E2 #69 - What Would You Do If I Was There Right Now? …On Winky Island [Patreon Preview]

King Billy Goodtime (Branson), Good King Weaselbarrow (Charles), and Duke Terry Tucker Toledo (Elliott) arrive at Horsement Island's Tropical Crazy Resort and make some magnificent cocktails. Full campaign on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118427309

Car Salesman Horton Rappaport (Charles) and dealership owner Bunsen Burnside (Branson) help various customers (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Our answers to all the questions from this year's Q&A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/118100800

NFL Films' Dirk Dougmeyer (Charles) embeds in the locker room with the Providence The Dracula, gaining unfiltered access to head coach Flint Cleanwater (Branson), defensive coordinator Gladys “Fatback” Shuggle (Nate Fisher @BozoMode), offensive coordinator John David Parker Buttcheeks Wilson (Will Sennett @Senn_Spud), and quarterback Samson Sarsaparilla (Andrew). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Charles welcomes Chef Woopsie Doopsie, Christmas organization expert Steven Keeled, bible salesman Shooter Roundtree, tree expert Hashman, Kirby Shorty the shy medium, and more (Andrew, Branson) for his 2nd annual holiday special. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117632428

Clown college instructor Mr. Wieners (Andrew) discusses the art of clowning with students Bean Atkinson (Branson) and Zobo (Charles). Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117376416

Mr. Drama (Andrew), Caden 2 Milli (Branson), and Paper Chaser (Charles) look up Illuminati in the encyclopedia, debate if money is cursed cause there's ghosts on it, and discuss their plans to leave L.A. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/117164269

Pinball Sports personality Tony Ropes (Andrew) interviews country superstar Bryden Brantley (Charles) and his mother (Branson) about his contentious breakup with podcaster Kelly Shoestring (Alana). E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast

Rylan plans to order a dish called "The Temptation of Saint Anthony (Patron of the Butchers)" at a French restaurant. And once, for an elementary school writing assignment, he tried to pass off the lyrics of Sum 41's Fat Lip as his own. Full episode on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/116701915

The prophet Zumuwusular (Branson) and his cousin Hylumynomer (Andrew) try to convert mud-brick maker Chris (Charles) to their new religion. E1 on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/e1podcast