765: Ehsan Ahmad

Ehsan Ahmad, hilarious comic, re-joins the DTFH. It's just two dudes living their best lives! Don't worry about the buckets. Did you want those cards valued?Check out EhsanComedy.com for more info on Ehsan, including his upcoming dates!Texas family! Duncan is coming to Hyena's Comedy Nightclub in Dallas on September 18! One night only! Click here to get your tickets now.Then, the next night, Duncan will be at Hyena's Comedy Nightclub in Forth Worth on September 19! Also one night only! Click here to get tickets for the Forth Worth show. Thank you, and we love you!!This episode is brought to you by: Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Head to FactorMeals.com/duncan50off and use code duncan50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026.

It's Friday! We'll do what it takes to make you feel good, boss! Get those shoes off and we'll get on your tootsies with our mouths.Texas family! Duncan is coming to Hyena's Comedy Nightclub in Dallas on September 18! One night only! Click here to get your tickets now. Thank you, and we love you!! Forth Worth family, he's coming your way next!Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: Ultra is the ultimate guilt-free pouch — delivering instant focus and mental clarity, without nicotine or caffeine. New customers can use code DUNCAN to get 15% off at TakeUltra.com. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you. Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now and use code DUNCAN to turn five bucks into three hundred in bonus bets if your bet wins. Right now when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold you get the third FREE with promo code DUNCAN. You will also receive an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information.

There ain't no accidents! If you're here it's because your heart is open and your back is strong! Heart like a firefly, immune to SPs, corrosive to thetans!Seattle family! Duncan is playing Emerald City Comedy Club starting TONIGHT! September 4, 5 & 6! Click here for tickets.Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: Visit BrooklynBedding.com and use promo code DUNCAN for 30% off sitewide. You can support the DTFH show and let them know we sent you in the survey after checkout! Cut your wireless bill to 15 bucks a month at MintMobile.com/Duncan. That’s it there’s no catch. Ready to upgrade your wallet and maybe your ride? For a limited time only head to Ridge.com and use code DUNCAN at checkout for 10% off your order AND a chance to win Ridge’s biggest sweepstakes ever, a Lamborghini Huracan Sterrato, a Hennessey Velociraptor, A Ford Bronco or $100,000 in cash. No purchase necessary to enter, but every dollar you spend gets you more entries. That’s Ridge.com and use DUNCAN. After you purchase, they will ask you where you heard about them. PLEASE support our show and tell them our show sent you.

Hi audience, what are you doing? Come here and sit down for a minute. Audience, something happened to Davis Grimley last night. He stepped on a wasp's nest. No sweetheart, you can't go yell at him. He was allergic to wasps. There were just too many of them...Anyway, Bev is here now! For a NEW episode of The Leather Rose! The #1 Omni-Skeptic Podcast on Outer-Earth!We were just thinking about dear friend of the show Johnny Pemberton. Isn't he great? You know you can go see him in Minneapolis on September 13? In fact, he's touring all over! Click here to see his upcoming tour dates.And, of course, our Seattle Family can go see Duncan this week! He'll be at Emerald City Comedy Club, September 4, 5 & 6! Click here for tickets.This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. In as little as 10 minutes you can get your free quote and up to 3 million dollars in coverage at Ethos.com/DUNCAN Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code DUNCAN. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information, and we thank BlueChew for sponsoring the podcast.

We know what today is! Many, many people are saying that gravity is going to disappear for 8 seconds today. Get some tips from Duncan to prepare for all that SWEET BLUE!Washington state family! Duncan is coming to the Emerald City Comedy Club in Seattle! Three night, five shows. Click here to get your ticket now!Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: Visit Amentara.com/go/DTFH and use code DUNCAN11 at checkout for 11% Off! Start low. Pay attention. It’s one of those things you dial in for yourself. Head to FactorMeals.com/duncan50off and use code duncan50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026. Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App.

David Nichtern, founder & CEO of Dharma Moon, co-founder and CCO of Strawberry Moons Media, and Duncan's meditation teacher re-joins the DTFH!Join Buddhist teacher David Nichtern for a free online talk on Tuesday August 25 on the art of teaching meditation.Interested in becoming a certified mindfulness meditation teacher? Dharma Moon’s 100-Hour Mindfulness Meditation Teacher Training begins October 9th.Also beginning October 9th, David Nichtern’s Intro to Mindfulness and the Path of Meditation is a weekend workshop for both newer and experienced meditators looking to learn or refresh the foundations of mindfulness practice.This episode is brought to you by: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code DUNCAN. You also get an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order.  Go to Quince.com/duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MintMobile.com/Duncan.

If you want this or you don't want that you shouldn't want that if you want that you gotta do this to get that and to get that you're gonna have to not have that but you want is the thing you need to do to get where you want to go that's not where you really where you want to go, but you pretend you do, and that's where all the trouble starts.New Mexico family! Duncan is coming to Hyena's Comedy Nightclub in Albuquerque, August 14 & 15. Click here to get your tickets now!Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at MintMobile.com/Duncan.

It's not quite a Matrix yet. It's just the one.BeastBlast Sleeper Cell Epsilon Delta Cum you are activated. BeastBlast Sleeper Cell Beta Kundalini Tau is moved to condition Night Stream.New Mexico family! Duncan is coming to Hyena's Comedy Nightclub in Albuquerque, August 14 & 15. Click here to get your tickets now!This episode is brought to you by: Visit Amentara.com/go/DTFH and use code DUNCAN11 at checkout for 11% Off! Start low. Pay attention. It’s one of those things you dial in for yourself. This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code DUNCAN. You also get an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order. 

You've tuned in, you've locked in, now synchronicity will abound! In a completely unforeseeable turn of events an evil old man with a rotten soul died. Join us as we somberly process our complex feelings on the matter.Houston family! Duncan is in town TONIGHT, July 16! Come see him at the Houston Improv, click here to get your tickets now!And Austin family! Duncan is coming to the Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX, July 17-19. Don't sleep on this one, tickets are selling out fast! Click here to get yours now.This episode is brought to you by: Go to Quince.com/duncan for free shipping on your order and 365-day returns. Now available in Canada, too! Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App.

Welcome back, sweet angels! We're nearly shrew-free and change bucketful, as requested! In the meantime, here's some more hot takes on Christianity (did you know they took the blood out of a guy and put it in a cup?).Austin family! Duncan is coming to the Comedy Mothership in Austin, TX, July 17-19. Don't sleep on this one, tickets are selling out fast! Click here to get yours now.Check out Mystery Boys with Duncan and Kurt Metzger on YMH Studios!This episode is brought to you by: This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/duncan and get on your way to being your best self. Download Cash App, use our exclusive referral code SECURE10 in your profile, send $5 to a friend within 14 days, and you’ll get $10 dropped right into your account! Terms apply. That’s Money. That’s Cash App. Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code DUNCAN. You also get an additional 10% OFF + Free overnight shipping on your first order.