Royally Screwed podcast

Royally Screwed

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In which two Americans learn everything they can about British history in the most American way possible: by watching television. Grab the popcorn, renew your streaming services, and join Abby and Danny as we watch historical British TV and parse out what really happened, what didn't, and relive the greatest moments of British history, all without leaving the couch.

20 episodios

Weekend at Henry’s (The Spanish Princess s1e8)
25/1/2022
1:11:29
Look. Sometimes, doing things is hard. So many of the statements in this episode are no longer true (such as, but not limited to, “there was no royalty news this week” or “next week is Christmas). But much like the appearance of ghosts in this episode, better late than never! Abby and Danny are here to recap the final episode of the first season of The Spanish Princess. Will Catherine of Aragon embrace her destiny? Will Margaret Beaufort finally confirm that Catherine and Arthur had sex?? Was any of this show historically accurate??? All this plus: "what's in the box?"TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 8: DestinyHistory Lesson: The Death of Henry VII and the Rise of Henry VIII: How It Actually HappenedRoyally Screwed is hosted by Abby and Danny. This episode was edited by Danny.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
Animorphs: The Bear Queen (The Spanish Princess s1e7)
14/12/2021
1:23:22
Oy! Abby and Danny’s ADoyHD is in full force this episode, as we contemplate whether Catherine of Aragon should STAY in England or GO home! All of her friends and enemies have an opinion to register, except for Edmund de la Pooooooooooool, who has come to Maggie Pole in her time of greatest need (aka moments before and/or after and/or during sending her kids away) and is ready to strike! The entire saga is told in the Tudors classic “All Too Well (7 Year Version) (Catherine’s Version).” Be sure to stick around for the post-credits scene to see if Thanos and Henry VIII will finally team up. Is this podcast really as incoherent as this paragraph? Or is it just Danny’s crappy audio? TUNE IN TO FIND OUT! All this plus: Queen Elizabeth II is an animorph.TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 7: All Is LostHistory Lesson: Catherine of Aragon as the Spanish Ambassador (aka “Well, Actually, The Spanish Princess…”)Royally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
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The British Royal History Cinematic Universe (BRHCU) (The Spanish Princess s1e6)
7/12/2021
1:24:44
Oy! This episode sees us branching out, to explore other corners of the British Royal History Cinematic Universe. Specifically, the rest of Ferdinand and Isabella’s children, as Joanna washes up on England’s shores and shakes things up for Catherine and company. Everyone sees an opportunity to use her to advance their agenda, but who will reign victorious? (Spoiler alert: not Maggie Pole.) In our history lesson, Abby introduces the children of Ferdinand and Isabella and the awful mistreatment of Joanna. We are soberly reminded that pretty much all historical figures are, in actuality, Very Bad. But don’t worry, because Queen Elizabeth II is going to grow tentacles, so that’s cool, at least?TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 6: A Polite KidnappingHistory Lesson: The Spanish Succession CrisisRoyally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss (The Spanish Princess s1e5)
17/11/2021
1:28:17
Guten tag! This week on Royally Screwed, everyone’s got BOY PROBLEMS! Whether an arranged marriage with a fool, an enemy that turns out to be a hottie, or being in a love triangle with your boyfriend and his dad…we’ve all been there. Meanwhile, in British history, Abby shares Margaret Beaufort’s five easy steps to girlboss your way to the top. All you need is to be born a Lancastrian heiress, make yourself a player in the Wars of the Roses, and a 10,000 bell down payment to Tom Nook….wait, sorry, that’s just our Animal Crossing obsession seeping in. All of this plus: THE DE LA POLES ARE CANCELLED.TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 5: Heart versus DutyHistory Lesson: How to Be a Bad Bitch by Margaret BeaufortContent Warnings: 16:45-19:45: abortion discussion; 49:25-54:45: discussion of forced underage marriage, marital rape, and difficult childbirth as a childRoyally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
The Big Whammy Doesn’t Chill (The Spanish Princess s1e4)
9/11/2021
1:30:34
‘uzzah! It’s time to address the aftermath of the death of a queen and King Henry has left a lot of questions unanswered. Are the Tudors cursed? Will Lina and Oviedo run away together? Why is Fake Thomas Boleyn everywhere? Just as chaos is about to descend, Henry bids his inexplicable lion companion farewell and tweets an update that will have the kingdom talking for days! But don’t worry! The Big Whammy is here to distract us from the woes of the royal family. After all, don’t we all just want to have a good time?! All this plus: we make fun of a guy named Lambert.TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 4: the Battle for HarryHistory Lesson: Plantagenet Pretenders Lambert Simnel and Perkin WarbeckRoyally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
Am I Pregernat? (The Spanish Princess s1e3)
26/10/2021
1:20:09
Oy! Is Catherine of Aragon pregnant? Westminster Danny and Downton Abby are on the case, with a little help from sex-ed expert and conspiracy theorist extraordinaire, Margaret Beaufort. Meanwhile, Prince Harry enjoys some swordplay, Princess Meg drops some sick burns, and Queen Elizabeth gains the gift of foresight……RIP. In tribute, Abby offers a history lesson on the woman that was daughter, sister, niece, and wife of the king and we continue to muddle our way through the pile of Richards and Edwards left behind by the Wars of the Roses. All this plus: ghosts!TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 3: An Audacious PlanHistory Lesson: Elizabeth of YorkRoyally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
Ludlow: Bone Zone (The Spanish Princess s1e2)
20/10/2021
1:08:57
Oy! Abby and Danny are together for a Midwestern adventure and live podcasting as we dive into the second episode of The Spanish Princess. Join us as we meet Princess Meg and her maneuverings to avoid marrying James IV (aka “Jiv”), learn the secrets to Oviedo’s good looks, and bite our nails alongside the rest of the kingdom as we anxiously await updates on whether Catherine and Arthur have successfully sexed. Then, we learn the real history of Arthur, Prince of Wales and second inductee into the Royally Screwed Hall of Queer Icons.TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 2: Fever DreamHistory Lesson: The Life and Tragedy of Prince Arthur TudorThe dress, as referenced in our episode discussion: https://encyclopodia.net/2021/10/20/ludlow-bone-zone-the-spanish-princess-s1e2/Royally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
Duolingo Owl Demands Latin (The Spanish Princess s1e1)
12/10/2021
1:15:59
Oy! Abby and Danny are back for a new season of Royally Screwed! Join us as we watch The Spanish Princess and discover the story of Catherine of Aragon before her tragic appearance on The Tudors. In this episode, we muddle our way through a pile of Margarets, Henrys, and Edmunds, we take a definitive stance on Adam Driv…..uhh, Richard III, and we risk it all for Oviedo, who is beautiful in every way. Our journey to the new kingdom has begun, but don’t forget your umbrella! The British have 37 different words for “rain.”TV Episode: The Spanish Princess, season 1, episode 1: The New WorldHistory Lesson: The Tudors and the Trastamaras: Who’s Who?Royally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
A Séance for Anne Boleyn’s Ghost at the Mars Cheese Castle (The Tudors season 1 review)
9/6/2021
1:38:37
Oy! Abby and Danny got together one more time before summer vacation to relive the highs and lows of the first season of the Tudors. Oh, and they did so in the same place, how fun is that! We chatted about the royal family’s latest shenaningans, ranked all 37 of the major characters from season 1 of the Tudors, and then put our knowledge to the test with a final exam. But, like, a fun exam. This isn’t like school, it’s a fun podcast. Really. All this plus: the inherent romance of earwax!Royally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia
Medieval Milk Market (The Tudors s1e10)
26/5/2021
1:18:54
‘ewwo! We’ve made it to the season finale of the first season of The Tudors! In this unsettling episode, we avert our gaze as Sir Thomas More’s extremism reaches a new….extreme, we laugh at the Scheming Schemers whose monkey’s have begun to curl their paws, and we end #TallisWatch, as we experience the bisexual icon in his glory one final time. Then, Abby gives a history lesson about the complexities and philosophies of the mind of Sir Thomas More. All this plus: Muppet Baby William Shakespeare!TV Episode: The Tudors, season 1, episode 10: The Death of WolseyHistory Lesson: The Wit and Wisdom of Sir Thomas MoreRoyally Screwed is hosted by Abby Gleason and Danny Pirtle and edited by Abby Gleason.Keep up with everything happening with the podcast by following Royally Screwed on Twitter (www.twitter.com/RoyalScrewedPod) or checking out our website (www.encyclopodia.net/RoyallyScrewed)!Royally Screwed is a part of the Encyclopodia Network. Find other people talking about the things they love and support the network:Website: www.encyclopodia.netTwitter: www.twitter.com/EncyclopodiaNetPatreon: www.patreon.com/encyclopodia

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