The Bear | S27E3: I'm Gonna Kumquat!

It's the season finale and the big question is: will true love or the evil sphere conquer all? You'll need sex-ray vision to see how this all ends (hint: there's vanilla-flavored lube involved)—so tune in!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

The time has cum to bust some balls/spheres but Egon, Janine, and Peter aren't going down without a fight. Bonus: a high-speed chase and a body slam.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Ray discovers the truth about the sphere's dark history and Peter, Janine, and Egon are overcome by their special powers (sexy and otherwise). There's only one way to stop them and it's not gonna be pretty. Bonus: ASMR audio from Lyndsay because she's recording from her house where her baby is sleeping.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Egon and Peter admit to the team their special, sphere-induced powers, and Janine takes it as an opportunity to let Egon read her (dirty) mind resulting in an electric lab hookup.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

The Nutbusters discover that the golden sphere is doing...strange (and sexy) things to the team and they're intent on getting to the bottom of it—and maybe onto some other bottoms as well. Wink.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

It's a brand new season, a brand new fandom, and a brand new way to measure horniness (PKE has a whole new meaning now!). Join the nut and ghostbusting shenanigans as a demonic entity threatens to destroy a book store and an ancient, rockhard relic is found. Bonus: spooge/splooge throwers.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

As the Paris trip reaches its sexpiration date, our horny chefs find themselves wet in more ways than one, and in the most unlikely—and unholy—of places. It's a story finale for the cookbooks!Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

Hungry? Horny? Perfect! It's night one of Carmy and Syd's big restaurant takeover in Paris and everything is comin' out tasty until there's a SURPRISE DINER from Sydney's past. Uh oh or ooh la la? Listen to find out.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

We're putting the amuse in 'amuse-bouche' with episode two of our "The Bear" story which finds our lovers (or les amoureux in French; ooh la la!) in a truly steamy situation...and we're not talking about cooking. Bonus: our huge, girthy confusion over a mention of the CIA.Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.

If you can't take the heat, get out of this new season! It's a bear-y fun story featuring everyone's favorite Chicago chefs, Sydney and Carmy (ship name: Chef's Kiss) as they take their love affair abroad to Paris for a restaurant takeover. Trust us, this story has all the ingredients for a mouth-watering season. Get wet and wild with us in our free, private FB group—The Fanny Pack—OR—if you're extra horny and want more steamy content, join our Patreon.