caring for children makes a better world - How we can care for and help the children in Gaza - NYC needing a coffee shop run by puppets - And making up songs with your kids Enjoy :) Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. 0:00 Intro 0:26 Ms. Rachel is the Mr. Rogers of Today 1:27 Ms, Rachel joins the train 1:46 Take #1 Some nursery songs and kids' songs need to be retired 3:22 Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater needs to go 4:05 Why are we still singing racist kids' songs? 5:00 Father Kareem's nursery rhymes 5:42 Take #2: Mr. Rogers was political 7:06 Mr. Rogers was against the nuclear arms race! 7:47 Mr. Rogers testified in front of the Senate! 9:25 The craziest rumors about Ms. Rachel 10:00 Favorite old school films 11:50 Switching trains song 12:12 Taking candy from strangers 12:38 Take #3 No child should be in an immigration detention center ever 14:10 "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe" 15:16 The tragedies towards children in Gaza 18:55 Take #4 We should be nicer to pigeons 19:30 Pigeons mate for life 20:08 Parrots are too smart 21:21 Take #5 There should be a coffee shop in New York City run by puppets 22:30 The world is not child/family friendly 23:20 If we took care of kids 0-3, we'd have the most amazing world 24:09 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Benny Blanco (Music producer for hit songs by Justin Bieber, Ed Sheeran, Selena Gomez, Katy Perry, Maroon 5, and more, the Friends Keep Secrets podcast with Lil Dicky, and new book F*ck Failure) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on old people having social media, farting in your close relationships, and responding to birthday texts. Benny also talks about: His mom inviting Britney Spears to stay at their house Looking hot on The Orient Express John Mayer's wonderful birthday messages And dressing as Kareem for Halloween Enjoy :) Watch more SubwayTakes Uncut episodes here: Playlist Link Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. Credits: Host - Kareem Rahma Created By - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers - Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers - Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers - Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators - Thomas Kasem, Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage - Jake Lazovick Still Photographer - Maria Sakr Editor - Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer - Dean White Sound Editor - Joey Magee Title and Graphics Design - Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music - Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork - Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of - www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks - Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:28 Who is Benny Blanco? 1:11 Why does Benny want to be on SubwayTakes? 1:42 Benny Blanco joins the train 1:45 Take #1: People 65 and older should not be allowed to have social media anymore 2:35 Old people are getting duped on Facebook 4:05 A Subway rider remembers Kareem from an old Frankenstein video 5:20 Benny has cute feet and shows them 5:55 Take #2: Farting in relationships should be completely normalized 7:09 You can't just do a one man fart show 7:35 Women only fart when they're sleeping 8:58 Take #3: Humans should stay down here and not up there 9:45 Benny takes the ocean to Europe 10:52 You need to look hot on The Orient Express 11:35 Collecting necklaces 12:12 Kareem and Benny are going to be each other for Halloween 12:52 This is the best day of Benny's life 13:30 Take #4: You shouldn't have to respond to any birthday texts 15:30 John Mayer gives the best birthday messages 16:20 Take #5: I wish every concert was no more than 15 minutes long 17:45 Benny's mom has requests for the band 18:15 Britney Spears is always welcome at Benny's mom's house 19:57 Takes on takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Stavros Halkias (Tony, Stavvy's World, Bugonia, Tires) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his hottest takes on ugly people in movies, circumcision, and what Kareem should do with SubwayTakes! Stavvy also talks about: His legendary run in movies right now Regrowing foreskin Kareem's sky high self esteem And going to Greek Orthodox church mixers Enjoy :) Subscribe for new episodes every week featuring artists, comedians, writers, and New Yorkers sharing their real opinions on the subway. Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created by: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Thomas Kasem, Jake Lazovick, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:26 Stavvy is on a legendary run 1:02 Stavros is here! 2:43 Stavvy joins the train 2:45 "Take" #1 Stop circumcising kids and cutting off a little piece of their pen*s as soon as they're born 3:50 We have the technology to regrow foreskin 4:43 Are our heroes cut? 5:57 Take #1 Kareem should stop doing SubwayTakes 7:20 Stavvy says Kareem shouldn't be at The Oscars 8:38 A subway rider gives a take to Stavvy 9:59 Stavvy and Kareem have the same job 10:40 What happened to journalism? 11:20 Take #2 Kareem will never look anything like Antonio Banderas 13:25 Take #3: We need more ugly people in movies 14:34 Take #4 Kareem needs glasses 15:14 Take #5 They make you do too many takes on SubwayTakes 16:00 Kareem's take: The worst part of the wedding is the part where you have to dance 16:50 If you're dancing at the club, you're trying to f*ck 17:32 Stavvy's Greek Orthodox church mixer stories 18:38 Takes on Takes 20:40 Was Colonel Sanders secretly Asian? 22:21 Kareem was trying to be a metrosexual  23:20 Stavvy is offer only 23:35 Stavvy is pushing the stick to the limit 24:20 Being fat wasn't what was holding you back 25:23 Kareem's self esteem is CRAZY 26:42 Take 6: Ocean's 11 is awesome 26:45 Take 7: Ocean's 12 is pretty good too 26:20 Take 8: Ocean's 13 is actually better than Ocean's 12 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In this episode of SubwayTakes Uncut, Matty Matheson (The Bear, Cookin Somethin, Just a Dash, It's Suppertime!) sits down with Kareem Rahma and breaks down his 4 hottest takes on English breakfast, texting, breakfast for dinner, pets, and why all males should get vasectomies from birth. Matty also talks about: -Giving an Emmy speech win for The Bear -His hilarious vasectomy story -How pancakes are not breakfast food -That he isn't allowed to email anymore -And that service animals should not be allowed on planes Enjoy :) Credits: Host: Kareem Rahma Created By: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Executive Producers: Kareem Rahma & Andrew Kuo Producers: Tyler Christie & Rose Gendelman Associate Producers: Ramy Shafi, Tian Sippel, & Madyson Hearsh Camera Operators: Tian Sippel, Jake Lazovick, Maksim Axelrod, & Tyler Christie Interstitial Footage: Jake Lazovick Still Photographer: Maria Sakr Lead Editor: Tyler Christie Re-Recording Mixer: Dean White Title and Graphics Design: Emily Chin-Longobardi Theme Music: Tyler McCauley Thumbnail Artwork: Zack Evans Additional Music Courtesy Of: www.epidemicsound.com Special Thanks: Metropolitan Transportation Authority 0:00 Intro 0:38 How Matty got on The Bear 2:00 Matty Matheson joins the train 3:09 Matt gave the Emmy speech for The Bear 4:22 Take #1 - All biolocial males should get a vasectomy at birth 6:35 Matty's vasectomy story 9:48 Take #2 The only breakfast is a full English breakfast 12:25 Matty and Kareem's daily breakfast 13:25 Pancakes are not breakfast 13:47 Matty goes off on eating biscuits and gravy for breakfast 14:22 Breakfast for dinner debate 15:47 Take #3 No one should text anymore 16:32 Show a meme in real life 17:40 Matty isn't allowed to email executives 18:34 Take #4 People who have pets are not mentally sound 21:10 Service animals shouldn't be allowed on planes 21:55 Humans are so much better than pets 22:40 Matty's COO has a half dead dog 23:43 Takes on Takes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices