50. Shitcoins Keep You Young

Hard Pork - when someone says “well bitcoin has to hard fork any for 2106, therefor we should add….”

Our plan to enslave any future Mars miners

The code is not the protocol. Your subconscious knows this but your conscious doesn’t. If the code was the protocol then crashing in 2106 would be the protocol. The protocol lives in us, not in the computer.

I forgot to upload this episode last week and I don’t remember what we spoke about

After holding a microstrategy board room meeting where it’s revealed that Saylor is a huge Raleigh Bitcoin fan, we shoot lasers into the asshole of Mercury to create gold

Bitcoin is the cure for financial cancer

I haven't read any of the sec stuff about the etf because I don't want to kill myself

Jared yesterday “So this idea isn’t fully This idea is like going to Taco Bell at midnight ordering a chalupa with fire sauce then running barefoot through the woods to get home before your wife realizes you were gone

Plans for 2024 boy toy calendar of Bitcoin influencers. Pics must include height referential objects so we know how tall they are

If all the bitcoin meetups are branches off the same tree, the Raleigh meetup is the drunk golfer peeing on the roots of the tree.