COME ON THE BLUES!!! No Offence Queensland

As usual when David Walliams comes on the show, chaos ensues. We also cover dating billboards, sending out wedding non-invites (don't save the dates!) and of course Wippa gives a tip or two how to get out of boring conversations, so helpful Wip!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is cheating to get back at someone fair? Some of us on our team seem to think so... yikes! Plus Kate reveals what code names she has Chris Hemsworth and Chris Martin saved as in her phone and Fitz tells a hilarious story about how a coppa got scammed on Facebook Marketplace.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

...or you will die. Japan's population have been suffering a high number of heart attacks and to curb this, they passed a laughing law to make everyone relax a little. Flawless plan, Fitzy's son Hewie has started his own side hustle out of Fitzy's house and we LOVE to hear about people living double lives, and we got a banger today!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is this the craziest thing you’ve ever heard? An Aussie man has posted a selfie with his newborn to Instagram before his wife had even woken up from her C-section surgery. Should he have waited?! Plus Fitzy’s got a hilarious story about a super loose uncle and Kate reveals the worst thing she’s ever eaten.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Queen of Pop Kylie Minogue joined us live and revealed what it was really like to kiss Jason Donovan all those years ago on Neighbours. Wippa tells us an awkward story from one dinner he had and no hate to the listeners with lisps out there but Wippa and Lisa can’t stop laughing at you guys. And let's be real guy, naming your child after an ex, no matter what the reason is, is ALWAYS going to end badly.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

All this after telling Hemsworth and his co-star Brian Tyree Henry about her experience with Transformers that involved her ex-husbands. We had to roll out the red carpet this week as we had Colin Farrell join the show, Larry Emdur co-hosting and, how could we forget, Michelle The Minx. Headline Off made its grand return and we put and new twist on Out of Context Kate!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

How are we so lucky to have such a prestigious award winner call in and regale us of his visit to Government House. In true Hamish Blake fashion, the man missed the part where it was an extremely formal event and may have underdressed...you'll get them next time Ham. Also Wippa got attend as emotional support and got something for all his effort, in a non-condescending of course!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We are talking about those petty people who demand to be paid back after not securing a 2nd date, this is the kind of petty we do not ride with. We were on our best behaviour for A Current Affair host, Ally Langdon co-hosting with us, terrified she would unleash an ACA exposé on us. Wippa is caught with his pants down as our guest Shaun Micallef pops in to talk about his new show Shaun Micallef's Origin Odyssey, catch it on SBS and SBS on demand from Tuesday. And Sydney Swans Ruckman Brodie Grundy joins us before his big match against Port Adelaide in the Preliminary Finals, UP THE SWANNIES!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

And yes...we are judging. Fitzy is fascinated by the Narwee, 32 year old man who was the mastermind behind a Ghost network. Diving deeper the man had millions in crypto and a Mercedes Benz but still only slept in a single bed. This led to Fitzy's own investigation across Sydney to find who else has not graduated from a single bed yet...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gwyneth Paltrow is at it again – her wellness website Goop is officially recommending kids eat dirt to improve their gut health. It feels as if we may have peaked as a society with this one ladies and gentlemen.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.