Don't Be a Newb

This week, Gaspare gets a new moniker from someone online, before going through first date advice. The boys clap back at some haters and find out where to buy Ecoli.  This episode is brought to you by Better Help. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCIALSTUDIES, and get on your way to being your best self.

This week, Joe reveals his spicy birthday calling card and Gaspare spends the night in a grocery store, before doing a deep dive in some of the wildest parent emails shared from patreon members. Then the boys discuss the finer details of trouser prints.  Support the show & get 10% off of Hero Bread at https://www.hero.co with code SOCIAL

This week, Gaspare and Joe exchange earthquake stories, Lucy tries football, and Gaspare tells his kids about eclipse rats. Joe learns something about the theater from Gaspare for a change and the guys do a few rounds of "would you rather."

This week, Joe and Gas celebrate almost two years of podcasting bliss by revisiting Gaspare's first ever appearance on the show!

This week, Joe talks some wedding talk before Gaspare stops a fight with nothing but teacher skills and a cup of yogurt. The guys debate the sporting life before reading an all time hilarious listener email.   Support the show and get 50% off your 1st Factor box, plus 20% off your next box. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/SOCIALSTUDIES50 and use code SOCIALSTUDIES50    Support the show and get 10% off your entire order. Go to https://www.thefreezepipe.com and use code SOCIAL

Joe tells tales from the "happiest place on earth" aka Baltimore and finds a hill to die on with a passionate fan. Gaspare gets a new tattoo and goes over his house rules before showing a friend his deck.  This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCIALSTUDIES and get on your way to being your best self

This week, the boys make a big announcement, before digging into 90's kid TV shows, the dancing plague of the 1500's, evolution, and everyone's favorite objects; doors and wheels.  Support the show and get up to 40% off Beam’s Dream Powder. Head to https://www.shopbeam.com/social and use code SOCIAL.

This week, Joe reads to a school full of kids before discovering something incredible in his basement. Gaspare does a deep dive on the Iron lung before answering some questions submitted from patreon members, including what star signs they find attractive. Support the show and get 50% off your Factor order at https://www.factormeals.com with code SOCIALSTUDIES50 Support the show & get 55% off your Babbel subscription at https://www.babbel.com/SOCIAL

This week, Gaspare and Joe discuss the finer points of Prince Albert Piercings and binky ceremonies. The guys read about some insane classroom hijinks before wondering how much is eating a live cockroach worth? Support the show & get up to 40% off of Beam’s Dream Powder. Head to https://www.beam.com/SOCIAL and use code SOCIAL at checkout

This week, Joe and Gas discuss the culinary details of strip clubs and consult a very special patreon member for the answer to a very difficult question. Gaspare gets to the bottom of presidential privates and Joe considers doing wedgie stuff for money.    Support the show and get 10% off your entire order. Go to https://www.thefreezepipe.com and use code SOCIAL This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCIALSTUDIES and get on your way to being your best self