Episode 87 - Melted Children

It is our centenary episode! Yes, we've made it to 100 full episodes without any slippage in the the level of professionalism or critical thinking we're so famous for. This episode runs the gamut, with absolute bangers, forgotten gems, awful landfillcore, and some special buzzer sounds. Plus, we finally ask "who was the owl afterall"? We're nearly two thirds through the grand project so, if you're new here, you've got some serious catching up!

99 is a big number. You know what the next one is right?! That probably explains why we're all a bit weird and giddy at the start of this. This week we've come over all dictionary corner as we learn what JLS really stands for, and how you properly spell Derulo. Oh and how Mungo Jerry sealed Elvis' fate.

We're gonna blow this conspiracy wide open! Did you know that Wales is more important than... what? Oh thats not what you should say today mate. And also this is the episode where we give someone a very unfortunate nickname. Sorry Diana (not that Diana, despite the Wales connection). I'm sure this all seems very vague but it'll make sense what you've heard it.

Well without wanting to spoil the entire show, realistically we could have done this whole thing in 25 minutes. Had we been more brutal, swift and ruthless with our inevitable judgments, we could all have had time for an extra pint. Oh and Liam saw the northern lights... which was nice.

In which our intrepid heroes once again open the tomb of pop's past (and passed) and dust their bones for treasure. Craig reveals himself as a hater, Liam shares a celeb story from his party days, and we find out just what Fergie (not that one) was thinking about aviation technologies.

Without wanting to spoil the tracks of the weeks, gosh are we in for something weird. Bizarre duets, massive teeth, the strangest EP in the history of pop, we pop to Southport for a prawn ring, and we meet some of the cast of Friends. Yes, its a strange week... whats new?!

Gosh. Matt describes the aural experience of flicking your teeth, Craig shares his thoughts on a very 'challenging' individual, Liam gets triggered by tripe TV, and the chaos of the world generally gets to us all. Plus the worlds greatest laugh!

YES! Can you believe it!? It is officially (not officially) the best episode of any podcast in the world ever. Remember that podcast that cured cancer? Or that one that ushered in a new era of world peace? Or that one that gave every listener 500 pounds? Well, this episode is better! We can't identify which is the big one or the little one, we reintroduce ourselves to Frank Iphone, and we even go for a spin on the Waltzers!

Well I only uploaded the wrong episode didn't I? Some of you have had a sneak peek of next week's best ever episode, but alas you'll have to wait until it drops properly. Until then, you'll have to content yourself with a dive into a lot of 1970s, some actually decent tunes, and David Cameron's all time favourite: Oink!

Well there's one tune in here that is the absolutely perfect for the time of year. And there's a lot of twaddle here too. Liam gets dragged into a dutch wormhole, we land one of the best tracks we've ever had on the show, and Craig goes to the wall to defend his deepest love.