S5 Ep108: I Love You, But Just Knock It Off

This week Jodie and Celia provide salvation for parents and kids who are hardcore struggling with Common Core math: the phenomenal Kyne! Kyne is the magical Canadian Drag Race contestant who began her drag career while studying mathematics. During the pandemic, she realized that her mathematical prowess multiplied by her fabulousness could be used for good by helping parents and students tacking “new” aka nonsensical math. The result is her wildly popular TikTok @kyneonline that makes math fun, relevant, and incredibly creative. All this, plus the Never Thought Theorum: (chonuts+cockroaches)*mummified cats = insanity YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

Happy Pride Month! This week the ladies are joined by Lance Bass and Michael Turchin! This past October the couple welcomed twins making them new dads smack in the middle of the pandemic! Together, the four parents talk about IVF, surrogacy, birthdays, and Bar Mitzvahs. Plus, the men share a “Never Thought I’d Say This” that we never thought we’d hear.  YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

Jodie and Celia find a kindered spirit in Emily Haswell courtesy of TikTok. Emily has been sharing her own version of all the things she never thought she would say prior to having a baby. Not to be out done, the ladies take these observations and level up with stories of mother-in-laws, inappropriate touching, and silence of the lambs references.  YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

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Jodie and Celia get more serious than usual this week. They discuss parenting through heartbreak, loss, and love. Both ladies get way out of their comfort zone only to, ultimately, come crashing back to the place they feel most comfortable… in the land of badass vegetables where idiocy is always in season. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

This week Jodie and Celia are joined by Nicole Alvarez. Nicole is a single mom who has been a staple in the alternative rock community and in LA radio for almost 2 decades, having grown up on air at the legendary KROQ! The ladies talk about mom guilt, birthday parties and, of course, LOL dolls. Plus Celia demonstrates some free counseling and Jodie shares that learning to stop hitting the tennis ball when you’re not interested in playing is the ultimate game changer. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

Jodie and Celia, having just watched the Netflix series Old Enough, chat about what kids are truly capable of doing. They discuss how kids are given autonomy in different cultures, how watching your child navigate the world is both wonderful and torturous, and how letting go of control is a never ending parenting battle. All this plus Jodie creates a new label for today’s teen fashion and Celia is saved by the bundt cake at the Stamos house. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

This week the ladies talk about the silent epidemic of teen depression. This is an episode that no parent should miss as the rate of depression in teens is now at an all time high. There are many reasons and many consequences for our kids so the more information parents have, the better. It’s a serious topic for sure, but have no fear, somehow boobies still find their way into the conversation. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

This week, Jodie and Celia talk about the role of a stay-at-home parent. What duties  that role should and should NOT include, and how one mom’s story brought out a whole lot of their inner pettiness. Cause these two… they got alllll the time in the world to be petty. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]

This week the ladies go over some phrases that can be used to improve relationships with kids. Celia is a bit over-emotional and under-clothed, while Jodie gets into it about being called out. Plus, “Street Jodie” makes an appearance as does her stomach. YouTube: Never Thought I’d Say This  Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis Email: [email protected]